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Averon 33 points ago +34 / -1

Here's the deal. Back in 1842 we had these mats we would lay on for nap time. And corn pop, he was a bad dude... Not as bad as when he was older, but bad... I had always wanted a peach crayon and so we crawled over to the crayon boxes and took out a crayon and it was peach. I was finally able to color the kids that I drew. But see, Here's the deal. I took the crayon home and my brother broke it.. Do I even have a brother? Anyway... I couldn't use peach to color kids anymore... So that's when I learned about roaches... Now the mats... They could be folded... We would hit them on the rain bucket and they would get rusty... We would do it to the mats that belonged to the dog faced pony soldiers. And that's why I love kids jumping on my lap.

  • Probably Joe Biden if he has to debate Trump or maybe not since this was way more coherent than what he would actually say.
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WhitePowerRanger 17 points ago +17 / -0

I feel like you put more work into yours lol

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Datamancer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone should run the bad lip reading algorithm on a Biden video and see if it makes more sense

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Basedfaggot 2 points ago +2 / -0

“But nothing comes out when they move they lips, just a bunch of gibberish”🎶

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