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Imransgarage 24 points ago +24 / -0

Sounded verrry sober lol.

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WhitePowerRanger 32 points ago +36 / -4

Lol I can drink an entire bottle of whiskey and sound exactly like this. Some people can handle their shit. Honestly. I was drinking last night and I wouldn’t be surprised if this was me 😂

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momspaghetti 18 points ago +18 / -0

Some people can handle their shit

I was drinking last night and I wouldn’t be surprised if this was me

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WhitePowerRanger 9 points ago +11 / -2

I can handle it, doesn’t mean I have to remember it 😉

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ENVYNITAZ 7 points ago +7 / -0

dude, what's up, i'm back in the CA shitshow . . . how is FL doing?

i told my eldest son the other day, "fuck it, i don't remember, i was drunk"

he about shit his 26 year old pants laughing . . .

the yapanese have a 'cordial agreement' that however fucked up you get it is forgotten the next day . . . that is why they hand out business cards and then get fully hammered sleeping in the gutter drunk . . .

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

With a voice that smooth, you have an image to uphold.

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Useful_Vidiots 5 points ago +5 / -0

Every drunk thinks that.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol I’m not a drunk though. Like I only drink once every other month at best.

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ENVYNITAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

pretty sure it was YOU!