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MAGA_mantis 65 points ago +65 / -0

Thats the walk I would do if I shit my pants.

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CovefefeREEEE 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nads is waddlin' like a sick penguin. 🐧

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crimsonfancy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly what I came to say. Lol

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AtomicShnoz 2 points ago +2 / -0

he probably just realized he shit himself yesterday.

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RiffFantastic 44 points ago +44 / -0

How does a fat sack of shit like that even get elected? Pathetic.

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MustBeTrump 29 points ago +29 / -0

Really makes you realise how pathetic some people are.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 23 points ago +23 / -0
  1. Live in a district that hasn't been represented by a Republican for a century, and consistently votes 75% or more for the Democrat.
  2. Incumbent dies the day before the primary election.
  3. Be nominated at the last minute to serve in his place.
  4. Never face a real challenger.

In the 2020 primary election against a potential new member of "The Squad" (Lindsey Boylan), Nadless got 67.7% of the vote.

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Jabron661 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nadler is on his last legs, Pelosi is a few months from dementia if not already there, Waters is old as fuck. Bill and Hillary are fading fast.

Time the avenger.

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ffish_ffarm 37 points ago +37 / -0

I think he rectum-self.

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montanapede 13 points ago +13 / -0

Rectum, nearly killed 'em.

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Cmchn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, just filled em

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Pleepleus 6 points ago +6 / -0

He wanted to prevent airing his dirty laundry to the public.

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TheLuciferian 32 points ago +33 / -1

What a fat, disgusting piece of shit

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pmurTJdlanoD 11 points ago +11 / -0

Obesity should be a disqualifying factor in holding office. If you can’t manage your own life you shouldn’t be managing others’

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HuskeyG 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm big boned, bigot! Muh condishins!

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Patriot4evr 27 points ago +27 / -0

follow the trail dripping down his pants leg

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blacktankguy 13 points ago +14 / -1

He needs to talk to that team of Biden staffers that picked out the adult diapers that have the quietest crinkle sounds so nobody hears them.

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CovefefeREEEE 6 points ago +6 / -0

😂

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get back into life with Depeeeends!

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Drgreygoose02 21 points ago +21 / -0

What a geriatric bunch fools

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WheelsUpNorth 16 points ago +16 / -0

Physically and mentally ill...

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mugatucrazypills 15 points ago +15 / -0

Thats just the way penguins walk. You racist

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seventysixdon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fitting, all I can think of is Danny DeVito as the penguin when I see him.

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fingerofkek 15 points ago +15 / -0

Weebles wobble

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AtomicShnoz 1 point ago +1 / -0

but they don't shit them~selves

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lyintedscrews 14 points ago +14 / -0

LOL, penguin walk.

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kag-2020- 11 points ago +11 / -0

His metamorphosis is nearly complete.

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HuskeyG 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm dead. This joke killed me (but put covid 19 on my death certificate).

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spezisapedo 5 points ago +5 / -0

trump...something something...ramp...something something walk...

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togger 13 points ago +13 / -0

Taco Bell for lunch?

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Zizou005 12 points ago +12 / -0

haha

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BigFreedomBoner 11 points ago +12 / -1

Feces protruding. Very disrespectful.

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Phins360_FL 11 points ago +11 / -0

oh yes, he full up took a dump in his shorts

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kag-2020- 11 points ago +11 / -0

The moment you regret not throwing on a pair of Oops I Crapped My Pants.

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Phins360_FL 7 points ago +7 / -0

based SNL skit from a by-gone era

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Kimball_Kinnison 11 points ago +11 / -0

Will it ruin his clothes? Depends.

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delaplane 9 points ago +9 / -0

83`~>/j[47?ZdTnN],Nm

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AbrahamLincoln 8 points ago +8 / -0

FILL THAT SEAT

No, Jerry, not like that!

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I_Am_John_Galt 7 points ago +7 / -0

I needed this one today. It's just too perfect. The libs are falling apart at the seams...literally.

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CanadianSpoon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good job cameraman! Show more of the waddle away! Bahahahaha 🤣🤣

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KekProphet 7 points ago +7 / -0

T O P K E K

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 6 points ago +6 / -0

Uberkek

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Redpill-notCommieRed 6 points ago +6 / -0

He should know to never trust a fart in front of the press

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defroach84 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good thing he wasn't wearing a mask so we could enjoy the look on his face in his moment of shame and silent horror.

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RussianBot1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thats the shit waddle of shame

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webthing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gross hog.

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Semisolid 5 points ago +5 / -0

This made my day so hard. I’m dying.

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pqsusan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Democrats are repulsive on every level: physically, mentally, morally. There is not a scintilla of beauty or goodness in anyone belonging to that party.

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seventysixdon 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't know, that depends. 😂

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lifeisahologram 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where's Billy Madison when you need him?

"Of course I shit my pants. Everyone my age shits their pants. It's the coolest!"

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xBigCoffinHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok pedes I went from the c-span CUNTS caller to this. I’ve pissed me’self. Gotta go change.

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defroach84 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait, what? Linky please.

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defroach84 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek! The deadpan delivery and inflection in his voice was perfect.

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PoorKidsJustAsBright 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're watching these swamp monsters break down in real-time.

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InsanityRules 3 points ago +3 / -0

Filltheseat

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NecturusMaculosus 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is very, very unwell...that's the Parkinson's shuffle

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Trumperette1 3 points ago +3 / -0

They all probably thought it was Nancy's breath.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never trust a fart Pedes. NEVER!

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StompTheLeft 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the democrat party.

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h203h 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hands up! Don't shit!

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BumpForTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

He definitely shat himself.

That, or he's a crossdresser in a thong and one of his naddlesses fell out, while the other remained pinned, causing them to pull apart like a wishbone causing pain relative to his gate, hence the baby stepping.

I am going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he shat himself.