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SwampDrain2020 23 points ago +23 / -0

We may get some fresh lolz coming from Florida soon.

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Snugmeatsocks [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

If you grease up your car and the faggots just slide off, would that be a homophobic treatment?

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ModernKnight 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just don't glue a bunch of dildos to the outside of your car, if they mob you then it would be considered entrapment.

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svartchimpans 1 point ago +1 / -0

This proposal will be voted on in March 2021 during the next Florida legislative session. Too damn late. :/

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ArcticPharaoh 8 points ago +8 / -0

Take me with you.

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RedDon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deck it out with a cow catcher, battering ram, razor wire, and BenHur hubcaps.

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Er_hast_mich 11 points ago +11 / -0

YOU STUPID DRUMPFTARDS!!!! YOU COULD HAVE ELECTED A CRACK-SMOKING BLACK SEXUAL DEVIANT!!! THINK OF HOW CULTURALLY ENRICHED YOU'D BE BY NOW! STOP VOTING AGAINST MY I MEAN YOUR INTERESTS!!!

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kag-2020- 5 points ago +5 / -0

Florida would have been lost. Crazy how close it came.

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would make Hotline Miami look tame

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ArcticPharaoh 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love our Governor.

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Deeds263 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get the turtle wax boys, gotta make sure that commie scum slides right off 🐸👌🏻KEK

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dankmerchant45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Having Ron DeSantis as my governor now is a big fat upgrade from Gavin Newsom

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 3 points ago +3 / -0

SAINT DESANTIS

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TheContrarian2 2 points ago +2 / -0

This hasn't been a big problem in Florida. Just one incident that I recall in Orlando on a toll road. But, this is smart. This is pre-emptively saying, "We're not going to put up with the shit you've done in other states." If some protesters want to test it, they'll regret it.

You should read the tears and moaning on my counties Reddit sub. "Violates my first amendments", etc, etc, etc. Pointing out the the governor encourages peaceful protesting goes right through their airheads. And they all say that peaceful protesting doesn't work.

Fuck em. Peace and stability are important.

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Mona1950 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just informed my boss about this wonderful legislation. It's about time somebody grew some balls to make this shit STOP. Come on kids, test it.

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IDGAF-DT2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Id wanna get cameras for your demo derby rigs guys...jus sayin

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TheNewRepublic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck Around and vehicular Rittenhouse.

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VoterIDMatters 1 point ago +1 / -0

The man? Or...the mantis?

DESANTIS THE MANTIS