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NADSAQ 183 points ago +183 / -0

I’m going to start robbing banks and counterfeiting money and refer to it as my complex financial transactions. Surely I, an austere fiduciary scholar, would not lack candor in my testimony to the Federal Bureau of Matters.

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ProudFrogManBrother 22 points ago +23 / -1

Excellent username my guy!

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blacktankguy 6 points ago +7 / -1

No consequences for a these swamp crooks. So frustrating.

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WalkFastGoHome 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shit, I sold some concert tickets outside the venue a couple Winters ago and the jogger gave me counterfeit 50s. I couldn't tell because of my gloves. I'm trying to find a use for them that won't get me killed or put in jail.

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HungNavySeal300Kills 4 points ago +4 / -0

Toss them at a crowd of BLM supporters.

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WalkFastGoHome 1 point ago +1 / -0

I only have 2 and I stay away from the ghetto when I can help it.

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HungNavySeal300Kills 3 points ago +3 / -0

So does BLM

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DystopianDoubleThink 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, just run for office and the Hatch Act will cover anything you do or have done, as long as your a Democrat.

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Run as a Democrat and you'll even get big time campaign funding from Daddy Soros.

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PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is how the Fed works.