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CRobinsFly 49 points ago +49 / -0

I mean, if was in my Duramax and I saw her doing this in my rearview, I might have the temptation to stay in her way or roll slower than she was expecting because she was not paying attention. She'd probably sustain some nice hood damage as well as a likely radiator&condensor puncture, potentially disabling her car while my hitch would likely be unscathed.

I do need to work on being less vengeful sometimes.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 21 points ago +21 / -0

Oh yeah - cheapie hitch ball for the (total yer car, bitches!) win!

(...what? I keep a cheapie 2" hitch ball in the receiver on the back of my truck exactly for shitbirds like that to pound against if I get rear-ended.)

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CRobinsFly 18 points ago +18 / -0

Indeed - I love it!

Unfortunately though with always having a tongue and ball installed: I have had to train myself not to walk so closely to the rear ends of trucks at work as well my own - I've been capped in the shin or knee too many times and those damn things hurt.

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DoesItWorkAlready 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ouch, me knee hurts just thinking of that

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Tuggy_McTuggboat 2 points ago +2 / -0

You get used to walking around it after the 8th or 9th time.

Then you forget and do it again 6 months later.

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CampinAndBam 4 points ago +4 / -0

In Commiestan-Illinois you can be ticketed for having a hitch on when you’re not towing

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn... how fucked-up is that?

...and how do they deal with trucks where the hitch is welded on permanently?

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CampinAndBam 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good question..

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Flyoverpede2 15 points ago +15 / -0

I keep my big hitch on just for this scenario..

Lol, maam... Your car seems to be leaking all over the street...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +11 / -1

MOAR vengefulness is needed! They want us dead and are killing white people for being white every day. Let's not be apologizing

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kish-kumen 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's not vengeful. That's letting karma work through you. Nothing wrong with being an instrument for the universe.

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DoesItWorkAlready 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do need to work on being less vengeful sometimes.

It's not vengeful if it's before the fact.