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RockyMin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why do these morons always have to do this while driving? I'm surprised these kind of people don't get in more accidents.

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BowelSharpton [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

I mentioned this - repeatedly - on other sites, especially the foul-mouthed "Tina From the Bronx" videos, and got my ASS REAMED every time! Pull the frick OVER or better yet, I don't know, film yourself at home sitting in a CHAIR not while HURTLING DOWN THE ROADWAY at god knows WHAT speed. I guess I must be an OLD FART but whenever I see Yet Another Commercial for (insert new outrageously priced vehicle here) with all the "New fantastic features of: sex robot with functional mouth and anus; do your nails and laundry; onboard WiFi; break into the InterPol database; slap the kids in the back seat; make a 7-course gourmet meal" (and fine print: great on mileage too) I about choke. Stop ENCOURAGING f-cking around at the WHEEL! The second I get in the car I turn my phone OFF and put it in the glove-box (I could do all the bluetooth bullshit with my new Alpine stereo I gifted myself but refuse to). I lose track of the DAILY times I'm nearly run off the road by these shit-heads screwing around on their cells at the wheel but this really IS the 'new normal'.

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RockyMin 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know, it's so stupid. And all so they can get 'likes' on twitter and crap. I've never done a 'selfie' or video of myself. Then again, I don't use social media at all. I guess I must an old fart too, lol.

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I honestly think the decline of western (and all) civilization really started escalating with the advent of a) the internet and then the b) ANTI-social media demon - it brings out everyone's inner id/child....yet here we are.....on the internet!!! But we conservatives typically DISCUSS matters in a fairly dispassionate manner on here - that's what we DO [with a number of foul-mouthed exceptions i've encountered on here] without resorting to the toxic narcissism of fake-book, twit, etc - i categorically refuse to do any of that crap nor will i EVER do a selfie. Someone once stated and i've always remembered the line (in reference to this Online Life): I choose to live my life, not broadcast it.

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RockyMin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, me too. I never had the desire to broadcast what I was doing over the internet. It's ridiculous. Like you said, I much prefer places like TD, where we generally discuss things intelligently. Though we have our radicals here too. I also tend to post comments at places like Breitbart and stuff, but I hate when a liberal troll pops in and starts parroting all the lies that MSM tells. They are so tough behind their keyboards aren't they?

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HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree 1000% and regret I can only give one upvote, but functional anus you say?

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Cyber1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

reviewbrah just chilling and eating his burger in the middle of the chaos. Very zen

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bonniegee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I like that guy!

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Songofsixpence 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yikes!

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Hetero_Habilis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bottom right? Is he getting away with it again?

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

¿que?

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Hetero_Habilis 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s not him? (https://youtu.be/pOMOrKQhS-Q)

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BowelSharpton [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aha!!! Thank you Nimble Man!! (love the name)

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Industry4 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder how the people in this video feel when they see this video?

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I honestly think these toxically narcissistic BABIES have lost all capacity (if in fact they ever POSSESSED it) for shame. Sorry to say but I place a LOT of the blame not on the weak fall-back of 'peer pressure' but PARENTING or glaring lack thereof. This is the age of the You're SPECIAL, everybody gets a trophy I guess and we're reaping THAT whirlwind.

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CharlesDemar72 4 points ago +4 / -0

They all need a time out from voting.

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is how I found it, as a 'montage' - friggin BRILLIANT complilation - it should be a Trump/RNC ad.

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d_bokk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bottom right is Sam Hyde, based comedian who got unpersoned by Adult Swim and Youtube after Trump won in 2016. If the video exists, it's probably satire.

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Trumperette1 3 points ago +3 / -0

No Oscar. Not black or marginalized enough. Sorry. Great audio, though.

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

When they started selecting ONE movie and then BURY it with awards to the exclusion of all the other contenders is when I gave up on them (actually I think it was around Attenborough's "Ghandi" which was 'okay' not great, but I think won every category except "greatest fake homosexual lisp by heterosexual actor" award). Now, like the BM-ies (emmies) the shit's just UNWATCHABLE with nothing BUT The Agenda being RAMMED down your throat.

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0
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bonniegee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who's the guy in the bottom middle eating the hamburger?

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I saw this it reminded me of the trippy 2000 movie Timecode (dir Mike Figgis, most famous for Leaving Las Vegas).

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IAbsolutelyDare 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is my new ring tone for a few people.

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

DaYUMN!!! GREAT IDEA! Here's the just-converted mp3. Total mind f-ck. I'll alternate it with my Sam Kinison Scream ringtone.

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

And here it is, sped up 45% - even BETTER.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow, you're on fire today!

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TrumpMagaNoBama 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like something from Southpark! Kenny!!

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climatestatis 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of them wants to "build a gym". But if nobody is allowed to use it (apart from federal officials) then what would be the point?

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jimmajamma 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone have the original link for the upper left one? I'm putting together a montage and can't find the original.

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is how I found it and - aside from a helpful user pointing out the "bread and milk" guy (upper right), the possible Belgian (lower right) and most recent REEE (2nd from upper left), I'd never heard/seen these other idiots. I just can't keep UP with these Egocentric, Emotionally-Retarded Clowns most days (oh gee, another "epic" meltdown, ho-hum).

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jimmajamma 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the follow up. I had seen that upper left loon originally all by herself but I didn't capture it. Now I'm regretting it as I compile an "unhinged" folder for later memeing.