I remember when I was about 6 I was with my dad at the driving range. I had to poops real bad, like Jerry Nadler bad. But I didn't wanna go in the public restroom and for some reason I didn't want to tell my dad. I made it about a minute from the house on the ride home and let it flow. I pulled a Nadler. He almost immediately looked at me with disgust and said "did you just go #2". I said yes and the shame was overruled by the freedom of empty bowels. I had pooped my pants.
He's a very unhealthy man, he can barely move unassisted anymore. Look at his lifetime of obesity! I'm sure the only reason he's still alive is all his ailments are crammed together and trying to get through the door at the same time and preventing each other from killing him.
He's only alive because the tax payers pay hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to keep him alive. He's probably taking at least 20 different pills a day that keep him from just keeling over.
Bullshit answer, he's not likely wearing a diaper and his underwear is on the edge of bursting. That's why he's got to hobble out, don't want that spilling over.
Holy SHIT!
He done pooped his pants.
Actually, I think it's worse than that--he Schiff-ed his pants.
He dookered his depends.
He released the chocolate hostages.
Dookied his Dockers
I remember when I was about 6 I was with my dad at the driving range. I had to poops real bad, like Jerry Nadler bad. But I didn't wanna go in the public restroom and for some reason I didn't want to tell my dad. I made it about a minute from the house on the ride home and let it flow. I pulled a Nadler. He almost immediately looked at me with disgust and said "did you just go #2". I said yes and the shame was overruled by the freedom of empty bowels. I had pooped my pants.
I’m sure Nadler feels the exact same way about today’s incident.
Epic writing
Epic
Agreed.
Either he crapped himself, or he's having a stroke. Or heart attack. Or ....
Nope, he crapped himself. That's the only explanation.
I mean look at him, old, out of shape, and built like a pen is the heaviest thing he picks up.
Dude is probably a whole bucket of health issues waiting to throw him in the ground
Why not both?
Cute latino girl: Why can’t it be both?
Good point!
So, did he shit himself because of the heart attack? Or did his heart attack cause him to shit himself?
It's like the fucking chicken and the egg... except with poo.
Found the pedo!
/s
Shart Attack for sure.
ooohhhh i shit myself
https://youtu.be/TroyG_2qrKI
He's a very unhealthy man, he can barely move unassisted anymore. Look at his lifetime of obesity! I'm sure the only reason he's still alive is all his ailments are crammed together and trying to get through the door at the same time and preventing each other from killing him.
I am a bad person for laughing at that
MeToo
I’m a bad person too. I’m still laughing
Ah, I believe that's called "Three Stooges Syndrome".
Laughs in Mr. Burns
He's only alive because the tax payers pay hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to keep him alive. He's probably taking at least 20 different pills a day that keep him from just keeling over.
Those platinum health care plan are impressive, you know, if you can afford one.
We cannot confirm or deny that Mr. Nadler was smuggling a brown dog at the back door.
A turtle poking its head out of its shell
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Liquid Turtle! 🐢
Good Morning, Sunday Morning
That's what it said on the way out.
When you’re slidin into first and you feel something burst....🎵🎶
Or you're climbin up the ladder and you feel somethin splatter... 🎵🎶
When something's running down your legs and it feels like scrambled eggs...🎵🎶
When you're standing with Pelosi and your butthole gets explosey...🎵🎶
Oh man I haven’t heard those in decades!
Me neither. Sometimes you guys just really get me cracking up. In my office. By myself. Like a crazy person.
Rounding second base with a grimace on your face.
When youre waddling in place and then here comes the you know thing.
Bidenrrhea
I mean dia
When your pant have diverse complexion, near the election...
He’s totally got a full diaper
Nads is waddlin' like a sick penguin. 🐧
Bullshit answer, he's not likely wearing a diaper and his underwear is on the edge of bursting. That's why he's got to hobble out, don't want that spilling over.
Would be okay if he were wearing "Oops, I Crapped My Pants"
throwback
The Retention Shuffle.
He's got the spills covered. That's why he wears his pants so high.
Top kek
The one single time where a mask was actually useful