As someone who spent 7 years of my life in the water with dolphins, I can vouch for how intelligent and opportunistic they are. Sure, they'll rough you up sometimes, but you're in their world, not the other way around.
Brilliant genius.....Bumblebee had been running a bunch of silly posts that their tuna goes good with anything, everything, anybody —- even a can of Bumblebee with a martini.
Starkist is Pelosi's brand. Look it up. All the "fact check" sites deny it but Pelosi and her husband have made a mint through insider trading and graft related to Del Monte foods, the owner of Starkist.
Actually you would want to do the opposite. If you think the stock will drop in price you would short it. After hearing this bumblebee should skyrocket tomorrow.
Kirkland's has the absolute worst tomato sauce I have ever tasted in my life. Completely fucking ruined a spaghetti a meatballs dish. I had to throw it out after a couple of bites..
Let’s stick to biden and the crazy democrats. If you need to make those jokes there are places to do it that, don’t feed into the false narrative leftists are trying to spread about us.
I’m used to the jokes from 4chan and stuff and am not offended at all, but we represent the President here.
I hope I never have to find out, seriously heard that from a friend the other day about how it was near impossible to remove from a piece of furniture.
Even the fact that he said THAT was hard to believe - is he really taking the fight to the 'stupid rich people' or just letting others know he knows the deal, so they better knock it off
Lmfao he's so god damned funny. I can't handle it.
Especially considering the tantrum the left threw over his soup comment a week ago, the fact that he's just like "yeah and fuck it Bumble Bee™ works too" kills me
He brought up the fact that antifa buys cans of soup to use as projectiles since they're lighter than bricks but still solid and easy to throw. Plus, if they get caught with the soup, they can claim its just groceries.
Oh I hadn’t heard that... but now I see the fake news. Seriously, fuck the media. “Har har har, Trumps scared of soup”
Is this an example of gaslighting?
Could you imagine getting hit in he head with a can of soup someone threw?
The President's Daily Brief (PDB), sometimes referred to as the President's Daily Briefing or the President's Daily Bulletin, is a top-secret document produced and given each morning to the president of the United States, and is also distributed to a small number of top-level US officials.
Law enforcement dude (led): Mr Prez my man, thuggybro are throwing shit and shit at us.
Trump: what kind of stuff?
Led: like soup and tuna and shit?
Trump: oh like Campbell's?
Led: yes, and progresso, but those blasted tuna cans are the worst
Trump: chicken of the sea?
Led: Bumblebee actually....but I dont see how that's important...
Trump: put it in your report
Months later:
Trump: they are throwing Bumblebee tuna
Media: Fact check, there is no evidence Bumblebee was used.
2 days later, report is linked proving Trump right - again.
Straight out of pro wrestling, this kind of humor gets anyone with a pulse laughing, it's classic
Honestly when Trump retires maybe he should try a small run of stand up, poking fun at his own rallies but secretly getting the energy up for the next MAGA man
Just checked, you're not wrong. Not sure how I missed that. The cans are often a lot more water though so I'll have to do a comparison. I usually mash it up anyway so the pouches are fine in that respect.
It is scandalous waste of food. It proves they are wrong. There is such abundance here that they are throwing high-protein food instead of eating it. Or donating it. And people could use it, in these times. Durable container. A hard fish to catch.
Actual food. And high quality food.
No, don't boycott the tuna maker. He didn't mean his product to be used this way.
Antifa has been buying the tuna in a pouch and sharpening the edges. It’s like a tuna-shuriken. Getting hit with one of these tunakin is not pretty, folks, believe me. Quite painful.
The Q tards are going to absolutely lose their shit with how he annunciated “bumble bee”. We’re going to be seeing post dated “beware the pollinator” cryptic shit for weeks now.
is that a message to "short" Bumble Bee (or whoever owns the brand)?
Nah. He's doing standup here. Bumble Bee is a just a funny name.
It stings
They can really rip it...
BUMBLE BE BEST!
But is it sustainable, line caught tuna?
Hey, I like Dolphins. They're smarter than the average Dem, and a lot nicer too. Line-caught Tuna is a-ok by me.
As someone who spent 7 years of my life in the water with dolphins, I can vouch for how intelligent and opportunistic they are. Sure, they'll rough you up sometimes, but you're in their world, not the other way around.
Brilliant genius.....Bumblebee had been running a bunch of silly posts that their tuna goes good with anything, everything, anybody —- even a can of Bumblebee with a martini.
Like Burger King--a sense of humor.
The buzz around it is strong
Some puns have a sting to them....
He's trying to start some buzz about it.
He is telling us to go toilet paper apocalypse on canned tuna. Empty the store shelves, cuz a tuna shortage for them is like the ammo shortage for us.
Not a bad idea to have some in the house anyway. Canned cooked meat is always good in case of an emergency.
I always have canned meat cuz I'm broke. I unabashedly love spam and eggs for breakfast.
Chicken of the sea!
Is it really chicken?
I Love the Tuna they Call Bumble Bee...
Uh no. Bumble Bee tuna is a brand of tuna like Starkist.
Equinsu Ocha
Starkist is Pelosi's brand. Look it up. All the "fact check" sites deny it but Pelosi and her husband have made a mint through insider trading and graft related to Del Monte foods, the owner of Starkist.
Disagree. I love Bumble Bee. Solid pack albacore.
Hmm, Kimmel said baba booey at the awards thing recently. 2 B's. B2 Bomber. Bumble Bee.
Q predicted this 🐟
Love this place.
So did Quasimodo
upvote for Bobby Baccala
What was the prediction?
Trump droppin’ bombs on their moms
kek
Pretty sure the "baba boost" guy just croaked. Could be wrong, but it seems I heard that recently.
Snopes check: false claim "baba hooey has 3 b's"
Kek
Actually you would want to do the opposite. If you think the stock will drop in price you would short it. After hearing this bumblebee should skyrocket tomorrow.
FCF Co, Ltd. (FCF) is a privately held Taiwanese seafood conglomerate.
I think it's a hint about our stealth bomber. Bill Barr. BB.
CNN: Why Tuna is a Racist Dog Whistle
BuzzFeed: Eating White Albacore Says This About Your Privilege.
Costco’s Kirkland private label FOR THE WHITE ALBACORE WIN!
Seriously Pedes, check it out!
I encourage you to try Trader Joe's (100% non appropriating or racist) smoked trout. EXQUISITE.
IS IT “BROWN” TROUT?
Rainbow, but only during June.
I knew it
but...how can I find it in the store when I'm stumbling around from the four masks I facetiously layer over my entire face and block my vision?
I just want to make EXTRA sure I abide by their no-mask-exemption policy.
Costco is American owned, last I checked.
Don’t believe their tuna is Chineee either
Kirkland's has the absolute worst tomato sauce I have ever tasted in my life. Completely fucking ruined a spaghetti a meatballs dish. I had to throw it out after a couple of bites..
How do you even ruin tomato sauce? That's like messing up a grilled cheese.
You’d be surprised at how many people mess up grilled cheese. It’s crazy.
Fun fact RBG didn’t know how to use an oven.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Biden needed the recipe for a grilled cheese. Even then he’d still fuck it up.
...Y'know, we should have a food.win...
Based food
Did she refuse to use an oven because she was a woman or a jew?
Let’s stick to biden and the crazy democrats. If you need to make those jokes there are places to do it that, don’t feed into the false narrative leftists are trying to spread about us.
I’m used to the jokes from 4chan and stuff and am not offended at all, but we represent the President here.
Politifact, False, Only Starkist Tuna cans are thrown by protesters
I always feel privileged opening up a 60 cent can of Tuna
Albacore is code for white supremacy
MSNBC : Bumble bees are Yellow and Black. Trump incites race riots against Asian and African minorities.
<Monarch butterfly goes past with tiny trailing Orange Lives Matter banner>
raughs in korean
Remember that Olympics commercial for Apple?
Socialists wasting food??
oh they don't eat that trash, only the best for them
Yep! If it's not Hot Pockets or their personal soy fad then it's unhealthy.
You forgot the tendies!
never forget the tendies
...always go full tendies?
Do they make tuna hot pockets?
Ask Rachel Maddow or Lori Lightfoot. 🤢
Yes but can I make her sing at the press of a button?
Apparently George Soros can.
Gag
If they don't, they should, because I'd munch the hell out of that.
Mmmm, warm tuna.
Username checks out!
Please don't give them any ideas.
Tell them you cook it by putting the whole thing in the toaster
They would love a soy latte Hot Pocket! Now available at Starbucks 😂 I almost want to go try to order one.
Pumpkin Spice Chicken Nugget Hot Pocket
Explodes in the microwave but the maid will get it
Bumblebee tuna barely qualifies as food.
por que no las dos?
Chicken of the Sea, or GTFO.
Wild Planet ftw.
i thought it was chicken for FAR too long.... I also used to be a bernie bro. im sorry guys.
It's all good. MAGA is all that matters now.
If u dig around at some point in Potus history Bumble Bee pissed him the fk off 😂
Comedic Gold Bond! It sticks and it's pink!
Pink? Is that the extra strength?
I hope I never have to find out, seriously heard that from a friend the other day about how it was near impossible to remove from a piece of furniture.
I thought gold bond was just crotch powder?
I'm probably just mixing it up with some other denture glue, sorry!
Better to do that here than in real life!
As a parent I know there's Baby Gold Bond for baby crotches and it works pretty well, on a par with Boudeaux's Butt Paste.
We all knew what he was thinking.
dangerously based
He also wanted to say Rothschilds and Peysuers but held back
Even the fact that he said THAT was hard to believe - is he really taking the fight to the 'stupid rich people' or just letting others know he knows the deal, so they better knock it off
Came here looking for this reply.
/r/oddlyspecific
oddlyspecific.win? Please??
I don't know how to make that but I support the idea.
The mods from the subr have to request it.
Or we could just do our own thing instead of bringing the cucks from reddit here.
Get out.
silence plebbitor
Lmfao he's so god damned funny. I can't handle it.
Especially considering the tantrum the left threw over his soup comment a week ago, the fact that he's just like "yeah and fuck it Bumble Bee™ works too" kills me
I must’ve missed it, what is this about soup??
He brought up the fact that antifa buys cans of soup to use as projectiles since they're lighter than bricks but still solid and easy to throw. Plus, if they get caught with the soup, they can claim its just groceries.
Oh I hadn’t heard that... but now I see the fake news. Seriously, fuck the media. “Har har har, Trumps scared of soup” Is this an example of gaslighting?
Could you imagine getting hit in he head with a can of soup someone threw?
BUMBLE BEE TUNA! EXCUSE ME SIR YOUR BALLS ARE SHOWING. BUMBLEBEE TUNA
https://media1.tenor.com/images/9e62e73efa60a85d6e35f8c5e8cc5493/tenor.gif?itemid=5101775
I thought of ace ventura as well.
Too bad Jim Carrey has gone batshit crazy and is unwatchable these days.
He's playing Joe Biden on SNL apparently
I knew I couldn’t be the only one who immediately thought of this scene lol
There is some sort of 4d chess going on here. Tomorrow all the media is going to be talking about how Trump is using the office to sell a tuna brand.
Someone get it out there! Tuna masks do not work no matter what the CDC says!
If you can smell the tuna it's not stopping the wuhan flu.
CNN: “He must have stock in Bumble Bee Tuna!
EVAN!! Get on it!!”
Bumblebee tuna, the next racist dog whistle I'm sure. We're all living in our own bubble with the internet algos controlling our behavior.
I am sure there is a meaning behind Bubmle Bee.Be right back headed over to https://greatawakening.win/.BRB. /s
Bumble Bee
B Bee
Babylon Bee
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Bocephus. Bill and Ted's Great Adventure. Binoculars.
That was my first thought. Took a minute to realize that wasn't the sites name
B2 Bomber. Bill Barr.
He’s right you know.
Bumble Bee is the 17th national tuna brand to start in the US! Q exists! 😂
Buzz buzz.
Q.
the bumbling b, is biden.
Snoops Fact Check: The cans of tuna are actually looted from burning stores.
Trump Lie #18,659
CNN: Drumph mistakes flying fish for cans of albacore.
The President's Daily Brief (PDB), sometimes referred to as the President's Daily Briefing or the President's Daily Bulletin, is a top-secret document produced and given each morning to the president of the United States, and is also distributed to a small number of top-level US officials.
He knows all.
Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel
And of course now it's trending on Twatter, cucks are reeeeeeeing.
You know what probably happened?
Law enforcement dude (led): Mr Prez my man, thuggybro are throwing shit and shit at us. Trump: what kind of stuff? Led: like soup and tuna and shit? Trump: oh like Campbell's? Led: yes, and progresso, but those blasted tuna cans are the worst Trump: chicken of the sea? Led: Bumblebee actually....but I dont see how that's important... Trump: put it in your report
Months later: Trump: they are throwing Bumblebee tuna
Media: Fact check, there is no evidence Bumblebee was used.
2 days later, report is linked proving Trump right - again.
Weirdest advertisement ever.
How much did bumblebee pay him to mention them ? 🤔
ArtOfTheDeal
Hahaha, this is pure American humor. I mean it’s not a joke but it’s all in the delivery, the funny brand name and the body language, so funny
Straight out of pro wrestling, this kind of humor gets anyone with a pulse laughing, it's classic
Honestly when Trump retires maybe he should try a small run of stand up, poking fun at his own rallies but secretly getting the energy up for the next MAGA man
I've been buying the pouches.
Even worse. In the right hands, it could become a tuna-shuriken.
More expensive per ounce, and it gets all squished and gross.
Just checked, you're not wrong. Not sure how I missed that. The cans are often a lot more water though so I'll have to do a comparison. I usually mash it up anyway so the pouches are fine in that respect.
For young, hip single people, pouches are very convenient. Trust me, I've been there.
With my family, my criteria is volume.
Lmfao that was funny! I love our President!
Well, I haven't eaten tuna since the took the dolphin out of it. It just doen't taste as good as it used to.
Invest in bumble bee and Campbell’s quick
I have to disagree with Trump on this issue.
None of these pricks are buying soup and tuna to throw at cops.
They're stealing it.
It is scandalous waste of food. It proves they are wrong. There is such abundance here that they are throwing high-protein food instead of eating it. Or donating it. And people could use it, in these times. Durable container. A hard fish to catch.
Actual food. And high quality food.
No, don't boycott the tuna maker. He didn't mean his product to be used this way.
"...He didn't mean his product to be used this way...."
How do we know? Every major company gave money to BLM.
Nobody cans tuna fish for any other reason than the obvious reason.
I know nothing about Bumblebee tuna. I eat a different brand. A quick search found this:
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20200409005137/en/Bumble-Bee-Seafood-Donates-1-Million-in-Products-to-Feeding-America-for-COVID-19-Relief-Efforts
Last April, they were donating a million dollars worth of their food to people who were having difficulties because of the COVID lockdowns.
Yeah, but did the company give money to BLM is what I was mulling.
A search turned up nothing about that.
I don’t know why but I find this hysterical! “Bumble Bee Brand” haha!
Cans of tuna vs mags of 9mm
Weird, I must have picked up the wrong thing... Mine says 5.56.
Feeding the Hungry one can at a time.
did I just have to learn that rioters are using cans of tuna fish as weapons from the President instead of ANY OF THE NEWS?
Starkist would never.
O geezes get in pre market bumble bee. Gonna be a 🚀
Socialists throwing food at people.
OH THE IRONY!
Outside stupid rich people. Did I hear that right?
CNN fact check - False, the protesters only throw Starkist Tuna cans
Charlie is a thug.
Top Kek! This is another one of Trump's 20,000 lies! How can he keep getting away with it? Nancy will impeach him once per day!!
“You can put a curve on it” hahahahaha. Even the biggest haters have to admit President Trump is friggin hilarious.
Is that why tuna's only like $2 for a 4 pack right now? Huh.
And why the fuck when potted meat is only 20 cents a can in bulk? Idiots.
He’s so good off teleprompter. Only use it for state of union address and other big speeches. Otherwise just be Trump.
Funniest President in history. The best comedy contains truth and Trump always delivers one.
Antifa has been buying the tuna in a pouch and sharpening the edges. It’s like a tuna-shuriken. Getting hit with one of these tunakin is not pretty, folks, believe me. Quite painful.
The Q tards are going to absolutely lose their shit with how he annunciated “bumble bee”. We’re going to be seeing post dated “beware the pollinator” cryptic shit for weeks now.
lol they dont eat canned anything but soy.
We’re lucky to have him boys.