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ShmellyTunaMelt1 396 points ago +396 / -0

DeSantis couldn't hold it back.

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PyroSphere 236 points ago +236 / -0

Good people have a good sense of humor. It's a sign of humanity missing in our opponents.

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MustBeTrump 29 points ago +29 / -0

I actually laughed aloud at this when he said "some people are slow learners" lmao

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Cyrbuzz66 12 points ago +12 / -0

Left=Sloooooowwwww!!!!!!!

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svartchimpans 138 points ago +138 / -0

I love it. He is talking to lefties and their journalists like the mentally undeveloped children they are.

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G_regulator 47 points ago +47 / -0

Highly underrated comment 10/10

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TrumpMagaNoBama 42 points ago +42 / -0

Yes, highly effective to show 'em pictures and repeat many times over until the concept sinks in.

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justsomefuckingdude 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's how you should always interact with leftists. If nothing else it really gets their goat.

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Missanthripocenex 59 points ago +59 / -0

In telling you man, the Dems really fucked up by backing and endorsing these insane rioters. In the heat of the moment they thought they were winning cool points but this is going to haunt them for a long long time.

They played a short game and now in the wake of these peoples disastrous actions they will have to stand with and love with it. They’ve shown their true face and there’s no un ringing that bell with the American people.

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Fullidat1 25 points ago +25 / -0

I truly hope you are right.

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Carry_Your_Name 18 points ago +18 / -0

Don't underestimate them. This is the US version of color revolution. The deep state has successfully pulled that off in multiple middle east and eastern european countries. The goal is a regime change to serve America's geopolitical interest in those cases, and the key component is civil unrest. This is fourth generation warfare.

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Darkheartisland 9 points ago +9 / -0

Luckily we have a grandmaster in 4d chess commanding the battleship.

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SparkleMotion1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Agree with this. Plenty of fresh, new democratic presidential candidates to choose from and even rabid Bernie supporters leftover from 2016, but TPTB still choose a dementia-ridden puppet as a Manchurian candidate to go forward with their plans.

I get that lefties don’t like Trump, he can be crass and “unpresidential;” but the media has had to really drum up the irrational hatred and fear of a fascist/Nazi despotic demagogue dictator to ensure that the masses live in enough fear to not question their motives.

I am surrounded by TDS and try to reason with people that how can they think both that Trump is an idiotic, Insecure and petty moron but also somehow so powerful that he is the cause of all the rape, sexism, pestilence, racisms, and homophobia in the world?

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Carry_Your_Name 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not just that they don't like Trump. They don't like America. They don't like the institutions. They don't like the constitution. Their goal is to upend the whole system and trash the entire nation like commiefornia. For crying out loud, they threaten to pack the court, abolish electorate college and grant statehood to Porto Rico and DC, all because the president and cocaine mitch are doing their jobs to fill a SCOTUS vacancy. For the record, they loved him BEFORE he ran for president. The media made him famous and nobody ever put those labels on him. But as soon as he descended down the golden escalator and stood in their way, they immediately turned on him, and surprisingly he dared to push back, which only made them hate him more. They have no respect to anything or anybody, all they want is power.

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NavyGuy 7 points ago +7 / -0

100% correct!

Ever notice how people (leftist women) think every relationship is transactional and then they try to condition you to view relationships as transactional.

You're more inclined to abandon the long term in the face of short term advantage. Its the culture of instant gratification. They do this in all of their dealings.

Much of the Leftist world view is about sacrificing the long term in favor of the immediate. Except in climate change, where they flip their stance and still manage to be wrong.

Having failed to learn the lesson of the Mathusian Fallacy, which is that long term ecological sustainability is predicated upon technological growth which is itself predicated upon short term economic gain.

TLDR: They so giddy to burn shit down they didn't stop to ask if they should.

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Wtf_socialismreally 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would argue that with climate change, it is still instant gratification. On a more grand and cosmic scale, they ignore the data we have accumulated that points to varying moments of hot periods.

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Touché

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Isolated_Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Much of the Leftist world view is about sacrificing the long term in favor of the immediate. Except in climate change, where they flip their stance and still manage to be wrong.

Nah, it's still the case even there. They want short term gains no matter the cost, and hell, it doesn't even matter what the 'gain' is as long as it fucks people over somehow, that's good enough.

They want an 'instant' solution to this supposed long term problem, like raising taxes for no reason, or forcing the US to pay for other countries to do nothing, or banning plastic straws.

It comes to fruition with Covid1984 as well, they want an 'instant' solution there. Force lockdowns, force masking, 'contact tracing' a disease that's already completely beyond containment, just keep printing money to fix the economy their instant gratification policies are destroying.

But that's just the "voters." The ones pulling the strings have long term plans, but may be acting desperate because those plans have been so damaged here in the US. They still have a pretty significant level of control though.

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Dingus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nailed it.

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ProudWhiteMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine all the people that thought they were permitted to do so and then get a knock by 3 cops ready to arrest them. If they don't get that they are the useful idiots we all talk about then nothing will make them see the light

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magafi 1 point ago +1 / -0

It took way long to print those. Months?

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WhitePowerRanger 118 points ago +118 / -0

So scary to me we almost lost to a methhead pedo gay gang banger

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WhitePowerRanger 34 points ago +34 / -0

He was black so I had to differentiate him based on his skin color and victim hood minority status

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NavyGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good ol victimhood intersectionality.

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TDupvoter 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ha

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2Fangz 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love this place.

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buckiemohawk 29 points ago +29 / -0

he wanted to put in a state income tax which would have destroyed Florida.

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WhitePowerRanger 26 points ago +26 / -0

How the fuck am I just now learning about this? I mean I already wasn’t going to vote for him anyways at the time, but my favorite part about doing my taxes is clicking “skip state tax” on TurboTax. Literally just run a commercial “do you want to do MORE taxes??” With a picture of that skip button and desantis face imposed on it at the end and it wouldn’t have even been close. He wouldn’t have received a single vote.

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CanadianTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

More like, do you want to pay taxes? Look around you, this is what other states wish they had, and they pay a state tax!

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah I don’t know kids are fucking stupid these days and think taxes are cool. But if you show them how it’ll actually affect their lives by doubling the amount of time spent doing their taxes, these lazy fucks would do anything to not do something

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buckiemohawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

They hid it really well and people went to the Facebook group for Gillum and told his supporters about his corruption and his installments of higher taxes and they said it wasnt true until we showed his plan. They banned us

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Robbybobbyrobbob 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think I'd willingly ever vote to be taxed 'more' -- but Florida still gets you with other sales taxes on consumables. Does it equal income tax? Probably not -- but I may be more on board with it, if it was more of a replacement for other taxes.

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Oldguard08 12 points ago +13 / -1

Why pay income tax if they are just going to give it to those who have no income. Pisses me off in my state, pay federal income tax, 5% state income tax, property tax, vehicle tax, then pay 9% sales tax on all purchases while some ghetto baby factory swipes their Food card and pays no sales tax on the food but i pay 9%. They should either tax the sale of goods or income not both. It is a bull shit way to take more money from the working and give it to corporations and those who are "incorporated".

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Robbybobbyrobbob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup agreed -- you said it more eloquently than I did though.

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Suckmyassbernie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Relatable

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AstronoMink 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dood, even FL's consumables taxes are awesome compared to where I'm (originally) from!! Don't get me wrong; lower taxes are always great, but be thankful FL's taxes are as they are so karma doesn't bite us in the ass because it could be so, so, so much worse...

Coming from Chicago, IL & moving to FL, the difference was absolutely INSANE. The amount of money I saved on food & regular day to day shit, let alone income & property tax, was mind blowing. Groceries tax went from 12.5% (even higher now) to 2.5%. Property tax for a $450,000 home goes from something like $15,000 (just outside Crook County, and easily $20,000 inside) to $3,500 or less. Skipping state income tax was the best ducking feeling. Easily saved me a good 10% of my income & expenses, if not more! But that's Crook County, IL for ya.

Spez: To clarify, I absolutely agree that taxes should be lower all around & not doubled up or "hidden" in other ways. Let FL folks vote accordingly & not turn it into a blue state like where I'm from. No way. Don't even let politicians start trying to inch it up because once they do, they won't stop.

I don't think any taxes are really "awesome" either. It's just that when you come from a place like IL where they are now trying to pass a vote this election cycle on a new 5% income tax on all retirement accounts as a "fair tax" after increasing every other tax by 30% not 2 years earlier when taxes for the state & county were already record-breakingly highest in the nation and yet somehow that same state is still going bankrupt those little hindering, hidden taxes seem like a breath of fresh air in comparison to total suffocation.

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buckiemohawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

it would have been more taxes

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BestTimeToBAlive 18 points ago +18 / -0

I think the way Gillum & co. tried to steal the election from DeSantis is the same playbook that the Ds will use now against Trump & senators & congress.

We need a watchful eye on all the races so they don’t just find trunkfulls of ballots until they get their desired result.

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WhitePowerRanger 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wasn’t the FBI investigating him too?? Whatever happened to that?

“Uhh we found him passed out naked next to a hooker with a crack pipe and meth everywhere. Normally we’d throw the book at any one of you plebs, but Gillum is cool cause he’s gay or some shit. Investigation still ongoing.”

-The FBI

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BestTimeToBAlive 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah I’m sure they’re fast on the case, just as they were 9/11 terrorists, the pulse nightclub shooter, the Parkland school shooter... and those they had advance warning of.

Really pathetic or crooked. I can’t decide.

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Okillmakeanaccount 17 points ago +17 / -0

I thank God everyday that DeSantis won. The margin was so razor thin, it’s terrifying.

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WhitePowerRanger 15 points ago +15 / -0

It upsets me that half of Florida voted for this man. And then I remember I hate half of everyone I meet in this state.

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TheThreeSeashells 9 points ago +9 / -0

There's an awful lot of shit that moves down to Florida from the Northeast. I-95 is like the colon for the Eastern seaboard.

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AstronoMink 2 points ago +2 / -0

And from IL, too.

But among the IL crap, I promise I am one of those probiotics that is actually good for your gut, lol.

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TheThreeSeashells 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was going to include I-75, too. But there are a lot of better areas along that route. I-95 is pure trash. Also the reason NC is being destroyed. In my example, NC would probably be a colostomy bag.

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Okillmakeanaccount 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haha! I only hate the ones around me with Biden signs in their yards.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. Those are the ones lol. I honest to God haven’t seen a single Biden sign or sticker yet..... plenty of trump support though!!

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the-new-style 3 points ago +4 / -1

I haven't been this cycle but Orlando was the only place I saw Hillary Yard signs in 16

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Okillmakeanaccount 3 points ago +3 / -0

I live in the red, red, red panhandle but am seeing lots of Biden yard signs in my neighborhood. Know why that is? The secret is out about my piece of paradise, and all these midwestern cucks are moving here and screaming about our lack of diversity and voting blue.

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the-new-style 1 point ago +2 / -1

Organize a woke swim trip to Lake Placid, the movie version

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binky 2 points ago +2 / -0

I-4 farmland heading up there is all Trump

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BACONndEGGS 6 points ago +6 / -0

never forget Gillum lost the midterms twice 😂

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Mammoth_Actuary 109 points ago +111 / -2

He's fucking awesome. His MAGA ads were really funny too

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ShakeNBake 67 points ago +67 / -0

Especially where he was reading a bedtime story to his kids to "build the wall."

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SwedishCrusader 12 points ago +12 / -0

I just watch it (1?), hilarious. Best ad I've seen in a long time, maybe ever.

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LugNuts 4 points ago +4 / -0

The pro-Gillum comments are even funnier now:

https://youtu.be/5IbT9j30TtM

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MAGAguitar 30 points ago +30 / -0

As a Floridian - and DeSantis voter - I can say he is a GREAT governor, a based leader, and a horrible campaigner. Rick Scott had to drag him over the finish line (against a closeted, bi-sexual meth head no less). If DeSantis can improve in his campaign skills he could go very, very far.

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TrailerTrashKilla 12 points ago +12 / -0

Seeing this guy just reminded me ,what happened to those 3-4?? young guys who were murdered while going fishing a while back ,did they get the scumbags & find out why it happened .Remember one of the kids was killed/died on the phone to his dad or in his arms?,l remember him giving the press conference at the site & him being choked up

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menchelke 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, they got them, they had video of the killers in the store just moments before, and connected the dots, etc. I don't recall full details.

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TrailerTrashKilla 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeh here found it, as usual well known drug fucked scumbags,killer just out of jail for another violent crime, still allowed to roam free terrorizing locals .The killer "Wiggins has 230 felony charges on his record, and has served two sentences in state prison".

One of the things l appreciate about living here on our Ranch in Montana is the local cops leave us law abiding citizens alone & make it a living hell for these types of criminal gangs / families so they end up with their own turning them in or forcing them out ,we missed out on the worst of the hillbilly heroin & crack crime because of it -

3 Charged in ‘Massacre’ of 3 Friends During Florida Fishing Trip

The killings last Friday shocked Frostproof, Fla., a city of 3,200 people about 70 miles south of Orlando.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/1186754/who-tony-tj-wiggins-fishing-trip-murderer-arrested/

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/22/us/florida-fishing-murders-arrest.html

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tdwinner2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

DeSantis/Noem 2024

Noem loves spending time at her South Dakota ranch, with her horse. As VPOTUS she can have lots of time for that, and then be ready to be POTUS in 2032.

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AlphaNathan 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hawley bb

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f_bastiat 150 points ago +152 / -2

Yo that's my governor in the background, God is truly watching our state, otherwise we almost had a meth fueled gay hooker addict version of AOC as our governor.

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Create_Greatness 45 points ago +45 / -0

Amen, proud Floridian here. The first election I ever voted in my life happened to be the 2018 midterms where I voted for DeSantis AND Gaetz

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Ben45 14 points ago +14 / -0

Gaetz needs to run for senate after a term or two in the house before going for presidency or vp. He's gonna be great if he stays on the track he is on now

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Create_Greatness 14 points ago +14 / -0

Definitely. I hope we can continue to see the "MAGA Mentality" catch on in the Republican party. I would absolutely hate for Trump to be a flash in the pan.

There will never be another just like him...but frankly, using him as the blueprint, I think there is a LOT of room for many many Republicans to model themselves on that.

Maybe slightly less incendiary, and a LITTLE more 'dignified' but certainly retaining the style and spice laid down by Mr President.

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NewVoatAccountName 11 points ago +11 / -0

Absolutely, look at Ted Cruz's change in recent years. He went from a meek mild-mannered "Lyin' Ted" during the 2016 primary to a strong bearded fighting "Lion Ted" now, including recent calls to have Netflix investigated for the possible creation of child pornography during the filming of their recent controversial movie.

Why the hell couldn't Republicans have THAT kind of spine back in the days of Bush and McCain? They would have kicked the Democrats' ass up and down the country!

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ViolentNPCS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because he showed them how to win.

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Notablitheringidiot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Career politicians are the issue. It should not be a career.

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AstronoMink 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ding fucken ding fuckety DING, pede!

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Ben45 9 points ago +9 / -0

To be fair, few people can be as savage as Trump. He has the money, years of experience, and old age of knowing that anything he does will not have any lasting effect on himself all coming in his favor.

Only people with serious fuck you money can be as savage as him, sadly. But that doesn't mean we can't have fighters. Just more polite fighters haha

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f_bastiat 12 points ago +12 / -0

Same here, excited to vote for Trump for the first time in 2020 and hopefully again in 2024 if somehow that becomes a possibility, if theres a way, daddy will find it!

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Ass-a-Tony 6 points ago +6 / -0

same here, i didnt vote during trump vs hilldog, but i voted in midterm. Lake county, Republican down the ballot.

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RegularAmerican 18 points ago +18 / -0

Don't get complacent! It's frightening how close that race was.

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NomadicKrow 12 points ago +12 / -0

God watches the state, but I need you to watch Broward County. The last five elections, they've been the center of fuckery.

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FREEDOM1st 4 points ago +4 / -0

DeSantis is going to be on top of that shit. Gillum losing wasn't just about the state, but the country in this election cycle, that's why they tried so hard to steal it.

Broward Sheriff Scott Israel was derelict in his duties to enforce FL voting law. Other Florida Sheriffs even called it out publicly on twitter. DeSantis got rid of Scott Israel regarding the Lakeland shooting.

Incidentally, Judge Barbara Lagoa's ruling backed up DeSantis' right to remove Israel.

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NomadicKrow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell yeah! Israel is a fucking coward. He held his deputies back in that Parkland shooting. If I was one of his deputies, he would have had to shoot me to keep me from going in and trying to save those kids.

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jtowers2255 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wish the other israel could be removed from America. We dont need any more faucis or weinsteins.

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WhitePowerRanger 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmfao I literally typed this, hit submit and scrolled down one comment and saw yours hello fellow Florida man!! Come on over and ride my alligators sometime while we eat mosquito pudding and drink the water directly from the air

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f_bastiat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hey FL buddy, was it not a beautiful day today? Cooled down pretty well in the afternoon, cant wait for the few weeks of 60-70 degrees we get.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

I honestly did pick the worst day to shit on Florida weather. Absolutely gorgeous today. We’ve actually had the windows open the past 3 days (in September I know!)

And I can’t wait either. As long as it stays below 90, I’ll be happy. This summer was absolutely brutal. I went outside to take the trash out back in June and by the time I got back inside (~15 seconds) I couldn’t tell if I was sweating or I pissed myself and it squished when I sat down.

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f_bastiat 4 points ago +4 / -0

The heat got me back in June, I was working on some equipment on a rooftop in downtown Orlando and the sun was coming at me from all sides because the roof was bright white and the building next to me was a god damned 20 story mirror. I nearly threw up driving home and passed out for a few hours as soon as I walked in the house.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only the toughest can survive florida! And that’s absolutely brutal. I was trying to help fix this lady’s car that broke down at our office (her radiator fan picked up a plastic bag and I was just pulling it out for her but it came out in shreds because fuck Walmart) and between the heat radiating from her engine (yes it was off lol but still hot) and the sun, I am at a complete disbelief you survived on a fucking white roof next to a mirror for longer than 10 seconds. The guy from fantastic four would burst into flames and DIE if he tried that shit. Anyone reading this far, this dude is a fucking badass. Jesus may have walked on water but this man has walked on the sun.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Meth Fueled "Bi-Sexual" hooker addict version of AOC.

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Ronald_Dregan 76 points ago +76 / -0

LMAO. Ron DeSantis' face....reminds me of SNL skits with Chris Farley and the rest of the cast trying not to lose their shit the entire time.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 22 points ago +23 / -1

Rob Schneider is......the Governor! Rated PG-13.

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_Donald-Trump_ 67 points ago +67 / -0

Thank god for florida

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McFatty7 35 points ago +35 / -0

Isn't it ironic how Florida used to be made fun of for being crazy? (ex: Florida Man)

Now Florida is one of the most stable States in the union.

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NewVoatAccountName 23 points ago +24 / -1

Fun fact: The main reason why the "Florida Man" meme got started is because Florida's laws about public records are much more relaxed than other states/countries, so their news gets shared more easily, including the weird/crazy shit.

There's a radio station in Tampa that had a "Florida or Not Florida" segment detailing all kinds of crazy stories in recent news, and most of the time, the stuff that happened outside of Florida was wackier than the stuff from Florida.

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FREEDOM1st 12 points ago +12 / -0

It used to annoy me since the vast majority of people don't know this, but I've come to appreciate the Florida Man thing as a deterrent to prevent weak leftists from moving here.

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TankedCommandeerer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Florida Man for President 2024!

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JovialKlutz 58 points ago +58 / -0

You don't expect to see this kind of stuff from any major state. God bless Florida, you crazy bastards.

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AlphaNathan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Major State, reporting for duty!

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BeanieGuac 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah this presser wouldn't exist in Wyoming because thugs would simply be shot on the spot!

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Vino 1 point ago +1 / -0

Texas hasn't had any riots, but our faggot governor has bent the knee to this covid bullshit. Someone please primary him, or let us borrow desantis.

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Blw99 54 points ago +54 / -0

Is this the Polk County Sheriff? He's my hero.

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DJT_MFer 17 points ago +17 / -0

Damn right it is

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ElectricChad 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes! He loves his press conferences and he does not mince words.

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Peacebears 3 points ago +3 / -0

Grady

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ChaseKilgannon 45 points ago +45 / -0

A real American right here.

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AlphaNathan 25 points ago +25 / -0

It's amazing that implementing solutions that are literally already in place is now based.

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Notablitheringidiot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Enforcing the law? Are you some kinda GNATZI!?

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redditadminssuckit 32 points ago +34 / -2

Florida may be America's asshole, but it's our asshole dammit and if we want to wipe it clean when it gets dirty then we're going to

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BasedCEO 41 points ago +41 / -0

Florida is more like America’s Huge Whopping Penis. Southern California would be the asshole. Which makes Texas America’s Giant set of balls. The Northeast would be the brains, which unfortunately has been dead for a while. So it’s America’s time to stop thinking with its brain and start thinking with it’s penis.

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jlynbk 15 points ago +15 / -0

I actually pulled out a map to confirm the anatomical placement was/is on point.

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Jaqen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do not forget the armpit, aka New Jersey.

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Jimmy33 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahahahaha

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NewVoatAccountName 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Northeast's brains aren't dead, they're just perpetually drunk on ale to survive the harsh winters, with the side effect of slowly pickling their brains.

It certainly didn't help that all the manufacturing factories, the ore mines, and the oil wells in the Northeast have been slowly closed off over the years due to Democrats pursuing "environmentalism" and Republicans being weak on trade deals, leaving the Northeast with less to do and more reasons to drink.

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KooKooSint 1 point ago +1 / -0

And that baja cali line of shit plopping out

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basedtexapede 5 points ago +5 / -0

We've got the best risky clicks, don't we folks?

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PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based & Florida pilled.

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DJT_MFer 21 points ago +21 / -0

Grady Judd don’t fuck around.

Seriously.

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Probably_tryna_sleep 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember that time he tricked that pedo author into a crime, so he could issue an arrest warrant? I member lol

Link in case you dont remember

https://www.theledger.com/article/LK/20101220/News/608118753/LL

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LesboPregnancyScare 21 points ago +21 / -0

Everyone who knows about Sheriff Grady Judd loves him.

His SWAT department fired something like 110 bullets at a perp who killed a woman, and killed a K9 unit sent after him, and shot a few cops also after him. I think the FL SWAT team hit him 80 times. He was asked by the media why did he shoot so much, and Im paraphrasing here but he said "we would have shot him more but that was all the ammunition we had"

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FREEDOM1st 2 points ago +2 / -0

100%

Amusing the few comments in here about "in my (northern) state we would have blah blah the rioters" having zero clue about what actually has or hasn't been happening here.

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Basedfaggot 19 points ago +19 / -0

“ if you loot, the next thing you can try to steal is something off the tray of your county jail” 🤣🤣

Get fucked Antifa

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Darkheartisland 7 points ago +7 / -0

You gonna eat that cornbread?

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RicFlir 19 points ago +19 / -0

Clone this sheriff and deploy him to every county in the U.S.

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FREEDOM1st 3 points ago +3 / -0

As someone who has lived in FL and followed Sheriff Judd for a while, that impossible dream would absolutely turn the country around overnight.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 19 points ago +20 / -1

Say what you will about Florida, but outside of the Miami/Palm Beach area, it is a law and order state.

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LunaSky 18 points ago +18 / -0

Im so lucky to live in Florida Now that DeSantis is going to make it legal to run em over, Im going to go for a lot more late night drives!

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South_Florida_Guy 10 points ago +10 / -0

We already have "stand your ground" now we're getting "VVRRRROOOOOOMMM your ground"

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RegularAmerican 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stand your ground and drive your road

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123breadman 16 points ago +16 / -0

Remember everyone, Florida is a blue state.

I know because CNN told me.

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NewVoatAccountName 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, just like Texas and Montana, totally blue...

...

...shh, don't spook 'em, we've gotta wait until the Pantyfa horde fully arrives, or we'll spook them off before we can take them all down...

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Vino 1 point ago +1 / -0

From Texas, our govenor is a pos. If he keeps his bullshit up, his office will go blue, I'm not voting for him.

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TampaMAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

I LOVE MY NEW STATE!!!!

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LiquidAsylum 6 points ago +6 / -0

My first time voting in FL, I moved here from the hellscape of NJ just in time.

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TampaMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I moved from Philadelphia, glad to be out of that northeast shithole

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FREEDOM1st 3 points ago +3 / -0

So glad to see more and more conservatives moving here to cancel out the garbage dem voters who move here.

If more conservatives in the corrupt, unwinnable leftist-controlled shitholes moved to free states, (particularly the critical states like FL and TX but any red state really) the better off we would be.

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Flahusky 13 points ago +13 / -0

Love me some Grady Judd

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CmonGubMintGibMe 12 points ago +12 / -0

[email protected] DeSantis trying not to Crack up and then caving at the end

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Notablitheringidiot 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think this guy definitely has the right idea.

We need to talk to the media like they’re 5 fucking years old because they haven’t shown a shred of intelligence or maturity in years.

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Chesteraarthur2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Big Dick DeSantis!

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Fauxcahontas 8 points ago +8 / -0

He might want to repeat it. Democrats are really slow learners.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 7 points ago +7 / -0

You know this country has a problem with systemic stupidity when this has to be explained.

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V-FOR-VICTOR 7 points ago +7 / -0

God Bless Florida ☀️ 🍊

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FinancialMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s my Sheriff!!! The man is a Legend in these parts. There are many of these examples of common sense. I feel real good raising a family in the L in Poke County.

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SkeletorsTeeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

lakeland? Its run by a cucked council that made mandatory masks...pissed me off cuz i live in NE polk and its hard to shop(i refuse to wear masks)...limited my choices even more

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FlamingButBased 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's the "and we're going to enjoy taking you down there" for me 💯💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👌👌👌

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catbertz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scanning for this quote before I post it. 😂😂

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Create_Greatness 5 points ago +5 / -0

So proud to be a Floridian.

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brownimmigrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can't believe this.....we're getting our country back. One step at a time. These stupid radical leftist thugs have pushed too far. No more putting up with this BS.

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SkeletorsTeeth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Grady is a local legend...happy to live in his county

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T_WIN_2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seems pretty simple

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EpicTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok, that’s funny.

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Abatos 5 points ago +5 / -0

We just got a new meme format!!!! BAAAAASED!!!!

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Joe___mama 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do not check r/Florida, they are all convinced this is fascism lmao.

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Sumsuch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some people are slow learners

Dude missed his true calling as a kindergarten teacher, but I guess speaking to the press involves a lot of the same skills.

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EpicTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Slow learners” sums up the press pretty well. They are either stupid or evil, some may be both.

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Alpha-As-Fuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

"But I don't understand." - Democrats and mainstream media

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marimelon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am loving Florida right now! Bless 'em! Even their Florida mens!

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Spark-001 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leftists: “ They’re the same picture.”

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MondayCoupleIsDead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based UM 💯

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deplorablepatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Considering most of the rioters and looters could find their way out of a burning paper bag with an exit sign on one end - this is needed.

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Maxberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love it! I know it's not a laughing matter because our world is insane but he had me laughing.

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YUUUUGETURDS 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm originally from Escambia and live in a recently yuppified town in SC. Polk is looking really nice right about now. My wife and I have finally agreed to move back to Florida(she hates the heat) and have been looking into it. How are the people there? Have a large amount of people from Ohio and New York moved in yet?

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beta-detector 3 points ago +3 / -0

BASED AF!

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MagaMita 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just moved back home (to FL) end of last year to care for my elderly parents. Every day, I am more and more thankful for it. Desantis pissed off a lot of people for not re-opening the bars sooner here - but I defended him. He saved lives by mandating the quarantining of nursing homes right away. The pandemic restrictions are harder to bypass because = people died due to WuFlu, but I would LOVE an executive order outlawing masks be mandatory ANYWHERE. My body, my choice, right?

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Jkjake 3 points ago +3 / -0

This version is way better https://youtu.be/Nrw_wtSpXpM

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YUUUUGETURDS 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was able to finish, thank you. That is better, that is better.

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YUNG_GUAC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Easily the most ruthless, based Governor the diamond plated octagon has ever witnessed. May God have mercy on whichever meth party sex freak chooses to challenge him in the next hand-to-hand fight to the death for Governor of the State of Florida.

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OutcastSeal 3 points ago +3 / -0

It shouldn't be based. This is how every American thought 15 years ago. But the leftist lunatics have pushed the country so far off the leftism cliff that common sense is white supremacy or some shit