C’mon man. Here’s the deal. Seven tacos for sure and little bit too sweet for the kids. Boink boink bibbity bloo flippy floppy nips. Listen. You don’t just take a bird, and make a sandwich out of it. Who’s counting?
C'mon man, everybody knows that two birds are in the bushes. My hands are going to rub hairs on those little birds just like the kids use to do to my legs. Look, my dad used to say, Joe sometimes you feel around and find a bush, other times, ya don't. I took those words to heart because when it comes to the thing... you know.. you gotta... the fact is... we just need to make sure that... it makes no sense.
I have a feeling she was cited for that. Those cops must have witnessed the whole thing...they were so close that they just sauntered over after it happened.
Two birds don't make a right.
A bird in the hand is worth two wrongs.
A bird in her hand is worth none in her bush.
God damn that's funny too....
Legit read that in Dice Man voice.
I came here for keks, and got rhyming.
The keks they rhyme
Look, fat.
C’mon man. Here’s the deal. Seven tacos for sure and little bit too sweet for the kids. Boink boink bibbity bloo flippy floppy nips. Listen. You don’t just take a bird, and make a sandwich out of it. Who’s counting?
-Biden 1920
Lmao Goddammit this is the funniest website in the world
C'mon man, everybody knows that two birds are in the bushes. My hands are going to rub hairs on those little birds just like the kids use to do to my legs. Look, my dad used to say, Joe sometimes you feel around and find a bush, other times, ya don't. I took those words to heart because when it comes to the thing... you know.. you gotta... the fact is... we just need to make sure that... it makes no sense.
You lying, dog faced pony soldier!
A hand in the bird is worth more than her bush
ROFL....This has gotta be the best one yet.....because it's true
Give a man a bird, he has a bird for a day. Give a man two birds and he has two birds.
She has two birds in her bush
Jesus Christ did you see the hate in that woman???? Jesus Christ!
Did you just assume their gender????
Yeah I did 😂 these ppl have pure evil filled within them it’s creepy asf
Did you just assume Jesus Christ is non-binary and not two spirited!!????
Pure rage. You can tell she truly hates herself
She should be cited for reckless driving and not wearing a seat belt. She should probably go home and rethink her life.
I have a feeling she was cited for that. Those cops must have witnessed the whole thing...they were so close that they just sauntered over after it happened.
A bush in the hand is worth two birds?
Let's get two birds stoned at once Bubbles. But fuck seagulls, I haven't got time for those cocksuckers.
I’m a simple man. When I see a Ricky quote, I updoot.
Smokes boys! Let’s go!
Not as bad as the bumblecocks. Or dump bees
Suit dummies are the worst.
What about a Green Eggs and Haaaaaaaammmmm!?
Or a stop, apparently.
Get two birds stoned at once Julian.
Three rights make a left.