Xir draws pistol from IFF. Drawing weapon from over-greased skin holster sounds like a pot of soggy mac and cheese being stirred by a fist wrapped with raw skirt steak. Limp potato wrist brings pistol to excessively high-ready position above the eyebrow line. From Xir’s IFF spills out 2 partially-nibbled spare magazines, a Zune, empty freeze pop wrappers and a bag of Cheetos. In the distance, Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” can be heard.
It's clear that land whale has no idea how to use the item in her hand.
Swinging it around, barely gripped, using it to point, shoves it in her front butt.
She's going to get someone killed.
Feral Hogs are always in season. Throw out a bag of chips to distract. Take the shot. "Here, would you like a bag of chips while you wait? (wait for what?) The Ambulance"
Concealed Carry options: [1] IWB Holster [2] OWB Holster [3] Folded Ham
IFF. Inside fupa fold
Greese up that IFF for quicker draws!
Xir draws pistol from IFF. Drawing weapon from over-greased skin holster sounds like a pot of soggy mac and cheese being stirred by a fist wrapped with raw skirt steak. Limp potato wrist brings pistol to excessively high-ready position above the eyebrow line. From Xir’s IFF spills out 2 partially-nibbled spare magazines, a Zune, empty freeze pop wrappers and a bag of Cheetos. In the distance, Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” can be heard.
This is Kyle Rittenhouse’s final boss fight.
You had me at mac and chz!
She slips her heat out the gunt went she's ready to hunt
Folded ham!!! LOL !! NIIIIICE!!
So the D.A. is going to go after her right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMSigv1dwn4
....awesome.
It's clear that land whale has no idea how to use the item in her hand. Swinging it around, barely gripped, using it to point, shoves it in her front butt. She's going to get someone killed.
Hopefully just herself or one of her dumbass buddies.
Yeah we can only hope.
Feral Hogs are always in season. Throw out a bag of chips to distract. Take the shot. "Here, would you like a bag of chips while you wait? (wait for what?) The Ambulance"
She hid it in her gunt.
Big Lives Matter?
Bigger
Sorta expected 30mm grenades to decimate those animals. (Maybe I have seen too much AH-64 sensor footage online.)
Did they arrest her?
I would say just run her over at that point but it would've totaled his car
Underneath her front butt is actually a pretty good hiding spot, if she can ever find it again.
She hides a midget in there that hands it to her.
That piece prints so hard between elastic fake jeans and that gargantuan fupa. 🤢