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SoldierofKek 31 points ago +32 / -1

God damn that's funny too....

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linereddit 48 points ago +48 / -0

Trump curse is so real.

Sometimes it slowly eats at you from the inside, until you're a wasted wreck that has to be propped up and worked like a marionette....

And sometimes it strikes like lightning!

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 34 points ago +35 / -1

Every rib hurts... I can barely type... OMG this is fucking GOLD!

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RandoMando2A 38 points ago +38 / -0

HAHAHAHA! This reminds me of my younger days thinking was mr. cool in my BMW and did the exact same thing at the beach hooting at a pack of girls. My face still turns red thinking about it. Love y’all. Enjoy my embarrassment.

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somercet 4 points ago +4 / -0

At least you had a good reason: you were trying to get laid. :-D

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Yucky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Live and learn!

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deleted 20 points ago +21 / -1
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HitleryRodentClinton 12 points ago +12 / -0

THE DICE MAN! IM OVA HERE NOW

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ImWithHearse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, Terrific!