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SpaceForceMilitia 50 points ago +50 / -0

And i have to SPREAD! , WIPE! With a tissue...

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rabdargab 31 points ago +31 / -0

and remember the shame always

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mortymbg13 22 points ago +22 / -0

Live on fuckinggg tvvvvveeeeeee

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Ishaye 5 points ago +5 / -0

psssh tissue, that fools gonna have to fold the box up and scrape that out.

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PosterIsDead 34 points ago +34 / -0

The camera zoomed out to rob him of what little dignity he had left.

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hansgruber7 13 points ago +13 / -0

I started laughing at the zoom out. Amazing.

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Hereogar 5 points ago +5 / -0

There ain't no election fraud! (says all the fraudsters)

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chahn1138 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bless that Cameraman!

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who wants to bet that if we were to find out who it was and keep track of them, they'd end up either fired or relegated to doing kids shows or something else mundane.

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jubyeonin 17 points ago +17 / -0

And I won't stand next to you,

Where the diaper starts to stank

'Cause there ain't no doubt

He sharted, man

God bless the USA!

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Tenspot20 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm pretty sure he was actively having a stroke or a dizzy spell or something, right, or did he legitimately shit himself?

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AnointedVisions 10 points ago +10 / -0

Video link?

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PosterIsDead -2 points ago +2 / -4

It's everywhere.

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AnointedVisions 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks, very helpful pede!

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PosterIsDead 6 points ago +6 / -0

The first post under the stickies on the hot page is titled "Jerry Nadler Shit Himself" there is video embedded

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AnointedVisions 6 points ago +6 / -0

A cooler pede linked it for me already, but thanks anyway

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PosterIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone here is cool. Even you.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about Anaconda?

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PosterIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oops missed the link above!

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +2 / -0

He made the same face that babies make when they shit themselves.

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PeytonManThing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, it’s so weird, the “the” screws up the rhythm AND no one talks that way

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superdeluxe 8 points ago +8 / -0

And I'll proudly stand up, next to you and mock him every day.

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billhound 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cause there aint no doubt he shit his pants....

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mortymbg13 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Who sharted on live tv" is a better sentence music flow, but hahahahahahahaha

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Dudemanfoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

He'd gladly SHUFFFLE!!!!

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Off the stage and away from the TV

cuz there ain't no doubt his pants are full

God bless the memes I'll see!!!

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PeytonManThing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Works better if you remove “the” from “the tv” doesn’t it?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

My band plays that song. I wonder if I can get our singer to sub in these lyrics at our next gig.

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Cavalier21x 4 points ago +4 / -0

God bless anon

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seventysixdon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jerry shattler

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JamesBlomey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Salute the Anon. Thumbs down for Jerry!Jerry!

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