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DonnieRamesJio 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm just impressed he did that with a dildo up his butt

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, I mean, who among us hasn't had someone purchase a sex toy for strippers to ram up our ass at the strip club?

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pingpongdingdong 5 points ago +5 / -0

got waiver from dear dad to join the Navy at 43. Kicked out LESS THAN A MONTH later for cocaine. That is some DNC privilege.

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IlxTheGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Bought that commission without having to go thru the training. Eat that Plebiscites! Now kneel before the demands of Social Justice! (Er, Daddy..they're pointing guns this way!) In rides the Ghost of Andrew Jackson, "Out you Rapscallions before I show you my boot!"

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schiff_for_brains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hunter likes crack.

They called it cocaine to make his crime classier.

Change my mind.

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catbertz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I did one of those, and I've never been in the navy 🍺😁

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Trumper007 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL he needed 2 waivers from Biden to serve in the Navy reserve.

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Chick-fill-eh 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'd snort cocaine off Joe Biden for $3.5m

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ElegantVelociraptor 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think I vomited a little...

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Chick-fill-eh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never said it would be pleasant.

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Drgreygoose02 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me-never

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RolandDelacroix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually, it kinda sounds like Hunter had a hell of a time.

But all things must end

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Beaker999 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like my average weekend.