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South_Florida_Guy 45 points ago +48 / -3

If gays were as prevalent in society as the media and Hollywood makes them out to be, the human race would have gone extinct long ago. They try to make it seem like less than 1% of the population is a double digit percentage and "totally normal" or equal to being straight.

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nozonozo 29 points ago +30 / -1

Well to Hollywood's defense, the percentage of gays in their bubble world is probably around 25%.

To them it's normal. It's only outside of the bubble that it's otherwise.

Same kinda thing with the fake news media.

FNM Bubble world 95% liberal. Real Americans who work and make the country go 10% liberal.

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joemalarkey 3 points ago +3 / -0
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slrpnls 19 points ago +22 / -3

I know of some gay people but I don't directly know any gay people. Well, there was one in high school and he went to jail for kiddie porn.

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tombombadil 16 points ago +18 / -2

Elephant in the room is the huge connection between gays and pedophilia.

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PeytonManThing 4 points ago +5 / -1

Really? I had two different gay roommates at different times in undergrad.

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Slartibartfast1 4 points ago +4 / -0

That effeminate sound you heard was the gay accent. It isn’t from any locality on earth, but many homosexuals fake it as a sign of their sexuality. They can’t stand to not be special.

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ztrich007 4 points ago +4 / -0

So what you’re saying is college makes them gay? Take notes kids.

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PeytonManThing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol no, I’m sure they were gay before college

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ztrich007 1 point ago +2 / -1

That’s what they told you I’m guessing? I mean it’s the only way they keep themselves internally consistent since it’s in the interest of the gay community to presume that persons are intrinsically gay rather than becoming gay by choice. It makes it easier for them to defend and rationalize it to themselves.

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PeytonManThing 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, the first one was my freshman year, and I really don’t think he turned gay that day, so... You’re being really ignorant. Being gay isn’t as simple as being a pure choice. I bet he could’ve been straight, but it wasn’t his preference. Almost all people strongly prefer being straight, and most men even recoil at homosexuality.

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ztrich007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, developing a profound and widely affecting identity trait such as developing a particular sexual preference is difficult to isolate to a singular cause. By referring to college's affect on developing homosexuality I am referring to it as a substantial influencing factor and not as a deterministically causal factor. I am associating collegiate education with liberal-leaning thought, which tends more so than conservative thought to promote persons manifesting in themselves non-cisgender identities. On this point I believe we agree. However, I suppose explaining this joke somewhat underlines the point that the joke panned on this particular audience.

I believe in present the number has risen to approximately 2/3 of people believing homosexuality is innate, whereas 1/3 of people believe it is a choice, but here is an article representing people's beliefs regarding the causal origins of homosexuality and how increased education is positively correlated in beliefs with a person's viewing of homosexuality as determined at birth. https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2015/03/06/americans-are-still-divided-on-why-people-are-gay/

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MrJugsMcBulge 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know a lot of gay people, but that’s mostly because an unusually high number of men in my profession (nursing) are gay. Not sure why that is.

I have only ever met two trannies, that I’m aware of, though. And both were psych cases with extensive mental health issues beyond the transgender thing.

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chieflemons 12 points ago +17 / -5

2 nights before I ended things with my ex, we had an argument because I said to her over dinner that being gay isn't normal and they're such a small minority. She didn't like that. To fire her up even more, I said it's scientifically not normal and it never will be, just like fucking your dog. That got her so mad. This was when I knew my decision to break up with her in 2 days was going to be one of the best of my life.

Now, 3 months on, I'm getting sneaky videos sent to me from friends of her telling random juiced up dudes she's just met on a night out (and probably about to have really shitty meaningless sex with) about how I compared being gay to fucking your dog right before breaking up with her. You could say I'm winning on every front here.

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chieflemons 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha I'm glad you enjoyed that one, because she certainly didn't!

I don't see anything wrong with what I said though, gay sex is not natural as sex is meant for procreation which is simply impossible between 2 men or 2 women (without science getting in the way). Same as fucking your dog, it's not natural, it's not normal and it's definitely frowned upon.

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GingerFox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sex between consenting adults != sex with a dog.

Don’t like gay sex? Don’t have it.

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ztrich007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Women are biased moreso than men to want to see love from anyone and toward any thing. This is why feminine persons tend to be more accepting of gays than masculine persons. This is also why in Greek mythology the minotaur was born of a woman having sex with a bull than vice versa, a man with a bull. Women however lose sight of the long term implications of such indiscriminate love, and the destruction it brings.

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tombombadil 2 points ago +4 / -2

Really shitty meaningless sex... literally like gay butt sex hahahahahha

If you choose to respond to their messages you must incorporate this somehow.

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joemalarkey -2 points ago +2 / -4

but homosexuality occurs in every species. fucking different species doesn't.

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ColbyP 4 points ago +5 / -1

No, it doesn't. Animals don't have the capacity to even understand sexuality. They aren't gay or straight or anything at all. They're animals. They procreate, they fuck to show dominance, and sometimes they just fuck things because they're stupid animals. Saying your dog is gay because it mounted another male is like saying its interspecies because it humped your leg. This is both wrong and incredibly stupid. Animals are just stupid animals, no matter how much you want to attribute humanlike characteristics to them. They don't even have concepts for the ideas.

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joemalarkey -1 points ago +2 / -3

If only biologists who actually understand all these permutations of the word 'sexuality' hadn't said this, oh wait they did. Animals experience sexual attraction and they often partner with other animals. There is sexual desire and long term partnership between animals of the same sex in dozens of species. This isn't hard to Google, and you're not more educated than biologists who have studied it and come to these conclusions.

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ChrisSuperDude 8 points ago +8 / -0

About 20 or so years ago Ultimate Warrior was giving a speech at a college where he said "Queering doesn't make the world work". What he meant by the quote was that if everyone was gay than humanity would cease to exist. And of course they crucified him for it. I used to think they crucified him cause he wasn't PC about it, now I know they crucify him cause he was telling the truth.

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takemylife_letbe 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least they don't contribute to the gene pool

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Freetrial 30 points ago +31 / -1

It's OK to be Straight

This coming from a gay guy. Stop vilifying straight people Democrats. They're the bedrock of civilization.

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daniel1116 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ok hijacking comment for good reason. Has anyone else noticed whenever gay or atheist stuff comes up there will be some angry narrow minded comment, up and downvotes,then another angry top comment, up and down votes.... Then like 3 or 4 comments down it gets civil again with mostly up votes? It really feels like those are the real td comments and the first few are trolls here to make us look like bible thumping gay haters? There's plenty of based gay, non religious people and if they love our constitution they are brothers.

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Freetrial 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honestly (and I haven't seen any of the comments myself, but I completely understand what you mean) I think it comes from the fact that there are so many people here (and more than likely those people might be trolls/concern trolls) And I think that they basically try to make us look bad by having those kind of comments.

And Yeah I agree, if you love the Constitution, then we should all fight for it together. We can debate about the other stuff later in the ballot box after the Dems are crushed.

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left_reddit_for_this 2 points ago +2 / -0

Believe it or not, right or wrong, alot of people still view homosexuality as repulsive and abnormal. My dad is not religious but he's the good old farmer boy type who thinks its nasty. He doesn't care if you keep it private and he would never publicly disparage someone for it but he thinks its wrong and unnatural, and he doesn't want to see it in a movie or commercial. Just because people don't agree with whats exceptable nowadays doesn't mean they are shills or trolls. They just disagree.

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FutileConundrum 19 points ago +20 / -1

Babies are cool. It's fun to watch their little personalities form and figure out which side of the family they take after.

Not easy to get, definitely not easy to raise, but totally worth it.

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TheWilderness 12 points ago +12 / -0

Today's radical left is all about straight hate.

On the right we honor our father and mother that our days may be long upon the earth.

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 6 points ago +6 / -0

Half right—It’s about white hate. White hate includes hate for traditional patriarchal western culture which taught Christian morality, including the fact that homosexuality was bad for people.

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edxzxz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Added bonus - muslims won't throw you off the roof of a tall building!

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VinnysMagicGrits 4 points ago +7 / -3

Be gone bigot! I thought in this day and age we wouldn't have to deal with homophobia my grandfather was a leather daddy in the 50s and he had AIDS and that's ok multiculturalism is great and I love black cock and .....Etc.

I am banning for you from r/whatever for this mean post!

Now I will stick my fingers in my ears and shout "LALALALA" aka mute you.

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TheSwiftPepe 3 points ago +4 / -1

Liberal pride: it’s natural, it’s been attempted since the beginning of humanity and you get to kill babies :)

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

Straight Lives Matter

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maverick235 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Left: "Gay Pride Good! Straight Pride Bad & Racist!!"

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anduriliamfotw 2 points ago +2 / -0

and its fun.

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Fullidat1 2 points ago +2 / -0

“And you can make babies, without a doctor”

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ScottyGunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only way I swing.... First wife was groomed by a predatory lesbian, convinced her to leave me after ten years. Stalked her and six years later, they married. Go f--ing figure.

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Flahusky 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a guy pede, I have no issue here. Carry on. Procreate and enjoy doing it.

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

<3<3<3 MAGA2020

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Goozmania -5 points ago +6 / -11

Gay Pride: It's natural, it's worked since the beginning of humanity and you don't have to make babies :)

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RaginJake379 6 points ago +7 / -1

It's natural

That's not where that goes. That's for poopies.

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joemalarkey 0 points ago +2 / -2

so why is there a G-spot up there

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RaginJake379 2 points ago +2 / -0

Huffing paint might feel good too. That doest mean that paint is meant to be huffed.

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joemalarkey -3 points ago +1 / -4

Why is an organ that makes a guy orgasm up his butt if we shouldn't put thing up our butt? Also homosexuality is obviously natural since it exists in just about every species on earth.

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ColbyP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Incorrect.

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RaginJake379 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obviously God put it there. Then made being gay a sin and has been laughing his ass off ever since.

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MAGA_Fuckhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because taking a dump feels good

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