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jornado87 77 points ago +77 / -0

I went to a restaurant with my family this week. I was the last to arrive and they all waited for me before going inside. Everyone had a mask on, and my mother pulls one out of her purse for me. I refuse to take it, and they tell me I wont be able to order my food if I dont put it on. I go in anyway, everybody orders but me and I walk up last. Girl behind the counter takes my order and says nothing about the masks. Felt pretty good showing them it's a mirage.

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stoic_troll 62 points ago +62 / -0

I feel like they should just segment restaurants like they did back in the day with smoking and non-smoking sections: masks and no-masks. That way all the sane people could hang out together and live life normally while the face diaper brigade can shiver together in some dark corner away from the light.

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MAGATHREAD 27 points ago +27 / -0

“Pussy or non-pussy section, sir?”

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jornado87 9 points ago +9 / -0

"That depends on your definition of pussy"

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Is your party Branch Covidian?"

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Razorpony 2 points ago +2 / -0

Am I one, no. Would I like some, yes.

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VetforTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Segregate just make the mask wearers stay the fuck home.

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CaliPede24601 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’ve already done that; it’s called “dine-in” or “takeout” 😄

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justwanderful 31 points ago +31 / -0

I went grocery shopping without a mask today.

Nobody gave me any shit, but nevertheless, I almost caught the Covid!

I sensed it coming up the aisle for me, so I quickly jumped onto one of those social distancing stickers, which instantly put an end to that crap.

Crisis averted.

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jornado87 15 points ago +15 / -0

Probably saw you go the wrong way down the aisle. Dont you know you're supposed to follow the arrows? Geez.

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was wondering what the cov looks like when it's coming

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jdg00 30 points ago +30 / -0

Went to order food to go at a restaurant. Chick wouldn't let me in because I didn't have a mask. Had to order through a friend that was literally standing next to me and next to the waitress to get food. The waitress could hear everything I was saying as she was a few feet from me but wouldn't acknowledge me, because hey, no mask.

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Pederrr 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's pretty much forced everywhere here.... but when I have to talk to someone I am sure to pull it down.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

That my favorite thing; almost everyone pulls down the mask when they talk, which completely defeats any presumed purpose of wearing the mask, yet even the mask police don't seem to take issue with it. The whole mask thing is just ridiculous.

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Pederrr 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's virtue signaling. We let them bring social media to the real world

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PapaPepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hope you didn't leave a tip.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Peak Clown World. I fear this mask bullshit has permanently retarded some people.

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sustainable_saltmine 40 points ago +41 / -1
  1. you haven't seen the end yet. precedent now makes it open game for them to make it a yearly thing for Flu season.
  2. it will last as long as people keep voting for leaders who endorse it. It really should be a wedge issue, mask vs no mask mandates. If they say "we won't make you wear a mask", that should be a HUGE point to someone to vote for them

Now that there are niche markets popping up with designer masks it's now being normalized. Just look at commercials now. Even retail stores are featuring people in masks in commercials even if the commercial isn't specifically about their "cleanliness procedures". Even if it doesn't mention the virus at all. Just a normal commercial about their product, they show clips of mothers sending their kids to the school bus in masks, or kids going to school and wearing masks with their teachers wearing one too, crap they have in the schools telling the kids to keep distance and all that. Kids should not be learning this crap. It should be taught to them that they're being made to wear these things because of ignorant leaders making them. It should not be taught to them that it's in any way normal to come to school in a mask, have a plexiglas box around your desk or that you're not allowed to congregate with your friends at recess.

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Pederrr 14 points ago +14 / -0

It will last as long as we expect politicians to fucking do anything.

What part of the constitution, bill of rights, and american history state we're to have the government and representatives do everything for us?

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VetforTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

The entire world is divided on the mask. Its all part of their evil plan muuuuhahahaha

Mask are for idiots

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x-irradiance 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ugly vs attractive!

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TEXinLA 22 points ago +22 / -0

Seems like the EU is on the US election cycle WuFlu calendar.

Maybe it will get better after Nov. 3. We hope.

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Pederrr 21 points ago +21 / -0

It will not get better until enough of us are standing up to make it painful for them to enforce. It will not end sooner.

Trump is the leader of the federal government... there are no federal mandates.

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TEXinLA 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm in Los Angeles and people are pissed. Other counties are slowly opening because of lower infection rates but not Los Angeles County.

The BLM/defund the police demonstrations are likely contributors to the increase in infection rates for folks younger than 35.

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Pederrr 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wouldn't have those infection rates if we weren't testing healthy people. That bugs the everyloving shit out of me. WHAT PURPOSE ARE YOU SERVING BY GETTING TESTED FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN DIAGNOSTIC?!?!?!?

I don't ask my doctor for a finger up the butt every time I see him just to confirm I don't have prostate cancer, why the fuck would I get tested for a virus? Especially when the folks so uptight about it believe there are no available treatments... the test won't help you find a treatment if you're afraid of HCQ so the test is just the equivalent of getting your horoscope or a taking a facebook quiz

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup. Wouldn't even think of being tested. Don't like doctors much; have insurance I pay for out of my pocket.

I go to my local doc in the box - $59 per visit. Don't even bother with Blue Cross. Finally got a booster tetanus shot last June after 30 years.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had to get tested to have a medical procedure done recently, otherwise I wouldn't waste any time getting tested either.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

My Democrat sister-in-law is planning on spending $135 for an antibody test. I can't imagine why other than having money to burn.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yupyup, meanwhile I'm here testing myself for every STD possible everytime I fuck someone lmao

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TEXinLA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yup. Would have the added bonus of reducing deaths and maimings due to knifings and acid attacks.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its the previous generation who voted these fu king politicians in, us 20 year olds just have to live with the consequences.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ive been able to vote for 7 years, its not my generation who brought back socialism and voted these politicians in who has held office for longer than I've been alive rofl. Sure, the boomera might've defeated socialism, but they also brought it to us by voting for these corrupt fucks

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WeinerLapTop -2 points ago +2 / -4

Yeah, young people are at fault. When are you old fucks gonna police your own fucking generation. I was born in the 80s. It was awesome. Then boomers took office and now this country is fucked. This is ALL boomers and gen X. Y'all are in charge. Have been for 30 years.

YOUR GENERATION is in charge. NOT mine. Open your fucking eyes. My generation is about to fight our second war in our fucking primes. Y'all are fags.

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WeinerLapTop -2 points ago +1 / -3

Fish dont see the water in which they swim. You are a guppie.

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WeinerLapTop -2 points ago +2 / -4

Im a grown ass man. I have more employees than you have teeth. I truly think the booms and Xers are the laziest, most spoiled generations to EVER exist. Sold out America the moment you got the keys to the car. It's ok, pops, we will clean up YOUR mess. You fucking losers cant even take responsibility for Clinton, Bush, obama???Schumer, Pelosi, McCain, Justice Roberts?? Feinstein has been a chinese spy for longer than ive been alive. You lost the culture war, you sold out our wealth to china. That is all you. Ive voted 4 times for potus. Im not even eligible to BE president. But it's my generations fault...

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im 25, not my generation who voted in these fucking politicians, its my parents generation

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thelastlast 15 points ago +15 / -0

1.) the boomer meme was funny BECAUSE it was about 30 year olds and technically not correct. the news just doesn't understand a god damned thing about the internet or memes so they distorted it to the version newstards use now.

2.) yes people are way stupider than we all thought, it is profoundly disappointing.

3.) this bullshit is not here to stay, I guarantee. soon the normies will see the 2+2 = yellow math and stop 'helping'. let the covidiots stress themselves to death, there's no point arguing with them, I've tried.

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generated_name 11 points ago +11 / -0

there's no point arguing with them, I've tried.

That's the absolute worst part! Every time I bring up something that's counter to the narrative, or even just counter to what someone heard from some rando on Facebook, the person I'm talking with just goes "oh?" and ends the discussion. But their opinion doesn't change, and they continue to believe stuff the read on Facebook but not me, who they know personally.

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thelastlast 8 points ago +8 / -0

makes you feel like you're going insane doesn't it? we've all been there.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just had a discussion with a Branch Covidian tonight who insisted that the over 200K death toll is accurate. I informed her about the CDC admitting that only 6% of those deaths were exclusively caused by COVID, and her response was "they wouldn't have died if they didn't get the virus!". Like, how the fuck do you know that, lady? Then she claimed that everyone has preexisting conditions that put them at risk.

There is no arguing with these cultists. They love their pandemic fear porn and everything associated with it, and they aren't going to let anything take that away from them. They will probably be wearing masks for the rest of their lives.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

A friend of mine who is in his 50s with preexisting conditions was really freaked out about the virus and locked himself away in quarantine for months when it all started. Now even he admits that it was way overblown and that he overreacted. He is back to hanging out with his friends and living life and he only wears a mask now when he has to.

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KuzoKevin 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nice rant!

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Pederrr 10 points ago +10 / -0

IT IS NOT GOING AWAY UNTIL ENOUGH OF US ARE STANDING UP AGAINST IT CONSTANTLY.

Passively hoping the leader of the federal government is going to somehow change state and local policy while the vast majority of us are complying is NOT GOING TO STOP THIS. IT IS NOT GOING AWAY UNTIL WE ARE STANDING UP ENOUGH TO MAKE ENFORCEMENT OF THESE ISSUES BURDENSOME IF NOT IMPOSSIBLE.

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solarsavior 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nice rant!

When I have to wear a mask, I wear it “Kilroy style” with nose exposed. Nobody has said shit, I can breathe, and it’s my way of being disobedient. More and more where I can get away with it I simply don’t wear a mask.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wife made me a Trump/Pence 2024 mask. I am white in a sea of brown, living on the border.

The only people who have approached me so far have given me compliments, or thumbs up. I do get the stink-eye ever now and again too.

If/when someone challenges the way I wear it, I'll inform them they aren't my fucking doctor, then tell them to gtfo of my face.

I hate masks, but since I have zero choice atm, I'm wearing these colors loud and proud.

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solarsavior 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right, this is where I have mixed emotions. I don’t wear a mask where people are based or I think they are based. I do wear a mask in other places, particularly big box stores. Game theory. I don’t want the Left claiming that the rona is still around because people aren’t wearing masks.

I’m somewhat hopeful that someone gets in my face about the way I wear my mask. I’ll simply respond with the masks are a joke anyway and don’t work. It’s a gag, not a mask.

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Anyone3427 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 4 points ago +4 / -0

FUCK indeed

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slimcoat 4 points ago +4 / -0

God damn retarded fucking sheeple ass brainless unquestioning idiocracy spreading gullible coward ass lemming motherfuckers.

Hear hear!

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TrumpsWall 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel your pain Europede! Stay straight. This shit is redpilling billons!

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Patriot6969 3 points ago +4 / -1

I wear the face diaper because the mask thing is stupid but the vast majority of people will never say anything if you do that because the mask is a mark of compliance not something that saves your from getting the flu.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 4 points ago +4 / -0

wut..

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RolandDelacroix 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wear mine more "off" than "on" because I'll be fired if I don't wear one, but I'm not really worried and do manual labor so need my oxygen. As soon as I'm alone (75% of the time) it comes down, but I have to pull it up if my boss or clients come around.

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montag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not surprised. I’ve spent a lot of time in Europe and it’s full of group think and virtue signaling trends like being vegan or low meat.

I have however, spoken privately to quite a few Swiss, German, Dutch people that don’t believe in all the PC liberal bullshit. Problem is they don’t stand up and do anything about it, not unlike the US.

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astro_eng 2 points ago +2 / -0

That POS DeWine has a 70% approval rating! Masks are here to stay thanks to the fucking Karens of the world!

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Aeronomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

"God damn retarded fucking sheeple ass brainless unquestioning idiocracy spreading gullible coward ass lemming motherfuckers."

I feel that so hard

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DeusVult2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

EUROPEDE REPRESENT

We love you bud

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johnrambo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've only been told something once and fuck that guy. Seems every time I go somewhere I know someone there and end up in the isle talking to them. Every fucking time. lol. Today it was the girl from the autoparts store who fell and hurt her leg twice. I was asking how she was doing, and how a friend has had some major problems from falling and a botched surgery in Tailand that got infected.

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zzyzzx 2 points ago +2 / -0

It everyone started wearing Trump 2020 masks, the mandate will go away quickly.

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basedbrickpusher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyday I'm amazed by the levels of mongoloid retardation and cowardly submission all around me.

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm just waiting for norwegian government to try and force this shit on us. I love telling people to fuckoff, watching nosy-bitches faces light up in surprise when you tell them to fuckoff when they try to shame you is almost as good as an orgasm

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idk, havent happened yet. I'd probably tell them to fuckoff

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still wont put on a mask

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spuger 1 point ago +1 / -0

get yourself a haloween mask.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

First off dick weed. The only reason any of you asshats are gonna be free again is fucking boomers. Trump is a Boomer so get the fuck over yourselves with the mask shit. I'm 58 and don't wear one. Not even a fucking gator to fit in like you do. So bitch all you want but remember this boomer doesn't wear one at all in Vegas. Pissing in your Wheaties for being a shallow fuck. Have a nice day sir.

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Reddinatored 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based Europede

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missusellis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t wear it. Most places don’t say anything or will say something but not stop you if you say No Thanks. The very few places that bring up a stink about it I just do an about-face and walk out.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same thing happened to me at the hospital this week. They made me swap my neck gaiter for a surgical mask because "what you are wearing doesn't protect you". The fucking surgical mask doesn't protect you either! Just last week with the fires here these same medical authorities flat out stated that only N95 masks are effective in filtering out the ash particulates. Those particulates are HUGE compared to a virus, but that surgical mask is going to keep me safe from the WuFlu. Fucking clowns.

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JustInTime2_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah it is not here to stay. At least not in MERICA.

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GrabLifeByThePussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I told the lady at my grocery that I had a top of the line invisible mask. She didn't like that one.

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meme_cannon_operator 1 point ago +1 / -0

You sound like you could be my neighbor

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Caver2004 1 point ago +1 / -0

Europe. Sorry. From what I have heard and read. You're fucked.

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MainAd 1 point ago +1 / -0

ask them where THEIR papers are! [ Und WHY can you not sign zte papers!?? "Because you have broken both of my hands"]

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economy_voter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just training for mass acceptance of islam. Next it will be a virus that is only transmitted among women.