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Numaeus 64 points ago +64 / -0

Rape her in an alley? Wait, he thought he couldn't breathe, not that he couldn't see...

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JoePCool14 19 points ago +19 / -0

He's claustrophobic, no way he would last 5 minutes in an alley.

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Numaeus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unless there was a car he could steal parked in said alley.

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

come on now Jack, Floyd met countless judges during his illustrious career and not once did he rape one of them in an alley

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cherryred 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was on a LOT of drugs though.