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LunaFan 1039 points ago +1041 / -2

Citizens United Nationally To stop Sexism

C.U.N.T.S.

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spezhatesgays 644 points ago +645 / -1

Feel free to look up the acronym clears throat

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WhitePowerRanger 450 points ago +450 / -0

That was so unsubtlely subtle

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Deeznutsmatter 117 points ago +117 / -0

Frank Hassler no less!

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Crazyteeth 98 points ago +98 / -0

lol, brutal. how did they not cut him off when he said c.u.n.t.s. ?

i guess their brains don't work fast enough.

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electricboogaloo 96 points ago +96 / -0

a8gA Bgv xX ty8 F09CDtOM

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bangbus 60 points ago +60 / -0

How many times did he have to practice that to keep from laughing?

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fredfenster 20 points ago +20 / -0

Wonder if he is related to Jimmy Russell

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Jimmy_Russler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never heard of him

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SirVilhelm 15 points ago +15 / -0

Please explain

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BustedFlush 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm missing this one?

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panama_sucks 144 points ago +144 / -0

his delivery was 10/10

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mightyclaw 38 points ago +38 / -0

I suddenly wonder if that was Mr. Metokur (not sure of the spelling), well known Internet satirist...?

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AnacondaIsAShill 11 points ago +11 / -0

Jim's voice has a higher pitch

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zx9john 24 points ago +24 / -0

The newest moto for ObGyn’s everywhere!

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PyroSphere 167 points ago +168 / -1

Karens everywhere hate them!!

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 99 points ago +100 / -1

HUGH MONGUS

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy shit I forgot about that, one of the all time greats. THIS MAN SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's it. That's my name. Hugh Mongous!

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PyroSphere 38 points ago +38 / -0

Humongous fungus among us.

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GodEmperorUSA 20 points ago +20 / -0

STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!

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Dudemanfoo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Does that mean EVERYONE stop harassing you... or can SOME of us still do it?

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GodEmperorUSA 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'M BEING MOBBED! MEDIC!

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Dudemanfoo 14 points ago +14 / -0

I fucking love this place.

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mightyclaw 10 points ago +10 / -0

...he fixes the cable?

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Colonel Angus?

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DarkMemeDuck 120 points ago +120 / -0

Not to mention it was Jack from Wagon Mound.

I'm losing it over here.

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DarkMemeDuck 72 points ago +72 / -0

Jackwagon is old slang for someone useless or dumb.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jack%20wagon

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Lobo60 29 points ago +29 / -0

Not sure about the mound part but calling some a jack wagon is an insult.

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NavyGuy 28 points ago +28 / -0

Because it's a real place. Likely a slick way to fool the call screener into thinking he was legit in case they check to see if it was real. Call screener must have been a Jack Wagon also.

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prayinpede 18 points ago +18 / -0

Or has a sense of humor

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John_McFly 3 points ago +3 / -0

So much for a good "bababooey!" call anymore. :-(

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mostooge 9 points ago +9 / -0

R. Lee Ermey used it in a commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwfZYO1di4

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Ronald_Dregan 54 points ago +54 / -0

thanks for clarifying. lol

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 20 points ago +21 / -1

the acronym spells cunts!

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VTmaga 24 points ago +24 / -0

Wait, what? It spells what?

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America_Jer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Do they speak English in W.H.A.T.?

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xquidproquox 1 point ago +1 / -0

English! Do you speak it!?

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fsoawesome 8 points ago +9 / -1

C.U.N.T.S.S.

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MycologyofMAGA 37 points ago +37 / -0

These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

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MegoThor 18 points ago +18 / -0

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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EricCharliemella 5 points ago +5 / -0

ITS A BRAND NEW ARMANI SUIT!

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itsinthebone 4 points ago +5 / -1

Soup is not a meal, Jerry!

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undefined 1 point ago +1 / -0

So flat. So clever. So... wait is this cunt British??

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WhitePowerRanger 69 points ago +72 / -3

I’m pretty sure Jack has had enough beers for the day 😂

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Imransgarage 24 points ago +24 / -0

Sounded verrry sober lol.

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WhitePowerRanger 32 points ago +36 / -4

Lol I can drink an entire bottle of whiskey and sound exactly like this. Some people can handle their shit. Honestly. I was drinking last night and I wouldn’t be surprised if this was me 😂

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momspaghetti 18 points ago +18 / -0

Some people can handle their shit

I was drinking last night and I wouldn’t be surprised if this was me

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WhitePowerRanger 9 points ago +11 / -2

I can handle it, doesn’t mean I have to remember it 😉

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ENVYNITAZ 7 points ago +7 / -0

dude, what's up, i'm back in the CA shitshow . . . how is FL doing?

i told my eldest son the other day, "fuck it, i don't remember, i was drunk"

he about shit his 26 year old pants laughing . . .

the yapanese have a 'cordial agreement' that however fucked up you get it is forgotten the next day . . . that is why they hand out business cards and then get fully hammered sleeping in the gutter drunk . . .

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

With a voice that smooth, you have an image to uphold.

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Useful_Vidiots 5 points ago +5 / -0

Every drunk thinks that.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol I’m not a drunk though. Like I only drink once every other month at best.

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ENVYNITAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

pretty sure it was YOU!

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SquatchNDenver 389 points ago +389 / -0

fucking legendary...an example for others to follow.

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ADAM_SCHITT 217 points ago +217 / -0

You must have missed this one: https://youtu.be/A2WILfDKkjg

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 70 points ago +71 / -1

What was that one where Trump had released a tape, and the news anchor was interviewing someone else and they both discovered on-air that Trump had set them up? Shit was hilarious. Trump is insane in the best possible way.

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6MILLIONMOREPLEASE 25 points ago +25 / -0

If someone has a source for this^ I’d love to see it

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PepperJackButter2024 65 points ago +65 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7GKGbXVh_A&ab_channel=FoxNews

Relevant bit starts at 2:30, eureka moment at 4:20

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NavyGuy 39 points ago +39 / -0

This is so fucking epic.

The look on her face when she realizes she's been played like a fucking fiddle. 🤣🤣🤣

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aintgotnotimefothis 30 points ago +30 / -0

I love the laughter in the background as the studio guys realize Trump leaked the tape himself.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Id still love to maga her

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 34 points ago +35 / -1

It was a cluster fuck of an interview. The news anchor was asking "who do you think released the tape", or something. And the lady was saying "its him, he did it! He's the only one that had a copy of the tape!" And the slow news anchor took awhile and finally said, "wait wait, you're telling me Donald Trump released this audio himself?" And the lady said, "yes! That's what I'm telling you!"

It was some 14D intergalactic chess and Trump just did it for shits and giggles. Two dumb broads talking in circles about who did it while the Trumpster had probably already forgotten about it. Dude is a nut, in a great way. I'll see if I can track it down in the next couple days.

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JS_Mill 12 points ago +12 / -0

Stable genius.

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neehl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you for referencing this. Found it and had a good laugh that I needed today.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Link?

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're a dog faced pony soldier but I laughed.

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DarkMemeDuck 61 points ago +61 / -0

Once Trump's 2nd term is up, I hope John Miller runs.

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DarkMemeDuck 21 points ago +21 / -0

I'd love to see him go stump for Miller. "This guy... He's a great guy. Real big league. Handsome, too. I hear he has a long list of women who want to have his kids. Believe me."

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wehavetogoback 17 points ago +17 / -0

he walks off stage and comes back on with a different colored tie and fake mustache

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MikePlacid 7 points ago +7 / -0

This guy... He's a great guy. Real big league.

This reminds of a joke Babylon Bee made, about Trump nominating himself to Supreme Court - in almost the same words, but I can’t find it now...

Upd: https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-nominates-himself-to-the-supreme-court

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JS_Mill 6 points ago +6 / -0

President Trump will be John Miller's spokesperson.

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cook_does 13 points ago +13 / -0

John Miller 2024

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JMiller2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

yes!

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 11 points ago +11 / -0

LOL I love John Miller.

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cook_does 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can I not hire someone to represent me, fuck it, I'll do it my self.

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LionTed 4 points ago +4 / -0

"And he gets called by everybody in the book, in terms of women"

I'm fuckin dying here holy shit

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 10 points ago +10 / -0

Tendies!

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 9 points ago +9 / -0

Holy fuck

LEGEND

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CaptRedbeard 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was great

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Diotima 4 points ago +4 / -0

what a legend

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Greg_the_Grim_Doctor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time Magazine: Man of the Year

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PosterIsDead 251 points ago +252 / -1

Jack has a great voice. That is an instant legend.

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Jsmitty112 44 points ago +44 / -0

Sounds like the guy that does the funny sports announcers bits

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

China Flu season has had some interesting career pivots in the broadcasting industry. Right up there with the guy doing play by play of the riots.

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ParkerFH 2 points ago +2 / -0

That guy is deep into BLM/being woke, so no.

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sketchy_at_best 34 points ago +34 / -0

The voice truly sold it. He sounded like a regular middle aged man.

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Pigpenlordofdirt 207 points ago +208 / -1

best troll ever

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sfluke8 99 points ago +99 / -0

He built up the woke points all the way up until rape and killed her, pure gold

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Pigpenlordofdirt 40 points ago +40 / -0

Hell yeah the CUNTSS line was brilliant

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Julius_Severus 6 points ago +6 / -0

The man’s a pro

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spinometer 61 points ago +61 / -0

6 years ago, "strikes again", so there's at least one earlier

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MikePlacid 15 points ago +15 / -0

Both vids are from Jack’s channel. This one too: https://youtu.be/HqN9HzSiG3A - even more amazing

Upd: https://youtu.be/HhUe-audEqI - just 2 secs straight Upd2: https://youtu.be/E7tKUtmRaK8 "As for the cucumbers, well I just stick those up..."

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Christopian 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol omg man the poem, they all cheere goyim, oh geez.

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MikePlacid 2 points ago +2 / -0

She hugged him!

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DarkMemeDuck 37 points ago +37 / -0

Hey, he might have been saying "a f*ckin homeowner" for all we know. But sadly we won't ever know.

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tombombadil 26 points ago +26 / -0

Only 5k views. How the hell did you find that? I’m just going to assume you are Jack Strickland.

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Gunslinger1776 25 points ago +25 / -0

I am crying. thank you

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booblitchutz 22 points ago +23 / -1

While dressed as a Drag Queen version of Pazuzu.

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Wazoo 11 points ago +11 / -0

While having the kids twerk on stage and hump the floor for an artsy film.

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Usadave85 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not enough rapers present to be Bernie fan fic.

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spezisacuckold 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or Robert Francis O'Rourke.

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Ih8leftists 21 points ago +21 / -0

Where's the clip!?

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2Fangz 15 points ago +15 / -0

My girlfriend goes to a different school, you guys.

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think my cousin goes to that school, what's her name?

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Miserable_company 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do please post if you find it!

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AlohaSnackbar 68 points ago +68 / -0

This is the funniest fucking thing I've listened to in forever. Jesus christ this guy has an AMAZING delivery.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 6 points ago +6 / -0

He just started a new career path: Professional Troll.

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Numaeus 64 points ago +64 / -0

Rape her in an alley? Wait, he thought he couldn't breathe, not that he couldn't see...

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JoePCool14 19 points ago +19 / -0

He's claustrophobic, no way he would last 5 minutes in an alley.

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Numaeus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unless there was a car he could steal parked in said alley.

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

come on now Jack, Floyd met countless judges during his illustrious career and not once did he rape one of them in an alley

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cherryred 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was on a LOT of drugs though.

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edxzxz 44 points ago +45 / -1

I think the description of that meeting in the afterlife would have really been more immersive had Jack from Wagonmound included some mention of the lake of fire.

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booblitchutz 10 points ago +11 / -1

George Kirby is not playing harps ATM, my friend.

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astro_eng 36 points ago +36 / -0

Strickland Propane & propane accessories.

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ChrisSuperDude 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Dangit Bobby, what did I tell ya about callin into CSPAN and messing with liberal jackasses"

"I'm sorry dad, Mr. Gribble said that we could really stick it to some New York yahoos by doing this. I just wanted to make you proud"

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Former_RM2 5 points ago +6 / -1

I was wondering where I had heard that name.

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WillWorkFor556 33 points ago +33 / -0

I think this is the same guy who called them up 5 years ago to recite The Fresh Prince of Bel Air song. He used the same name and it sounds like him. https://youtu.be/gt967vogqMA

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Block_Helen 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sounds like this guy is an expert troll. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO6RRd_5WUM

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DaLaohu 4 points ago +4 / -0

..he didn't let him finish his story! What happened later?!?

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1080pleb 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm in tears this guy is a legend.

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Miserable_company 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha that’s beautiful.

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women_for_trump 24 points ago +24 / -0

"It was an interesting read to say the least." This guy deserves an Oscar for staying in character the entire time.

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Dckman 24 points ago +24 / -0

SAVAGE LEVELS OFF THE CHART!

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MAGA_mantis 23 points ago +23 / -0

Didn't even know what hit em.

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MAGA_mantis 6 points ago +6 / -0

You are thinking on another level, glad you are on out team.!!! Heheheh.

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AlohaSnackbar 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's why screaming "Baba Booey

Ironically the greatest on air troll of all time concluded his epic tale with, you guessed it, "and Baba Booey to y'all"

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Vino 6 points ago +6 / -0

His face after the delivery is priceless.

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flame_whip 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do you have a link to the full CSPAN clip? I really want to see that anchor's face!

edit: found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvfB4mO-cK0

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GodKingHarambe 23 points ago +23 / -0

When George Met Ruth

Godspeed, my fine in-person shitposter

You’re doing the great work for us all

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Italians_Invented_2A 22 points ago +22 / -0

IRL shitposting

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IncredibleMrE1 16 points ago +16 / -0

TOP KEK

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nero2003 16 points ago +16 / -0

Good god.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Jack Strickland from Wagonmound is already 8 beers in.

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Amnesia420 14 points ago +15 / -1

Native New Mexican here

Wagon Mound is the tiniest little town. Absolutely hilarious!

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Fa1thless 14 points ago +14 / -0

What a legend.

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flashersenpai 14 points ago +14 / -0

Amazing delivery.

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midareashi 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bwahahaha

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MixedBlacknWhite 12 points ago +12 / -0

AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

WTF???

God damnit!! "rape her in an alley"

YOU SOB, that was fucking awesome!!

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 11 points ago +12 / -1

Wagon Mound NM is also known to produce wagon suspension kits that make mound crossing easy and smooth.

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Comanche_Moon 10 points ago +10 / -0

This sounds like something Don Jr would dream up. :)

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Donald Trump aka John Miller aka Jack Strickland

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fluffykitten 10 points ago +10 / -0

hahahahaha

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WU_HAN_FRU 8 points ago +8 / -0

My name is Ballsack T. Baghard, from Pocky-Stahn.

C-Span prank classics from days of yore, most of them by this same guy, I think.

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Bedminster 8 points ago +8 / -0

This deserves a pepe combat ribbon.

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ClarenceBeeks 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well done hahaha

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CaptainChrisPBacon 7 points ago +7 / -0

😂🤣😂🤣

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rando_calrissian 7 points ago +7 / -0

What an absolute fucking savage.

That deadpan delivery was flawless.

Shame we don't get so see the host's reaction. The CSPAN guys are usually pretty unflappable when it comes to prank calls.

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flame_whip 3 points ago +3 / -0

He just went to the next caller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvfB4mO-cK0

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SoldierofKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

ROFL fun with live call in.

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CovefefeREEEE 7 points ago +7 / -0

They are a bit spicy in Wagon Mound.

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grenades_and_ham 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jack Strickland from Wagon Mound, New Mexico

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Bullet3250 6 points ago +6 / -0

Second best 'live hoax' I have seen...

'Eat the Babies' was by far the greatest prank ever....

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djentropyhardcore 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think the clip of the sad thots that can't kill their children anymore is the best part ;)

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TotallyYuge 6 points ago +6 / -0

His straight polite delivery totally fooled the host. Classic.

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HubbyYee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yea he played it straight and politely that really let him deliver his message perfectly. Well done mate, well done.

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UKnowTheThing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lmao

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Joey14 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have you paid your dues Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail!

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CommonSensePill 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh my God I can't breathe and there isn't even a knee on my neck.

CUNTS.

I can't believe they didn't cut him off sooner.

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ghost-of-corn-pop 5 points ago +5 / -0

AMAZING! Man its great they still take call ins

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Kerra_Holt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Citizens United Nationally To Stop Sexism = C U N T S S

GENIUS! ROFL!!

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