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ElvenGhostAgent 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hope we can dox whoever hit that offer upside the head. The charge of assaulting a police officer will be waiting for him/her/xir.

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INSSABOFA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Attempted murder charges should apply

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Chick-fill-eh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Attempted murder is the most BS charge. Why do you get a lighter penalty because your plan failed?

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revenge-of-the-ELK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Helicopter ride

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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Bulldozer [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0
  • murder
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PartandParcel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mostly peaceful softball game in Seattle

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richmomz 1 point ago +1 / -0

*T-ball

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Wypepo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idk about you guys but I'm becoming pretty radical.

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boomerpro17 1 point ago +1 / -0

gee the cops over in Portland are seriously cucked