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scorpio_2049 13 points ago +13 / -0

I would grab my neck and say “Owwww my litigation!”

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Boof_Bro 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have a deep hate for people that abuse the system and claim bogus injuries after minor accidents. I make an exception for this case. If she rear ended my car I would be rolling around in the street trying to put out the invisible fire like Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights.

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scorpio_2049 5 points ago +5 / -0

HALP ME OPRAH!!