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grenades_and_ham 7 points ago +8 / -1

If she queefs you have to sweep the floor.

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Shrillary 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yuck. Don't say that anymore.

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augustinius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Queef Dust Matters, u bigot

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SAW2TH 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would encourage pedes to read up on her before reaching a judgement.

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augustinius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the copypasta—should come in handy!

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QuranlsToiletPaper 5 points ago +6 / -1

Fact: their intentions are unknown.

Fact: I am responsible for the lives of 430 crewmen.

And, fact: I can’t afford to take any chances. Fire main phasers! I said, “Fire main phasers!”

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QuranlsToiletPaper 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's a quote from John Belushi as Kirk in an SNL skit...

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QuranlsToiletPaper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jimmie Status: Rustled.

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somethingnew 3 points ago +3 / -0

From his rulings so far, he hasn't changed one bit. He's still ruling as was expected of him. He hasn't moved an inch to the right.

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augustinius 1 point ago +2 / -1

I feel like it’s gonna be Lagoa at this point. Hopefully ACB is a good honeypot / diversion.

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Shrillary 3 points ago +3 / -0

"We'll only vote if he resigns so [unheard of low energy loser republican] can run in his stead."

That would be funny to see them say.

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ekos640 4 points ago +4 / -0

Again, just like Romney, I'll believe it only after they both cast a vote in the affirmative for confirmation. The feckless dickwads' words mean absolute shit.

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Floridaman_4_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Never Trumper Twins M&C were the supposed champions of women - they better be voting for Trump's pick.

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JuicyfearsMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was thinking Collins would vote with the rest of the republicans, and there's still time. Maine should still vote her out though, as Alaska should for murkowski

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SAW2TH 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very nice.

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 2 points ago +2 / -0

IF SHE BREATHES SHE IS A RINO

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Qwikphaze 2 points ago +2 / -0

She’s done, regardless.