I saw Amy Coney Barrett at church in South Bend yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued to my pew, and I heard her giggle as I walked off. When I stood up to say the Profession of Faith after the Homily, I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen unconsecrated hosts in her hands without waiting for the Eucharistic Prayer. The Priest was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Maam, we need to consecrate those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the altar. When he took all of the hosts and started consecrating them all at once, she stopped him and told him to consecrate each host individually “to prevent any demonic infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he blessed each host and put them in her hand and started to say the mystery of faith, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.