Another night shifter reporting in. Got a lefty news station playing in the break room and coworkers were talking politics. Couldn't hear them and I'm too new to have the clout to have the channel changed.
Old hats are too diligent to be outright commies though so there's some good news.
May I be excused? I haven't gone to bed yet! I was so busy I got banned on Twatter... Can you believe it? And my favorite tag too! Shit man, I got wounded!!! ..and what's wrong with calling Kommies "Retarded Pinko Kommie Faggots"..aren't they???🐸🇺🇸
Tru that! I'm starting to figger out why James Woods uses the particular vernacular he do! I'm gonna have to create more profiles. Damn! A soldiers work is never done!..🐸🇺🇸
Thank you Sergeant Penis sir. Just got back from the front lines. Liberal heads exploding everywhere and it’s only going to get worse after Trump announces his SCOTUS pick. Took some tendie shrapnel to the leg and an Antifa medic started chasing me with a tourniquet. Not sure if it was trying to help or just retarded. Just wanted to remind everyone to watch your ass and be safe out there.
Wish I had better news private, but, its gonna be hairy out there for a while. I do mean that literally son... these deranged land whales don't shave. All the same we need you back out there. Eyes forward private; don't look down. That squishy stuff your stepping in is a thick mixture of exploded heads, salt, and anal leakage.
Last week in the office, company is letting the lease expire which means working from home. Not sure how I feel about it, but at least the dogs will be happy.
Been up all night. We hold the nightshift as well.
Nightshift pede here, ready for changeover, all is secure. No commie shit on our watch.
Roger that. All conditions normal. I now have the watch. Sleep well pede. No commies getting through today!
Another night shifter reporting in. Got a lefty news station playing in the break room and coworkers were talking politics. Couldn't hear them and I'm too new to have the clout to have the channel changed.
Old hats are too diligent to be outright commies though so there's some good news.
We watch CNN at my office ... to make fun of it. 99% of the time we have it on the weather channel.
I'm there with you pede. Two nights ago was my last nightshift. I'm rested for day routines now.
blows nose in flag napkin
Joe inBed
May I be excused? I haven't gone to bed yet! I was so busy I got banned on Twatter... Can you believe it? And my favorite tag too! Shit man, I got wounded!!! ..and what's wrong with calling Kommies "Retarded Pinko Kommie Faggots"..aren't they???🐸🇺🇸
the bannings are getting ridiculous. Even the morning be like "what the actual fuck man"?
Tru that! I'm starting to figger out why James Woods uses the particular vernacular he do! I'm gonna have to create more profiles. Damn! A soldiers work is never done!..🐸🇺🇸
My man! Calling it like you see it.
Banned from Twotter since 2015 October :)
Up and adam...
Bone apple tea...
PFC Leakmouth reporting for duty sir. Permission to speak sir?
Thank you Sergeant Penis sir. Just got back from the front lines. Liberal heads exploding everywhere and it’s only going to get worse after Trump announces his SCOTUS pick. Took some tendie shrapnel to the leg and an Antifa medic started chasing me with a tourniquet. Not sure if it was trying to help or just retarded. Just wanted to remind everyone to watch your ass and be safe out there.
Wish I had better news private, but, its gonna be hairy out there for a while. I do mean that literally son... these deranged land whales don't shave. All the same we need you back out there. Eyes forward private; don't look down. That squishy stuff your stepping in is a thick mixture of exploded heads, salt, and anal leakage.
Admiral Pepe of the Kekistan Navy, over and out.
Sir yes sir!
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must have been a bitch to layer these.
I'm sure. For those who havnt made intricate memes or done video editing it is absolutely insane hiw much time it can take.
Good morning you glorious bastards, IT'S TIME TO MAGA
"Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was? None of you dumb asses knows?" - Gny. Sgt. Hartmann (R. Lee Ermey, Full Metal Jacket 1987)
On the contrary, I've got to wrap my day up and head to bed.
NIGHT SHIFT REPRESENT!!!
Good morning y'all! Keep the momentum up, and we'll make it through.
DIGITAL SOLDIERS
Signing off night shift. No sign of commies spy’s. All is well. Stay alert for cucks. Over over
Up and at them!
Good morning. Sunday morning.
Good morning!
Last week in the office, company is letting the lease expire which means working from home. Not sure how I feel about it, but at least the dogs will be happy.
LATE NIGHT CREW FTW
>High Energy WINsomniacs!!!
There I am... 3rd row up... 4th to the right...
Any one of them happen to be helicopter pilots?
Ten "HUT"!!!!!!!
SOUND-OFF!
pre-se-nt . . . arms!
reporting for duty
Are you doing your part?
Just got outta FB jail last night and been shitposting on the front lines til the sun comes up
UP AND AT THEM!