Because it's a real place. Likely a slick way to fool the call screener into thinking he was legit in case they check to see if it was real. Call screener must have been a Jack Wagon also.
Lol I can drink an entire bottle of whiskey and sound exactly like this. Some people can handle their shit. Honestly. I was drinking last night and I wouldn’t be surprised if this was me 😂
dude, what's up, i'm back in the CA shitshow . . . how is FL doing?
i told my eldest son the other day, "fuck it, i don't remember, i was drunk"
he about shit his 26 year old pants laughing . . .
the yapanese have a 'cordial agreement' that however fucked up you get it is forgotten the next day . . . that is why they hand out business cards and then get fully hammered sleeping in the gutter drunk . . .
What was that one where Trump had released a tape, and the news anchor was interviewing someone else and they both discovered on-air that Trump had set them up? Shit was hilarious. Trump is insane in the best possible way.
It was a cluster fuck of an interview. The news anchor was asking "who do you think released the tape", or something. And the lady was saying "its him, he did it! He's the only one that had a copy of the tape!" And the slow news anchor took awhile and finally said, "wait wait, you're telling me Donald Trump released this audio himself?" And the lady said, "yes! That's what I'm telling you!"
It was some 14D intergalactic chess and Trump just did it for shits and giggles. Two dumb broads talking in circles about who did it while the Trumpster had probably already forgotten about it. Dude is a nut, in a great way. I'll see if I can track it down in the next couple days.
I'd love to see him go stump for Miller. "This guy... He's a great guy. Real big league. Handsome, too. I hear he has a long list of women who want to have his kids. Believe me."
I think the description of that meeting in the afterlife would have really been more immersive had Jack from Wagonmound included some mention of the lake of fire.
I think this is the same guy who called them up 5 years ago to recite The Fresh Prince of Bel Air song. He used the same name and it sounds like him. https://youtu.be/gt967vogqMA
Citizens United Nationally To stop Sexism
C.U.N.T.S.
Feel free to look up the acronym clears throat
That was so unsubtlely subtle
Frank Hassler no less!
lol, brutal. how did they not cut him off when he said c.u.n.t.s. ?
i guess their brains don't work fast enough.
a8gA Bgv xX ty8 F09CDtOM
How many times did he have to practice that to keep from laughing?
Wonder if he is related to Jimmy Russell
Never heard of him
Please explain
I'm missing this one?
his delivery was 10/10
I suddenly wonder if that was Mr. Metokur (not sure of the spelling), well known Internet satirist...?
Jim's voice has a higher pitch
The newest moto for ObGyn’s everywhere!
Karens everywhere hate them!!
HUGH MONGUS
Holy shit I forgot about that, one of the all time greats. THIS MAN SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!
That's it. That's my name. Hugh Mongous!
Humongous fungus among us.
STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!
Does that mean EVERYONE stop harassing you... or can SOME of us still do it?
I'M BEING MOBBED! MEDIC!
I fucking love this place.
...he fixes the cable?
Colonel Angus?
Not to mention it was Jack from Wagon Mound.
I'm losing it over here.
Jackwagon is old slang for someone useless or dumb.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jack%20wagon
Not sure about the mound part but calling some a jack wagon is an insult.
Because it's a real place. Likely a slick way to fool the call screener into thinking he was legit in case they check to see if it was real. Call screener must have been a Jack Wagon also.
Or has a sense of humor
So much for a good "bababooey!" call anymore. :-(
R. Lee Ermey used it in a commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwfZYO1di4
thanks for clarifying. lol
the acronym spells cunts!
Wait, what? It spells what?
Do they speak English in W.H.A.T.?
English! Do you speak it!?
C.U.N.T.S.S.
These Pretzels are making me thirsty!
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
ITS A BRAND NEW ARMANI SUIT!
Soup is not a meal, Jerry!
So flat. So clever. So... wait is this cunt British??
I’m pretty sure Jack has had enough beers for the day 😂
Sounded verrry sober lol.
Lol I can drink an entire bottle of whiskey and sound exactly like this. Some people can handle their shit. Honestly. I was drinking last night and I wouldn’t be surprised if this was me 😂
I can handle it, doesn’t mean I have to remember it 😉
dude, what's up, i'm back in the CA shitshow . . . how is FL doing?
i told my eldest son the other day, "fuck it, i don't remember, i was drunk"
he about shit his 26 year old pants laughing . . .
the yapanese have a 'cordial agreement' that however fucked up you get it is forgotten the next day . . . that is why they hand out business cards and then get fully hammered sleeping in the gutter drunk . . .
With a voice that smooth, you have an image to uphold.
Every drunk thinks that.
Lol I’m not a drunk though. Like I only drink once every other month at best.
pretty sure it was YOU!
fucking legendary...an example for others to follow.
You must have missed this one: https://youtu.be/A2WILfDKkjg
What was that one where Trump had released a tape, and the news anchor was interviewing someone else and they both discovered on-air that Trump had set them up? Shit was hilarious. Trump is insane in the best possible way.
If someone has a source for this^ I’d love to see it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7GKGbXVh_A&ab_channel=FoxNews
Relevant bit starts at 2:30, eureka moment at 4:20
This is so fucking epic.
The look on her face when she realizes she's been played like a fucking fiddle. 🤣🤣🤣
I love the laughter in the background as the studio guys realize Trump leaked the tape himself.
Id still love to maga her
It was a cluster fuck of an interview. The news anchor was asking "who do you think released the tape", or something. And the lady was saying "its him, he did it! He's the only one that had a copy of the tape!" And the slow news anchor took awhile and finally said, "wait wait, you're telling me Donald Trump released this audio himself?" And the lady said, "yes! That's what I'm telling you!"
It was some 14D intergalactic chess and Trump just did it for shits and giggles. Two dumb broads talking in circles about who did it while the Trumpster had probably already forgotten about it. Dude is a nut, in a great way. I'll see if I can track it down in the next couple days.
Stable genius.
Thank you for referencing this. Found it and had a good laugh that I needed today.
Link?
https://youtu.be/g27-tCbXn3Y
You're a dog faced pony soldier but I laughed.
Once Trump's 2nd term is up, I hope John Miller runs.
I'd love to see him go stump for Miller. "This guy... He's a great guy. Real big league. Handsome, too. I hear he has a long list of women who want to have his kids. Believe me."
he walks off stage and comes back on with a different colored tie and fake mustache
This reminds of a joke Babylon Bee made, about Trump nominating himself to Supreme Court - in almost the same words, but I can’t find it now...
Upd: https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-nominates-himself-to-the-supreme-court
President Trump will be John Miller's spokesperson.
John Miller 2024
yes!
LOL I love John Miller.
Can I not hire someone to represent me, fuck it, I'll do it my self.
"And he gets called by everybody in the book, in terms of women"
I'm fuckin dying here holy shit
Tendies!
Holy fuck
LEGEND
That was great
what a legend
Time Magazine: Man of the Year
Jack has a great voice. That is an instant legend.
Sounds like the guy that does the funny sports announcers bits
China Flu season has had some interesting career pivots in the broadcasting industry. Right up there with the guy doing play by play of the riots.
That guy is deep into BLM/being woke, so no.
The voice truly sold it. He sounded like a regular middle aged man.
best troll ever
He built up the woke points all the way up until rape and killed her, pure gold
Hell yeah the CUNTSS line was brilliant
The man’s a pro
Jack Strickland I assume.
6 years ago, "strikes again", so there's at least one earlier
Both vids are from Jack’s channel. This one too: https://youtu.be/HqN9HzSiG3A - even more amazing
Upd: https://youtu.be/HhUe-audEqI - just 2 secs straight Upd2: https://youtu.be/E7tKUtmRaK8 "As for the cucumbers, well I just stick those up..."
lol omg man the poem, they all cheere goyim, oh geez.
She hugged him!
Hey, he might have been saying "a f*ckin homeowner" for all we know. But sadly we won't ever know.
Only 5k views. How the hell did you find that? I’m just going to assume you are Jack Strickland.
I am crying. thank you
While dressed as a Drag Queen version of Pazuzu.
While having the kids twerk on stage and hump the floor for an artsy film.
Not enough rapers present to be Bernie fan fic.
Or Robert Francis O'Rourke.
Where's the clip!?
My girlfriend goes to a different school, you guys.
I think my cousin goes to that school, what's her name?
Do please post if you find it!
This is the funniest fucking thing I've listened to in forever. Jesus christ this guy has an AMAZING delivery.
He just started a new career path: Professional Troll.
Rape her in an alley? Wait, he thought he couldn't breathe, not that he couldn't see...
He's claustrophobic, no way he would last 5 minutes in an alley.
Unless there was a car he could steal parked in said alley.
come on now Jack, Floyd met countless judges during his illustrious career and not once did he rape one of them in an alley
He was on a LOT of drugs though.
I think the description of that meeting in the afterlife would have really been more immersive had Jack from Wagonmound included some mention of the lake of fire.
George Kirby is not playing harps ATM, my friend.
Strickland Propane & propane accessories.
"Dangit Bobby, what did I tell ya about callin into CSPAN and messing with liberal jackasses"
"I'm sorry dad, Mr. Gribble said that we could really stick it to some New York yahoos by doing this. I just wanted to make you proud"
I was wondering where I had heard that name.
I think this is the same guy who called them up 5 years ago to recite The Fresh Prince of Bel Air song. He used the same name and it sounds like him. https://youtu.be/gt967vogqMA
Sounds like this guy is an expert troll. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO6RRd_5WUM
..he didn't let him finish his story! What happened later?!?
I'm in tears this guy is a legend.
Haha that’s beautiful.
"It was an interesting read to say the least." This guy deserves an Oscar for staying in character the entire time.
SAVAGE LEVELS OFF THE CHART!
Didn't even know what hit em.
You are thinking on another level, glad you are on out team.!!! Heheheh.
Ironically the greatest on air troll of all time concluded his epic tale with, you guessed it, "and Baba Booey to y'all"
His face after the delivery is priceless.
Do you have a link to the full CSPAN clip? I really want to see that anchor's face!
edit: found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvfB4mO-cK0
When George Met Ruth
Godspeed, my fine in-person shitposter
You’re doing the great work for us all
IRL shitposting
TOP KEK
Good god.
Jack Strickland from Wagonmound is already 8 beers in.
Native New Mexican here
Wagon Mound is the tiniest little town. Absolutely hilarious!
What a legend.
Amazing delivery.
Bwahahaha
AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
WTF???
God damnit!! "rape her in an alley"
YOU SOB, that was fucking awesome!!
Wagon Mound NM is also known to produce wagon suspension kits that make mound crossing easy and smooth.
This sounds like something Don Jr would dream up. :)
Donald Trump aka John Miller aka Jack Strickland
hahahahaha
My name is Ballsack T. Baghard, from Pocky-Stahn.
C-Span prank classics from days of yore, most of them by this same guy, I think.
This deserves a pepe combat ribbon.
Well done hahaha
😂🤣😂🤣
What an absolute fucking savage.
That deadpan delivery was flawless.
Shame we don't get so see the host's reaction. The CSPAN guys are usually pretty unflappable when it comes to prank calls.
https://www.c-span.org/video/?475901-2/washington-journal-reaction-death-justice-ruth-bader-ginsburg
He just went to the next caller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvfB4mO-cK0
ROFL fun with live call in.
They are a bit spicy in Wagon Mound.
Jack Strickland from Wagon Mound, New Mexico
Second best 'live hoax' I have seen...
'Eat the Babies' was by far the greatest prank ever....
I think the clip of the sad thots that can't kill their children anymore is the best part ;)
His straight polite delivery totally fooled the host. Classic.
Yea he played it straight and politely that really let him deliver his message perfectly. Well done mate, well done.
Lmao
Have you paid your dues Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail!
Oh my God I can't breathe and there isn't even a knee on my neck.
CUNTS.
I can't believe they didn't cut him off sooner.
AMAZING! Man its great they still take call ins
Citizens United Nationally To Stop Sexism = C U N T S S
GENIUS! ROFL!!