“You’re gonna get so tired of winning, and you’re gonna ask me, ‘PLEASE, please Mr. President. I can’t take all this winning.’ And I’m gonna say, ‘TOO BAD! We’re gonna keep on winning!” -VSGEOTUS
A white plate carrier with a red Crusader cross over grey utilities would be pretty sick actually. Not good for visibility obviously, but it'd look cool.
I would LOVE for those knights to come to the Renaissance Fair near Austin. Not dissing Ren Fairs but in this city they are absolutely packed with lefties and they will not shut up about them when they're coming up the following weekend.
The triggering would be off the charts...I expect people to grab torches and pitchforks and make it real!
In fairness, KekistanPM, everything near Austin is packed with Lefties. Sherwood just gives them a chance to do it while wearing tights, drinking over priced Bud Light, and pretending there is some nobility to their sad, vapid, self-absorbed lives.
Personally, I'd think they'd be happy this time - COVID is giving them an opportunity to LARP the Great Plague.
Yeah, just let me remind you that Old Henry suffered from hypertension and gout. Besides, turkey legs look too much like you're cannibalizing something from a Frenchman's tights. Shoot for the Scotch Egg, the old "Cholesterol Ball".
My only advice is to be careful of BLMers seeking the black holy grail, while carrying gas cans and coconuts.
MPATHG movie:
DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!
ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! ....If there's ever going to be any progress--
Later:
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you hear that, did you hear that, eh?.... That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?
Deus vult
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT
We can say it without getting banned by that gay cannibal spez!
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUST VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
It's starting to feel like a rally in here!
Kek
KEK VULT
I like to push the pram a lot.
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT
SHADILAY
GODSPEED
DEUS VULT ✝️
DEUS VULT
☦️ O THEOSIS TO THELEI.
DEUS VULT
No, no, no
DEUS FUCKING VULT
Ahem...
DEUS FUCKING VULT
I defer...
WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM
NUKE MECCA ON RAMADAN
✈️💣💥🕋🤯
The holey city
How have I never seen that before? Lol Tremendous.
How about this one
Dude, I'm fucking dead. That point while he's doing the leg press at 1:08 killed me.
I have never seen any of these before.
Edit: my time was completely off lol
Lol
I would surrender to flail doggo.
Flail kitty downvoted you.
Make Instanbul CONSTANTINOPLE again!!! 😇🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 👌🏻
Make Turkey Anatolia Again!!!
Make Iran a camel lot (parking)
Why not? Even old New York was once New Amsterdam.... Why they changed it I can't say..
It's always a good time for another crusade.
DEUS VULT
.win outdoes itself every day
We always strive for greatness and never settle on second-best!
If you're not first, you're last.
Don’t snort these lucky charms.
“You’re gonna get so tired of winning, and you’re gonna ask me, ‘PLEASE, please Mr. President. I can’t take all this winning.’ And I’m gonna say, ‘TOO BAD! We’re gonna keep on winning!” -VSGEOTUS
🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
Make Crusades Great Again
Trumps Templars
Trumplars!
Trumpular
A white plate carrier with a red Crusader cross over grey utilities would be pretty sick actually. Not good for visibility obviously, but it'd look cool.
You also look like an insurgent masquerading as a peaceful medic.
Fucking A. Righteous
I would LOVE for those knights to come to the Renaissance Fair near Austin. Not dissing Ren Fairs but in this city they are absolutely packed with lefties and they will not shut up about them when they're coming up the following weekend.
The triggering would be off the charts...I expect people to grab torches and pitchforks and make it real!
In fairness, KekistanPM, everything near Austin is packed with Lefties. Sherwood just gives them a chance to do it while wearing tights, drinking over priced Bud Light, and pretending there is some nobility to their sad, vapid, self-absorbed lives. Personally, I'd think they'd be happy this time - COVID is giving them an opportunity to LARP the Great Plague.
I'm not gonna lie...Ren Fairs have fantastic turkey legs! I feel like Henry VIII with those things
Yeah, just let me remind you that Old Henry suffered from hypertension and gout. Besides, turkey legs look too much like you're cannibalizing something from a Frenchman's tights. Shoot for the Scotch Egg, the old "Cholesterol Ball".
If they were jacked up on Red pills and Super male vitality, they probably wouldn't be ren fair nerds in the first place.
What would happen if people dressed up in kkk outfits with BLM written and preaching BLM collided with BLM?
They ought to have flagellates for a medieval covid experience.
I hear when antimatter and matter meet it all poofs out of existence
Ave Maria, Gracia Plena, Dominus Tecum!
Deus vult
Might not have to. The left keeps making new Trump supporters daily.
We are the pedes, resistance is useless.
It’s a shame the current Pope is a raging globohomo
Cardinal Sarah for Pope!
I would love this.
Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam
As long as it gets rid of Omar. And Tlaib. And Barack.
D E U S V U L T
E
U
S
V
U
L
T
Looks like THIS is the holy land.
No one expects the Deus Vult!
The knights who say REEEEEEE
In this picture I see 3 terms
4 terms. Pence/Trump 2024
Okay, the next trump flag I see better be ironed!
Jimmie's yard, West of the stump, is ours by divine right, and we swear it shall be ours once again
Crusaders for trump
We are the Knights who say Ni, and the damned Left burned our shrubbery!
I was thinking, "on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place."
this sir is an excellent meme please sir may I have some more
My only advice is to be careful of BLMers seeking the black holy grail, while carrying gas cans and coconuts.
MPATHG movie:
DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!
ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! ....If there's ever going to be any progress--
Later:
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you hear that, did you hear that, eh?.... That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?
"A spanking! A spanking!"
41 days.
D E U S V U L T
While we breathe, we shall defend.
Time for another crusade... Deus Vult
Someone bring these brave knights.... a shrubbery!
Time to Praise the Sun?
If only I could be so grossly incandescent
\[T]/
Brave Sir Biden ran away
Bravely ran away, away
Bravely is he hiden in that basement biden his time away
That would be hilarious if that's all it took, real medieval armor vs foam.
Hell, equip everyone with backpack blowers to overcome their umbrella walls, too!
They probably don't clean that roof very often.
TRUMP VULT
Meanwhile, all Biden has are the Knights Who Say "Ni!"
His knights say "RRRREEEEEEE!"
Nice. Take my uptoot, Pede.
I have a little more hope now after seeing this thread. Just wanted to get that off of my chest. Maybe it really is true:
WWG1WGA
A guy can dream.
“Remember Red, HOPE, is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.”
Muchas gracias pedes 🐸
DEUS VILT
Nobody suspects the Trumpish inquisition!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mobtxEJHhY4
THIS IS THE SONG WE SHALL MARCH TO, DEUS VULT
Or this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a0thYvYCNE
It ain't Mueller Time, I can say that much.
He's not doing much better than Biden at this point.
That's not in his purview. Gitmo needs to become their purview.
Its time! Dues Vult!
ITS TIME. ITS TIME. ITS VADER TIME!
I’ll get the swords. I’ve got an entire u-haul full of them around here somewhere.
Sharpen the swords bois.
DEUS VULT