I just wanted to say, in response to the bull dyke feminist from Quebec who sent the President some Ricin...

Sorry.

You guys have enough to deal with, without the socialist lunacy from up North raining down on you. I'm sorry for Jim Carrey and Justin Bieber and Celine Dion and all the others...

We know why they left Canada - they saw themselves reflected in California and other Democrat strongholds. I personally know lesbians who moved from Quebec to Portland Oregon to work for Nike. I'm SURE they're protesting right now, and should be deported back to Canada for [crimes while in USA]..

I'm sincerely sorry for these retards actions and interference in your domestic affairs. I fully support the USA retaliating against us by storming the border and annexing the country. I'll peacefully turn myself in first. :)