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SellTheSun 111 points ago +114 / -3

I still won't believe the debates are happening until Joe opens his mouth during the first debate and says words.

Up until one second before that, even with him and Trump both on a debate stage, I won't believe they're taking place and will assume something will abruptly happen to get it canceled.

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ComeysPrisonWallet 79 points ago +80 / -1

All President Trump would need to do is respond to Joe's blathering by saying "I don't think anyone understood a word you said. Do you feel OK?"... and I suspect Joe will come undone... even if he prepares for it.

That said, we have no idea what medical science these people have. During 2016, Hillary couldn't even walk without falling down or speak without coughing up green lumps of shit... but they seemed to dose her up real good for the debates. Perhaps Joe will get all of his blood replaced with blood from 12 year old children?

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tombombadil 18 points ago +18 / -0

Joe has his sentient moments that don’t get posted on here because they aren’t entertaining. But here is what people don’t realize: NONE of his lucid moments occur after 5pm. In fact, I don’t know when the last time we saw him at night was. The DNC debates where he barely spoke?

This is very common for people with dementia. They will be pretty much normal in the morning, then completely gone in the evening and at night. It’s very telling that his handlers are never allowing him to make appearances at night.

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gr8tGatsby 12 points ago +12 / -0

President Trump needs to bring up Hunter Biden as much as he can. Biden loses his shit anytime someone brings it up. It will rattle him even more than he already is.