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StOrM tHeiR HoMeS, the land manatee says... (media.patriots.win) 🐂 Bullshit 💩
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MuadDon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Agreed. 4/20 is the most embarrassing “holiday” ever.

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Wheredidiputit 8 points ago +9 / -1

because that's all she's got. look at me I'm an easy party girl! I'm sure she's a coal burner too and is signaling for them.

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bidensmissingbrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Eh idk. There's plenty of people on SM that list drinking beer as a "hobby" which is just as trashy. Weed is just the thing all the has-beens and never-weres think will make them cool and edgy.

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powershellder 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it’s a little different. Some people just enjoy the taste of different craft beers, and you can have one or two without getting drunk.

People don’t really smoke “just a little weed” without getting high.

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when_we_win_remember 0 points ago +1 / -1

People don’t really smoke “just a little weed” without getting high.

That's not true at all. Tolerance works the same way with each. If you smoke a little bit each day you aren't gonna get sloshed any more than a guy who drinks daily will get drunk off two glasses of wine at dinner.

Sauce: (Sober) Alcoholic and drug addict (well weed smoker anyways)

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powershellder 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, they may not be blasted, but they still do it to feel the effects, right?

It’s not like that old joke, “I hate cocaine, but I love the way it smells.”

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when_we_win_remember 0 points ago +1 / -1

With the marijuana, it depends on how long you've been doing it. There are definitely people who can smoke a little bit and feel nothing. Whther you could like hook them up to a meter and tell, I dunno. Alcohol has more science behind it. You can prove that someone that has had 2 beers is impaired, but only for a brief period of time.

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Crisis83 4 points ago +4 / -0

No-knock raid incoming.

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Crisis83 2 points ago +2 / -0

I should have specified I meant the Karen :)

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Nfish20 16 points ago +16 / -0

The only thing she storms is the toilet.

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Rainman 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was thinking she storms the buffet line first and THEN the toilet

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Peashout 4 points ago +4 / -0

No more buffets now with covid.

She probably has a constant stream of door dash uber eats skip the napkins arriving at her house.

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MAGADiver 12 points ago +12 / -0

“Land manatee” wins the internet today

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UnwaveringDefiance 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh you have so much more to learn, my friend.

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MAGADiver 3 points ago +3 / -0

I sure hope so. If I know it all, then we’re in more trouble than I had ever imagined.

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UnwaveringDefiance 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some of my favorites include hamplanet, mini moons, and butter golems.

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MAGADiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will you be my sensei?

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thehacker4channel 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fatass stoner.

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Plebbitimmigrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

A fat ass pot head if that description is anything to go by.

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KyrosQF 5 points ago +5 / -0

Karen is ticked off she has to change her name to avoid the obvious correlation. Add her to the Karen Battalion with Linda.

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Redditcanblowme 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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americaeffyeah 3 points ago +3 / -0

"...and bring their donuts to me when you're done!!"

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Didyouassumemygerder 3 points ago +3 / -0

No snack foods, no peace

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KarpLykov 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keren with an E-ating disorder

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Meatbank84 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing but fucking criminals and dregs of society

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 3 points ago +3 / -0

"That's no moon. It's a space station."

-- Ham Salad

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Oback_Barama 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet she gets winded on the way to the fridge

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BasteSpuds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Karen with a diabetE

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xBigCoffinHunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

She’s the battering ram

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UnwaveringDefiance 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ham planet can’t storm anything besides her own fridge.

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Modus_Pwninz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bitch knows how to storm a buffet, that's for sure.

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themaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weed and a plethora of snacks, no doubt.

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Wheredidiputit 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the fuck is with the ---##### #####--- eye brows. That shit is retarded.

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that_sound 1 point ago +1 / -0

with an E?

Karene?

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Slamdance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow, this moon-faced retard wants to reverse Breonna Taylor herself.

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Brulee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Storm the refrigerator ho

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Womp_womp 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's got dibs on the refrigerator and the pantry

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Michael032817 1 point ago +1 / -0

If it was an all you can eat Buffet she’d already have stormed the walls. Too bad they are all closed for COVId.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 1 point ago +1 / -0

I knew Snooty and you Sir are no Snooty.

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

She must get really bad cases of the munchies.

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RavensDen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did she glue a pair of spider legs to her brow?

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when_we_win_remember 0 points ago +1 / -1

I was gonna smash the fash, but then I got high

Mmm hmmm

Gonna get off, my fat ass, but then I got high

La dee dah dah dah dah dah dee dah

The white man marches on, and I know why

Hey hey

Cuz I got high Cuz I got high Cuz I got hiiiiigggh