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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have seen some other places selling the cards as well as buttons and t shirts even. The card looks the most official. That's why I wear it on a lanyard like an ID card around my neck. I bought a little cheap one rather than printing and laminating myself. Which is easily done. Conners clinic.com has one you can buy for any of the 50 US states you're in and it has a copy of the mask mandates medical exclusion. Which they all have. And it also states you do not even have to disclose your condition under federal HIPPA law. No problem and you're welcome. I'm like you and I don't feel bad lying either. I have had some asthma attacks when I was a kid. I remember what they feel like. Having my breathing obstructed gives me memories of it. I used to go the method of "this is america I am free to breathe" I even said "I can't breathe" a few times like I was Fentanyl Floyd. But it honestly gets tiresome having the same arguement everytime I walk into a grocery store. So I use the card now and it works like magic. Just be polite. I've even made some mask enforcers feel like shit once I get the manager to come over and they let me in or tell their employee to let me alone. I'll say "next time maybe be a little more understanding of those with special needs and disabilities" or something like that.

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MeanMisterMustardCap 2 points ago +2 / -0

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