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bh506407 131 points ago +131 / -0

Lol they’d put a gambling addict in charge of casinos. They’d put Gollum in charge of a jewelry store. They’d put the fuckin Kool-Aid man in charge of a construction site!

🤣🤣🤣

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Pedeville 21 points ago +21 / -0

Gollym took care of the ring for many hundreds of years until it got stolen from him

Edit: he also had basically Satan and his minions looking for it, and he didnt get caught

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DumbedDownLad 7 points ago +7 / -0

Great point! He also tracked it back down and gave his life to get it back. Was Gollum a Pimp?