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Bedminster 70 points ago +71 / -1

Guessing by tomorrow maybe today the "Biden was exposed to chink flu" narrative will be out.

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nozonozo 30 points ago +30 / -0

Maybe, but maybe he just ran out of depends.

New box = Tomorrow Full Schedule?

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AbrahamLincoln 35 points ago +35 / -0

They had to divert an emergency shipment to Nadler.

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DrBJTester 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's a very shitty comment and I like it.

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Destineed369 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bunch of shit posters here

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xBigCoffinHunter 17 points ago +18 / -1

Yep, debates aren’t happening.

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nozonozo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Not a chance Kami picks the Hildabeast as VP.

Harris would be dead within 2 weeks.

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DrBJTester 10 points ago +10 / -0

Two weeks is ridiculous, two days is much more likely.

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DrBJTester 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is how Killary gets things done, she would buy Heels Up Harris a boat load of life insurance and name herself as the beneficiary.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'd wait exactly two years thinking they'd get a 10 year reign.

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

skips debate and dies in basement

FTFY

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have tomorrow in the office pool. The boss thinks they will announce it on Monday, but I got 50 Trumparoos that says its tomorrow.

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RedTruck88 58 points ago +58 / -0

If Trump did this, it'd be the biggest story of the week and would receive wall to wall coverage. The MSM is disgusting

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IAbsolutelyDare 59 points ago +59 / -0

Trump should call a fake lid, let the media go berserk, then show up for an impromptu rally that afternoon.

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RedTruck88 23 points ago +23 / -0

Fucking genius

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DrBJTester 17 points ago +17 / -0

That's the undervalued comment of the day and it's not even noon!

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unspecified_user 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's one of the top replies. Fantastic idea

Michael Lee @m_edward_lee

Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

Trump should call a lid, get the press to hyperventilate, then say, nah, I’m fine

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LugNuts 22 points ago +22 / -0

Trump just tweeted about it to make sure everyone knows. He bypasses the MSM and I love it.

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RedTruck88 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hopefully he misspelled something so the morons spread it far and wide. They fall for it every time

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supersecretaccount82 14 points ago +14 / -0

Trump can't even walk in front of a hospital without them melting down about him secretly being deathly ill and incapable of running the country

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that_sound 10 points ago +11 / -1

Damn straight. Remember this?: "Oh my GOD! Trump had to go down in the bunker! Can you believe it?"

For a couple minutes.

Where he can still act as president.

But Biden not being able to function in any capacity is fine.

Enemy of the People.

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tombombadil 8 points ago +8 / -0

He left a press conference yesterday when he was done speaking and it was a breaking news story.

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DrBJTester 5 points ago +5 / -0

That had me laughing it was complete idiocy.

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upvote 43 points ago +43 / -0

What happened yesterday? The Hunter Biden report was released yesterday. Seems likely that he did not want to face questions about his and his son's corruption.

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PatPede1 17 points ago +21 / -4

He got a question....and he lost it. Went full "Orange Man Bad." He's toast. His handlers pulled him out. https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=919580391743981

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tombombadil 19 points ago +19 / -0

That question was almost a full year ago when we knew less than half of what we know now. The MSM gave up asking him legit questions in late February when they all decided that he was going to be the nominee.

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PatPede1 9 points ago +10 / -1

Mea Culpa....he seemed oddly far more cogent and spirited...I chalked it up to Adrenochrome!! I should read the timestamps! I saw it for the first time yesterday.

Yeah, it has only gotten worse for him on all levels since then. Fingers crossed!

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18-to-life 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s amazing much more coherent Biden was just a few months ago. Edit: and he still couldn’t answer the hard question

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Bubba_Smollett 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes. And...what happened last night that he might not want to field questions about? He's just waiting til RBG can be the topic of the day.

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SharkTeamTrump 22 points ago +22 / -0

Alzheimer's

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JohnMcCainsTumors 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yup. The announcement will come soon.

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Checkout 15 points ago +15 / -0

If Trump did this the press would say he had ten mini stokes and a heart attack.

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DrBJTester 1 point ago +3 / -2

Because President Pence is just what the LeftWingNuts want to see. I just hit myself in the KEK.

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fdagasfd 4 points ago +4 / -0

They don't think that far ahead, there is no step beyond "GET DRUMPF!!!"

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DrBJTester 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK they would get Penced.

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_-Th0r-_ 13 points ago +13 / -0

Literally time is the most valuable resource on a campaign. They strive daily to rack up wins.

Cancelling all attempts at winning today. Stay tuned to see if they will try to win again tomorrow.

Feeling cute, idk... might cancel tomorrow too.

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fdagasfd 7 points ago +7 / -0

This might sound crazy but a lot of what Biden is doing in his campaign kind of reminds me of Dubya.

I was thinking about those compilation clips of Dubya speaking clearly as Governor of Texas and then bumbling as President, and then speaking clearly again from his ranch after retirement.

The popular narrative being that he was acting slow or putting on an act to some degree so as to limit exposure to a hostile press over numerous issues.

With Biden right now, let's face it, there's a whole lot of shit he really can't talk about. The riots are destroying him in the polls, but if he denounces them or doesn't outright support them his base will eat him alive. His entire party is bowing to communism which is wildly unpopular with the majority of Americans and even corporate media is bending over backwards to try to hide BLM's openly stated and empirically recorded Marxist ideals.

On the other hand nobody this old has ever run for president before so he could easily just be senile, but I have to wonder...

/tinfoil

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Erikabodereka 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe would have to let go of decades of hubris, arrogance and control to play a demented old fool. I don't think he has that in him. I don't think it's an act.

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fdagasfd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent point.

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Chick-fill-eh 12 points ago +12 / -0

Rest? That's what methamphetamines are for.

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DrBJTester 9 points ago +9 / -0

But as you get more addled the recovery time between doses becomes longer and longer.

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Chick-fill-eh 7 points ago +8 / -1

Huh, like he might end up having to call a lid early some days?

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DrBJTester 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's my thinking. There maybe days when the meds aren't very effective.

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JoeandHunterBiden 9 points ago +9 / -0

Clearly by questioning anything about my campaign, he is simplely showing just how vile of a racist he really is. Oh, by the way,, I have never-ever-never heard of Hunter Biden. Never. Don't know him, don't want to know him, ain't ever gonna' get to know him and it's racist to ever ask me anything about him. GOT IT?

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Vir4030 8 points ago +8 / -0

He'll have a lid on him from now until the first debate. They need the time to train him on what he's going to say.

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fdagasfd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd kind of like to see their Trump stand-in for debate prep. You just know it's hilarious. "I HATE ALL PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WHITE!! MUAHAHAHA!" "Now, wait just a darn minute!" etc.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Chances are one or even all of the debates are going to happen on a Joe "off" day. It's going to be a disaster for the Dems trying to cover it up

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CleanYourRoom 7 points ago +7 / -0

this has happened like 4 times this week

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Pede3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Business as usual for Slow Joe

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Praise_the_Load 6 points ago +6 / -0

Last time I got a "lid" it was half full of seeds!

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Gmama2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dementia patients have good days and off days.

That is it.

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davisyoung 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anybody who has cared for a loved one with Alzheimer’s or dementia know that they have their good days and they have their bad days and you don’t know which one it’s going to be until that day.

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hivekicker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Be honest, how many of you read this and imagined Scott Adams's voice?

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's having an episode.

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I_no_asshoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

WhyA.M.Lid

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Destineed369 3 points ago +3 / -0

So he’s sick and can’t do the debates. We get it.

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DrainWashington 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scott blocked me because he's hyper sensitive. Used to simultaneous sip every morning. I don't get it.

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Sunnybats2 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

He blocked the periscope account on my iPad because I told him in all caps he was WRONG to claim natural Jamaican Kamala is eligible

But I can still watch him from my 4yourfreedom twatter