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Er_hast_mich 79 points ago +82 / -3

He was so funny, it's a shame he's an actual communist.

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Ponzo 10 points ago +10 / -0

and he will be playing Joe Biden in SNL.

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JohnWickParabellum 19 points ago +19 / -0

He's Canadian... so playing a passive aggressive bastard, is right in his wheelhouse.

Want to know how a majority of Canadians feel about America? Wait five minutes for them to polish off a six pack and it will come out... where every third word will be a variation of fuck, fuckers, fuck off, get fucked, or instead in French.

Ask Steven Crowder, he will confirm it heartily.

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JohnWickParabellum 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly correct. Found the same thing with Australians... their insecurity about being unarmed and China's bitch, comes out every time they drink. Which is nearly 24/7.

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuckin Leafs...

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Original_Dankster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes we are. I confess

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SpezRapesChildren 3 points ago +4 / -1

Canadians are cunts.

You guys obviously don’t know many Canadians. A friend of mine from Quebec is one of the biggest would-be American patriots ever, along with his peers. He watches every Trump rally and hates Trudeau. There’s many pedes in Canada.

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Greta_Thunberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your friend probably isn’t a Canadian. He’s an American, he just doesn’t know it.

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RedReddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was just a massive pro trump rally in Canada just a few weeks ago.

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lerm4comptroller 9 points ago +9 / -0

You know, the irony here is that the angriest I've ever seen a Canadian was when I said Canada was less of a country and more of a hat. They got all 1812 about it... But you bet it was fine for them to spend hours talking about how shit the US was.

I might have been more offended when they did that if I'd known they were foreign, but like most shitty countries they suckled at the teat of American culture for so long that they were imperceptibly different from your average West Coaster--I had no idea.

It really only became obvious afterwards, when they all profusely apologized by pronouncing sorry wrong.

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AngryCanary 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's one of those old-school comic actors who essentially played the same character in every movie, an exaggerated version of themselves. It's hard to deny the guy is a genius in certain sense, his mind-muscle connection itself is pretty crazy if you've seen his contortions and physical comedy. He plays a character that nobody else really can and I can respect his talent and the art he has produced in film.

That said, his brain is an syphilitic wasteland of pure garbage. Pathological narcissism, drugs, disease and fame has bored a hole straight through his mind. He's nothing more than a psychotic shell of a man trying to stay relevant, grasping at the attention and adoration he desperately craves after destroying the lives of those around him.

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JohnWickParabellum 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have an atypically high hearing range and listen to conversations people believe I'm not able to hear due to distance/background noise.

Canadians rip on us in the most vile fashion, the moment they think our back is turned/out of earshot.

When I react and walk back to them, their faces go even whiter than normal.

"Oh ey... you heard that? I wasn't talkin' bout you. Sooo-reee."

No you are not sorry, you were caught. Big difference. Big. Difference.

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JohnWickParabellum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your downvote the (-1) came from a Canadian. You can bet on it.

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winter12362 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a Canadian myself we don’t all hate America at all. Some of us love you! Canada has been fully controlled by the globalists for a long time and their propaganda and complete control has unfortunately produced a nation of hard core fuckwits. It’s not their fault and they can return to sense. I have to believe that...

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julianReyes 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's a huge thing that the UK police are nice and chase after geese but that's because they do nothing as your wife gets raped by a Muslim and then incarcerate you when you speak up about it.

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julianReyes 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's mentally ill and insane so he's perfect for playing a senile flesh puppet.

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subbookkeeper 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's also deeply disturbed. Mark my words he'll die by suicide. Actual suicide not clinton suicide.

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ScottyGunn 1 point ago +1 / -0

And killed his girlfriend....

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Ronald_Dregan 19 points ago +19 / -0

and drive that young lady to suicide because he's a selfish and arrogant piece of shit.

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LLchurch 4 points ago +4 / -0

What was that one about?

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Kyro5411 9 points ago +9 / -0

Basically murdered his gf by getting her addicted to his pain meds.

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LLchurch 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never heard that. I don't pay attention to celebrities personal lives though

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Dashmoomoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's a good thing.

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XpatDemocrat 27 points ago +27 / -0

Surprised this movie hasn't been cancelled yet.. Every time he says "Bumblebee Tuna" all the blacks and natives kneel before the "White Devil"

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Bax101 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haha, for real.

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OrenthalJamesObama 5 points ago +5 / -0

He’s feeding the woke fire that could someday consume his legacy. He is definitely a comedic genius, but that seems to come at the expense of other parts of his mind.

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StumpSmasher2 2 points ago +2 / -0

They enjoy seeing him get stomped in the Wachutu circle of death and crawl out of a rhino's ass naked in front of children too much, and Jim is part of the protected class since he's so aggressively woke.

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WU_HAN_FRU 25 points ago +25 / -0

I never saw this movie back in the day. So basically it was just Jim Carrey acting how he acts every day?

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Salacious_B_Trump 31 points ago +31 / -0

Prime Jim Carrey before TDS was pretty funny.

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glow-operator-2-0 10 points ago +10 / -0

I blame the drug fueled high before every take.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

I feel ya on that one u/Rollsablunt

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VinnyMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Doesn't he say 'BUMBLEBEE TUNA' to substitute a curse at one point?

Hahahahhaha I was close he says it as a greeting. Lmao

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bigoof88 4 points ago +4 / -0

Best line of any movie ever. psssst "you're balls are showing....BUMBLE BEE TUNA"

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Mona1950 6 points ago +6 / -0

Notorious Trump hater.

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Dukeremington 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was my favourite actor for 20 years... then he went crazy and started painting with his own feces (okay I lied about the last part)

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SimplePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's batshit crazy enough that I'd believe that last part

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Kerra_Holt 2 points ago +2 / -0

OR DID HE...?

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Mark 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ultra- liberal and Dopey Jim Carey gave his ex a STD and treated her like shit..Clearly unwell she committed suicide. I hope a painful end..maybe like nut cancer awaits him..

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crash7863 5 points ago +5 / -0

I forgot we used to say alrighty then constantly because of his movies.

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journalist 5 points ago +5 / -0

JIm Carrey gave his girlfriend STDs which caused her to commit suicide.

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Cifu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone make a meme with Trump's face at the part he is carrying the dead body and put RBG face on the corpse! Do it!!!!!!

I would but I'm a simple meme farmer!

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InTheArmsOfThePepe [S] 0 points ago +2 / -2

OH MY LOL!!!

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OtisTheTownDrunk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never like Jim carry at all, he was the same character in every movie, contorting his face saying lines, maybe because I'm from a different era, but that was never comedy to me... just silly shit.

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ArchieInTheBunker 3 points ago +3 / -0

I miss 90s movies

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jim Carey used to be funny about 20 years ago. Now he’s a mess and has severe TDS.

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Vashts1985 3 points ago +3 / -0

your balls are showing.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 3 points ago +3 / -0

His "art" sucks.

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IsrorOrca 2 points ago +2 / -0

Usually talking out of your ass results in failure, but he made it a success; it was only when he talked from his mouth that he because a disgrace

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10gauge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alright then!

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 2 points ago +3 / -1

So... Do we like bumblebee or not?

I'm out of the loop.

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EvanOnTheFly 5 points ago +5 / -0

I dunno.

"They go out and buy tuna fish and soup... they go out and buy Goya because they throw it, they throw it, it's the perfect weight. Tuna fish, they can really rip it right, and that hits you, it's true. Bumble Bee brand tuna,"

After that Bumble Bee tweeted "eat em don't throw em" so I guess they are being good sports lol.

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Kerra_Holt 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a shame that Jim Carrey is such a cuck. In the 90's he was pretty based.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

Yeah, I feel ya u/Kerra_Holt!

Like so many entertainers, they often lead such broken private lives.

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winsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who wants to look at that sick freak that hates our POTUS.

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Spezz 1 point ago +1 / -0

dumb and dumber was the greatest comedy ever made, Sure sucks that he’s a raging cuck faggot, prolly touches children after murdeirng his gf

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PhillyNekim 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn video that actually made me laugh? Been Awhile