HAHAHAHA! This reminds me of my younger days thinking was mr. cool in my BMW and did the exact same thing at the beach hooting at a pack of girls. My face still turns red thinking about it. Love y’all. Enjoy my embarrassment.
C’mon man. Here’s the deal. Seven tacos for sure and little bit too sweet for the kids. Boink boink bibbity bloo flippy floppy nips. Listen. You don’t just take a bird, and make a sandwich out of it. Who’s counting?
Here's the deal. Back in 1842 we had these mats we would lay on for nap time. And corn pop, he was a bad dude... Not as bad as when he was older, but bad... I had always wanted a peach crayon and so we crawled over to the crayon boxes and took out a crayon and it was peach. I was finally able to color the kids that I drew. But see, Here's the deal. I took the crayon home and my brother broke it.. Do I even have a brother? Anyway... I couldn't use peach to color kids anymore... So that's when I learned about roaches... Now the mats... They could be folded... We would hit them on the rain bucket and they would get rusty... We would do it to the mats that belonged to the dog faced pony soldiers. And that's why I love kids jumping on my lap.
Probably Joe Biden if he has to debate Trump or maybe not since this was way more coherent than what he would actually say.
Literally as I was, erm, writing? that (is it really writing if it’s just mumbo jumbo? Like are your toddlers drawings really drawings or just scribbles lol) I totally forgot what the fuck the thread was even about so I had to scroll up and mention birds in the last sentence 😂
C'mon man, everybody knows that two birds are in the bushes. My hands are going to rub hairs on those little birds just like the kids use to do to my legs. Look, my dad used to say, Joe sometimes you feel around and find a bush, other times, ya don't. I took those words to heart because when it comes to the thing... you know.. you gotta... the fact is... we just need to make sure that... it makes no sense.
It's after a biden statement like that someday, that his handlers will just stop for a moment, look into the cameras, and just say: "alright, you got us..."
A bird in her hand is worth none in her bush.
Brilliant
The 2016-2020 Democrat party in a nutshell
to follow the traditional rhyme scheme, it wld be, “hey witch, why car you mashed?” but “why u no stops” is funny haha.
Or: "Hey, Bitch, why you just eat your dash?"
I came to get down, I came to get down....
Obviously because there are no brakes on the Trump Train!
Ask not for whom the train comes. It comes for thee.
God damn that's funny too....
Trump curse is so real.
Sometimes it slowly eats at you from the inside, until you're a wasted wreck that has to be propped up and worked like a marionette....
And sometimes it strikes like lightning!
Every rib hurts... I can barely type... OMG this is fucking GOLD!
HAHAHAHA! This reminds me of my younger days thinking was mr. cool in my BMW and did the exact same thing at the beach hooting at a pack of girls. My face still turns red thinking about it. Love y’all. Enjoy my embarrassment.
THE DICE MAN! IM OVA HERE NOW
Legit read that in Dice Man voice.
I came here for keks, and got rhyming.
The keks they rhyme
Look, fat.
C’mon man. Here’s the deal. Seven tacos for sure and little bit too sweet for the kids. Boink boink bibbity bloo flippy floppy nips. Listen. You don’t just take a bird, and make a sandwich out of it. Who’s counting?
-Biden 1920
Here's the deal. Back in 1842 we had these mats we would lay on for nap time. And corn pop, he was a bad dude... Not as bad as when he was older, but bad... I had always wanted a peach crayon and so we crawled over to the crayon boxes and took out a crayon and it was peach. I was finally able to color the kids that I drew. But see, Here's the deal. I took the crayon home and my brother broke it.. Do I even have a brother? Anyway... I couldn't use peach to color kids anymore... So that's when I learned about roaches... Now the mats... They could be folded... We would hit them on the rain bucket and they would get rusty... We would do it to the mats that belonged to the dog faced pony soldiers. And that's why I love kids jumping on my lap.
I feel like you put more work into yours lol
Someone should run the bad lip reading algorithm on a Biden video and see if it makes more sense
“But nothing comes out when they move they lips, just a bunch of gibberish”🎶
Bruh “Biden 1920” idk why I’m crying rn but this thread is honestly so fucking funny
Literally as I was, erm, writing? that (is it really writing if it’s just mumbo jumbo? Like are your toddlers drawings really drawings or just scribbles lol) I totally forgot what the fuck the thread was even about so I had to scroll up and mention birds in the last sentence 😂
Lmao Goddammit this is the funniest website in the world
C'mon man, everybody knows that two birds are in the bushes. My hands are going to rub hairs on those little birds just like the kids use to do to my legs. Look, my dad used to say, Joe sometimes you feel around and find a bush, other times, ya don't. I took those words to heart because when it comes to the thing... you know.. you gotta... the fact is... we just need to make sure that... it makes no sense.
It's after a biden statement like that someday, that his handlers will just stop for a moment, look into the cameras, and just say: "alright, you got us..."
You lying, dog faced pony soldier!
A hand in the bird is worth more than her bush
ROFL....This has gotta be the best one yet.....because it's true
Give a man a bird, he has a bird for a day. Give a man two birds and he has two birds.
She has two birds in her bush