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BasteSpuds 1134 points ago +1136 / -2

Notice how she immediately pipes down and realizes she looks like a total idiot and can't even rebuke the crowds laughter.

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ginpunk 438 points ago +442 / -4

Two birds don't make a right.

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Pedeberrycrunch 225 points ago +225 / -0

A bird in the hand is worth two wrongs.

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SoldierofKek 211 points ago +211 / -0

A bird in her hand is worth none in her bush.

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IncredibleMrE1 76 points ago +77 / -1

Look, fat.

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Tranny_Fluid 30 points ago +30 / -0

A hand in the bird is worth more than her bush

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 15 points ago +16 / -1

Give a man a bird, he has a bird for a day. Give a man two birds and he has two birds.

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HockeyMom4Trump 15 points ago +16 / -1

She has two birds in her bush

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Flipbarryfromreddit 29 points ago +30 / -1

Jesus Christ did you see the hate in that woman???? Jesus Christ!

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Damadhatter 16 points ago +16 / -0

Did you just assume their gender????

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Flipbarryfromreddit 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pure rage. You can tell she truly hates herself

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MedPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

She should be cited for reckless driving and not wearing a seat belt. She should probably go home and rethink her life.

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ORD_to_SFO 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a feeling she was cited for that. Those cops must have witnessed the whole thing...they were so close that they just sauntered over after it happened.

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Quietam_Unum 3 points ago +3 / -0

A bush in the hand is worth two birds?

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stratocaster_patriot 46 points ago +46 / -0

Let's get two birds stoned at once Bubbles. But fuck seagulls, I haven't got time for those cocksuckers.

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WhitePowerRanger 21 points ago +21 / -0

I’m a simple man. When I see a Ricky quote, I updoot.

Smokes boys! Let’s go!

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Destineed369 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not as bad as the bumblecocks. Or dump bees

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Themustardtiger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Suit dummies are the worst.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about a Green Eggs and Haaaaaaaammmmm!?

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Coslin 12 points ago +12 / -0

Or a stop, apparently.

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IntergalacticWalrus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Get two birds stoned at once Julian.

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Cosmo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Three rights make a left.

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kekkk 230 points ago +231 / -1

Trump Derangement Syndrome seen in real-time.

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Chopblock 152 points ago +153 / -1

’Ma’am, do you have a license to be carrying this much instant karma non-commercially?’

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Liganthropic 41 points ago +41 / -0

As Judge Napolitino would say, licensing requirements are just another oppressive nature of the government we have allowed. We are sovereign entities.

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Chopblock 27 points ago +28 / -1

You Trump assholes can’t stop me I’m a sovereign enti-‘ CRASH!

/Congress hasn’t found a way to tax karma... yet

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

must be pre-TDS Judge Nap

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SemperFree 12 points ago +12 / -0

I agree actually.

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elmerecido 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's also just another way to tax us.

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Flyoverpede2 9 points ago +9 / -0

I regret only 1 upTRUMP to give for this comment.

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ORD_to_SFO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally random, but had to share this thought... Imagine being a farmer back in the 1770's. In a time of revolution, you join your local militia. When caught, you are asked for your final words...and before a crowd of maybe 25 people you exclaim, "I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.". ...and then 250 years later, kids on the internet honor your memory by using your final words. Incredible arc of time!

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

OI

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BasteSpuds 85 points ago +85 / -0

No. Nothing will beat election night when I was in a bar and over the evening I watched many of the parton's despair gradually grow. So much schadenfreude. I intend to be out and about to see TDR in real time once again.

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namechangearoo 35 points ago +35 / -0

I was actually flipping between the networks and had Alex Jones and roger stone on the livestream on my laptop. Shit was epic. I’m doing the exact same thing this year.

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commies0ride0free 40 points ago +40 / -0

I watched TYT, still watch the short version to this day. Warms my heart. When Ana said “fuck you” to all the women that voted Trump (am wahman) but her face was puffy and her eyes were red... just... 😍🤩😍🤩

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BasteSpuds 20 points ago +20 / -0

I saw Bill Burrs live stream of it. That was pretty entertaining. While he didn't take sides he did throughout the evening verbally berate the left as to why they were idiots thinking their strategy was gonna pan out. You think you'll just insult all the average folk of this nation and then think they won't reject your ideas?!?!

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PepesCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a great idea!! I’m doing the same; thanks!! Maybe add crowder in the mix as well?

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kc5ods -3 points ago +7 / -10

i don't want to harsh any mellows here, but what if they cheat us out of this election? WI and PA are as good as lost already...?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just be strapped. No telling where shit will go down.

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PepesCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought about doing this but I genuinely don’t think I could keep it together; I think I will start cracking up like a maniac and then they could gang up and attack me.

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FUCKTHEDNC 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is what I am going to do. THANK YOU.

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YourTendiesWillBurn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fast Actin'

Long Lastin'

Trumpcurse9000® (available in a voting booth near you)

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NvJohansson 177 points ago +177 / -0

Took off her seat belt, pulled her body out of the car while driving which is another ticketable offense, took her eyes off the road and both hands off the wheel which is dangerous driving, and is fully responsible for causing the accident from A to Z with a bunch of witnesses right in front of the cops. Good luck with the tickets and your insurance premiums.

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Trump2024 96 points ago +96 / -0

Fucking Drumph!

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Forsaken 71 points ago +71 / -0

This is Orange Mans fault!

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Apersonofinterest 35 points ago +35 / -0

Why did Drumpf do this?

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thisisatestof2 66 points ago +66 / -0

Also, if the driver she rear ended was injured she just gave them in their attorneys a gold mine to go after her.

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bck- 54 points ago +55 / -1

I would have walked out of my car holding my now “stiff neck”

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Kweebecker 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's America. "I'm terrified to go back into a car now because of this wantonly aggressive and destructive crime I was subjected to. I want pain and sufferring damages."

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FireannDireach 26 points ago +26 / -0

I love your optimism. Go talk to an insurance agent. They have claims filed every hour over fender benders. I've seen it. I worked at a pizza place in college (not dominos, a real pizza and beer joint), and a delivery driver rolled forward from a complete stop at a light, into the car in front of them. The couple in the other car filed a $12k lawsuit after they found out he was at work during the incident, for bruises. The insurance company threw them a grand to go away. Happens all the time. It's not about "proving' anything, it's finding out how much the insurance will pay you to go away. And, there are PLENTY of scummy lawyers who have no problems filing claims like that. For a bottom feeder lawyer, that's most of the clientele.

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thisisatestof2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Never underestimate the power of a sleepy attorney. I know someone who was in a similar accident and have to deal with the mess of an attorney claiming the pain and suffering bull crap from them simply going to the hospital to get checked out And found to have zero injuries as a result.

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2intheSpez1intheXi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some chick who worked in my building had a green light on a right hand and slammed her brakes on me and I bumped her POS shit. My insurance paid like $200 for her bumper, then she claimed injury and got $3k.

I had a witness behind me that swore she pulled a fast one and I still have an at fault with injury. Oh, and we all work for an insurance company.

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win-o-matic 29 points ago +29 / -0

I just hope the footage has been seen by the police, her insurance company, and the other driver & their insurance company. She exercised SEVERELY crappy judgment and massive negligence.

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thingaboutarsenal 18 points ago +18 / -0

Reeeeeeeeee! Defund the police!

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LacyLiberty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Underrated comment!

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kish-kumen 12 points ago +12 / -0

Put in in park, or set the parking brake, or both!

Jesus chrissy christ this lady is stupid. Time for "Driver reevaluation". Her emotional instability makes her a danger to other motorists.

What state is she from? Someone should send this to her state's DMV.

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MAGAngelo 139 points ago +139 / -0

If you watch closely, she was actually blaming the car in front of her....

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stratocaster_patriot 123 points ago +123 / -0

That's the same thing I saw. No way is a lefty TDS bitch not going to blame someone else for all her failures.

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RocknnRobin 67 points ago +67 / -0

Ever the victim, like any enraged lefty.

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MAGAMatt 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was a set up.

She was set up by the car in front of her to be hit while being videoed. The person in the car in front should apologize to her for the set up.

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CRobinsFly 49 points ago +49 / -0

I mean, if was in my Duramax and I saw her doing this in my rearview, I might have the temptation to stay in her way or roll slower than she was expecting because she was not paying attention. She'd probably sustain some nice hood damage as well as a likely radiator&condensor puncture, potentially disabling her car while my hitch would likely be unscathed.

I do need to work on being less vengeful sometimes.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 21 points ago +21 / -0

Oh yeah - cheapie hitch ball for the (total yer car, bitches!) win!

(...what? I keep a cheapie 2" hitch ball in the receiver on the back of my truck exactly for shitbirds like that to pound against if I get rear-ended.)

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CRobinsFly 18 points ago +18 / -0

Indeed - I love it!

Unfortunately though with always having a tongue and ball installed: I have had to train myself not to walk so closely to the rear ends of trucks at work as well my own - I've been capped in the shin or knee too many times and those damn things hurt.

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CampinAndBam 4 points ago +4 / -0

In Commiestan-Illinois you can be ticketed for having a hitch on when you’re not towing

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Flyoverpede2 15 points ago +15 / -0

I keep my big hitch on just for this scenario..

Lol, maam... Your car seems to be leaking all over the street...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +11 / -1

MOAR vengefulness is needed! They want us dead and are killing white people for being white every day. Let's not be apologizing

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kish-kumen 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's not vengeful. That's letting karma work through you. Nothing wrong with being an instrument for the universe.

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DoesItWorkAlready 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do need to work on being less vengeful sometimes.

It's not vengeful if it's before the fact.

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edxzxz 36 points ago +36 / -0

Yeah, too bad for her that traffic laws in every state make it the fault of the driver who does the rear ending by default. For some strange reason, people are expected to look where they're going and maintain a safe stopping distance. Somehow, the car in front can't control your car too.

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zooty 27 points ago +27 / -0

For some strange reason, people are expected to look where they're going

As opposed to hanging half out of the window waving their arms around? What sort of fascist autocracy is it where you live?

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kish-kumen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol... Pede you just made me choke on my coffee.

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Kweebecker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Expecting people to have personal responsibility for their own actions? What is this, facism? Everyone knows in a free and Democrat society, the government is responsible for every single action every human is ever allowed to make, that's real freedom.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 91 points ago +92 / -1

I doubt she reflects on her behavior afterwards though. Usually people would evaluate their politics having an emotional impact. I wish she would take that action but seriously doubt she will.

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Hydris 92 points ago +92 / -0

"It's their fault. It wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for them!"

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 40 points ago +41 / -1

Right? Fucking Trumptards

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WalkFastGoHome 35 points ago +35 / -0

That was exactly her reaction after hitting them. See how she gestures at them?

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JS_Mill 5 points ago +5 / -0

And she most certainly was the one who instigated the yelling back and forth

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Liganthropic 44 points ago +52 / -8

Woman:

"god dammit, that man got me pregnant (it wasn't my fault I had his dick in me)"

"god dammit, I cheated because he wasn't giving me what I needed"

"god dammit, he cheated because he's trash (but I still want him, even more now that I know he's desirable by other women)"

"god dammit, that protest made me drive into another car"

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operator1214 7 points ago +8 / -1

Conservative women or the soi-boys and antifa goons, which would you rather?

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80960KA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Correction: the biggest mistake

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Norwayhastrolls 12 points ago +12 / -0

I hate reflecting on the days events but I do it anyway. Gotta modify the bad stuff

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 8 points ago +9 / -1

This impacted others so it's worth reflection.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 10 points ago +10 / -0

At the end of the video you can see her flailing her arms in an accusatory manner. She will reflect that ahe had "the worst day everrrr" and "Fucking Drumpf supporters made it happen."

Never self accountability.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 1 point ago +2 / -1

True. She will regret the 2 armed bird but it was the bullying of Trump supporters that made her lose her shit.