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buco 28 points ago +28 / -0

What? They don't have purple hair color available in Canada?

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thrakkorzog 19 points ago +19 / -0

They did, but there was a toilet paper shortage.

The type of people that sport purple hair dye were confused about what do under a shower without hair colorings. They were shocked at the notion of wandering down the aisle for soap and shampoo, and tried to scrub their bums with food coloring and egg whites. Leading to the great hair coloring drought of 2020.

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murderhornet 1 point ago +1 / -0

All man. MtF.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's probably taxed to death and costs too much.

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unicornpoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Apparently they don't have hair in canada.