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goodbeerbetterviews2 38 points ago +38 / -0

Been up all night. We hold the nightshift as well.

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Nomoralcompass89 35 points ago +35 / -0

Nightshift pede here, ready for changeover, all is secure. No commie shit on our watch.

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NavyGuy 18 points ago +18 / -0

Roger that. All conditions normal. I now have the watch. Sleep well pede. No commies getting through today!

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Bananapirate 11 points ago +11 / -0

Another night shifter reporting in. Got a lefty news station playing in the break room and coworkers were talking politics. Couldn't hear them and I'm too new to have the clout to have the channel changed.

Old hats are too diligent to be outright commies though so there's some good news.

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RealRedneck 10 points ago +10 / -0

We watch CNN at my office ... to make fun of it. 99% of the time we have it on the weather channel.

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HCQaddict 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm there with you pede. Two nights ago was my last nightshift. I'm rested for day routines now.

blows nose in flag napkin

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BewareOfThePug 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe inBed

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DefKon1 25 points ago +25 / -0

May I be excused? I haven't gone to bed yet! I was so busy I got banned on Twatter... Can you believe it? And my favorite tag too! Shit man, I got wounded!!! ..and what's wrong with calling Kommies "Retarded Pinko Kommie Faggots"..aren't they???🐸🇺🇸

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NavyGuy 6 points ago +6 / -0

the bannings are getting ridiculous. Even the morning be like "what the actual fuck man"?

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DefKon1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tru that! I'm starting to figger out why James Woods uses the particular vernacular he do! I'm gonna have to create more profiles. Damn! A soldiers work is never done!..🐸🇺🇸

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Sodium_miner 4 points ago +4 / -0

My man! Calling it like you see it.

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featherwinglove 4 points ago +4 / -0

Banned from Twotter since 2015 October :)

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Up and adam...

Bone apple tea...

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leakmouth 13 points ago +13 / -0

PFC Leakmouth reporting for duty sir. Permission to speak sir?

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leakmouth 16 points ago +16 / -0

Thank you Sergeant Penis sir. Just got back from the front lines. Liberal heads exploding everywhere and it’s only going to get worse after Trump announces his SCOTUS pick. Took some tendie shrapnel to the leg and an Antifa medic started chasing me with a tourniquet. Not sure if it was trying to help or just retarded. Just wanted to remind everyone to watch your ass and be safe out there.

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NavyGuy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wish I had better news private, but, its gonna be hairy out there for a while. I do mean that literally son... these deranged land whales don't shave. All the same we need you back out there. Eyes forward private; don't look down. That squishy stuff your stepping in is a thick mixture of exploded heads, salt, and anal leakage.

Admiral Pepe of the Kekistan Navy, over and out.

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leakmouth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sir yes sir!

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 7 points ago +7 / -0

07

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 5 points ago +6 / -1

must have been a bitch to layer these.

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sure. For those who havnt made intricate memes or done video editing it is absolutely insane hiw much time it can take.

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Nimble_Navigator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good morning you glorious bastards, IT'S TIME TO MAGA

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featherwinglove 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was? None of you dumb asses knows?" - Gny. Sgt. Hartmann (R. Lee Ermey, Full Metal Jacket 1987)

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Bananapirate 3 points ago +3 / -0

On the contrary, I've got to wrap my day up and head to bed.

NIGHT SHIFT REPRESENT!!!

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Poker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good morning y'all! Keep the momentum up, and we'll make it through.

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SirThundercuntTRONxp 3 points ago +3 / -0

DIGITAL SOLDIERS

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SpezisaRetard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Signing off night shift. No sign of commies spy’s. All is well. Stay alert for cucks. Over over

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Nearlydearly2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Up and at them!

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good morning. Sunday morning.

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nudruid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good morning!

Last week in the office, company is letting the lease expire which means working from home. Not sure how I feel about it, but at least the dogs will be happy.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

LATE NIGHT CREW FTW

>High Energy WINsomniacs!!!

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

There I am... 3rd row up... 4th to the right...

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any one of them happen to be helicopter pilots?

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phlashmanusa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ten "HUT"!!!!!!!

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LionTed 2 points ago +2 / -0

SOUND-OFF!

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ArmyLady 2 points ago +2 / -0

pre-se-nt . . . arms!

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RMHaas 2 points ago +2 / -0

reporting for duty

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you doing your part?

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wartooth6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just got outta FB jail last night and been shitposting on the front lines til the sun comes up

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EvanGRogers 1 point ago +1 / -0

UP AND AT THEM!