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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 220 points ago +223 / -3

Trump should still show up. Or go onto the JRE if they won't do it without Sleepy Joe.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 103 points ago +103 / -0

rubs nipples

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GodEmporerTrump 58 points ago +58 / -0

Rubs crotch

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hemi 53 points ago +53 / -0

Man this place cracks me up!

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1st_Covfefe 42 points ago +42 / -0

Rubs funny bone

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ObamasLooseButthole 21 points ago +21 / -0

Calm down there, Hunter!

Spez: I should read usernames more often.

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JoePCool14 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sniffs young girl's hair

Wait no, I'm not Joe Biden, that would be disgusting.

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Kek_Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Send him a petite sex doll and a bottle of perfume. We'd never see him again.

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goodatlife123 2 points ago +2 / -0

sigh

Unzips

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nero2003 1 point ago +1 / -0

fingers belly button

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TrumpsWall 16 points ago +16 / -0

LOW ENERGY JEB!

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quigonkenny 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wrong Democrat...

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DickTick 4 points ago +4 / -0

Zing!

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DickTick 15 points ago +15 / -0

That made me spit out my covfefe... Thanks

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masshole3 10 points ago +10 / -0

Andrew Cuomo just entered the chat.

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AcAirman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rubs Hunter's crack whores nipples.

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operator1214 14 points ago +14 / -0

Have him hold a debate with a cardboard cut-out of Joe at one of his rallies??? Thank Clint Eastwood for giving him the idea?

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nethyek 7 points ago +7 / -0

It already will be

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 55 points ago +55 / -0

put a cardboard cutout of Joe. It would do a better job also

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starboard 30 points ago +30 / -0

And a teleprompter

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MAGAPEDE_2A 16 points ago +16 / -0

Bring Kayne!

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spezisacuckold 8 points ago +8 / -0

The one where Joe's sniffing little kids behind their backs.

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quigonkenny 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just hire some cute young female intern and have her stand there with a cardboard Biden creeping over her shoulders...

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MAGAPlenty 20 points ago +20 / -0

Maybe Clint Eastwood was onto something after all

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Block_Helen 7 points ago +8 / -1

Is he still vocally NeverTrump? I remember the Bloomberg comments. Very much doubt he votes anyone but Trump but he shouldn't be such a pussy about saying so.

I think he just wants to make it easier for his son in Hollywood.

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Block_Helen 4 points ago +5 / -1

I remember the 2012 RNC well. We started an Empty Chair Day soon afterwards and everyone put empty chairs in their front yards. Boomer memery. :) (I am not a boomer but a lot of those folks were)

I still think Clint will pull the lever for Trump, no matter what he says in public.

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misterLahey 2 points ago +2 / -0

He still is. Which is really weird if you consider his "Richard Jewell" masterpiece.

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MAGAPlenty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow never heard of that. That’s not fun at all... that’s a shame...

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HistoryInvestigator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Clint Eastwood has entered the chat.

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Modus_Pwninz 47 points ago +47 / -0

Joe's Spotify masters will not allow a Trump podcast. Their employees would walk out and claim Spotify is amplifying white nationalist views and the MSM would nod their heads and say "Mmm, yes. Quite."

People still on the delusion-train that JRE isn't controlled by a media tycoon now are, well...delusional. $100M and they get no say? YEAH OKAY LOL

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making_upvotes 22 points ago +22 / -0

If I was the head of any tech company. I would start firing anyone who speaks this crazy nonsense. I would find ways to cull them out of my business. It's a bad image.

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Modus_Pwninz 15 points ago +15 / -0

It'd be very easy to fire them all for creating a hostile work environment, or for just being a racist dick...But they don't, because they love their little communists and they're afraid of what the twittersphere will do to their precious image.

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IAbsolutelyDare 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's a mystery to me why no one has cottoned on to the fact that "Get woke, go broke" is a bad business model, and also that no one has taken the opposite approach of gathering up all the cancelled talent at a discount and mobilizing them to get mega rich.

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HanAssholeSolo 3 points ago +4 / -1

Why don’t you do it?

That’s why.

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IAbsolutelyDare 1 point ago +2 / -1

How do you know I'm not? 😎👌

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Imransgarage 4 points ago +4 / -0

People that work there are woke AF.

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hemi 14 points ago +14 / -0

Spotify is a Swedish company. Totally cucked.

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Drewski1138 11 points ago +18 / -7

Yes, Sweden, the single western country that didn’t cuck out and completely shut down during the pandemic, the country that is completely open. Swedes can go to the movies. Can you? They ain’t perfect, but as a country they displayed incredible smarts and courage this year. Also in 2013 they told Bernie to stop using them as an example of “democratic socialism.”

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hemi 17 points ago +17 / -0

You make a good point can't disagree with you on that with the kung flu handling. However, what I mean by cucked is all the imported migrants. The no go zones. The riots because someone burned a Koran. Plus Spotify is in tech industry which is generally cucked anyway.

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ObamasLooseButthole 16 points ago +16 / -0

Allow me to direst you both to an earlier comment I made describing the likely reason Sweden didn’t cuck on the lockdown. It’s because they are actually super mega cucked.

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Webasdias 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cuck-ception.

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Drewski1138 2 points ago +3 / -1

True, all valid points, but this year shows that there are still some good people over there, and maybe, just maybe, the pendulum will swing the other way not just here, but over there too. Gotta have hope and not completely write places off.

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hemi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agree, but when I see stuff like this... makes you wonder:

https://thedonald.win/p/HXtKzg1M/europe-is-a-preview-of-socialism/c/

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BeijingBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have hope today because when I drive around my very leftist city I see absolutely Zero biden/kuala posters and signs. Much different than what I saw 4 yrs ago

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streakybacon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, but they lucked out a bit. Their response to anything except anti-globalism (including hoards of raping migrants) is "don't worry it will be fine and there is no problem" and a broken clock is right twice a day or yada yada

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Deaduponaviral 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ahahahaha. They didn’t shut down because their imported dune coons would have chimped out. Smarts and courage my ass.

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Freedom4545 1 point ago +1 / -0

there are cuck masters TOTALLY.

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Block_Helen 12 points ago +12 / -0

Rogan was so dumb to take that deal IMO. Yes he got paid but his credibility (such as it was) is shot. Everything I respected about him (and I don't count myself much of a fan, but my husband is, so I've watched a lot of Rogan) got wiped out when he put on the Spotify yoke.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 8 points ago +9 / -1

If I was Joe.. I hold all the cards. Fuck you spotify. I'm rich without you. You do it my way or I go back to YouTube.

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Modus_Pwninz 8 points ago +9 / -1

Contract. Even if he said "I'll give you $101M back, but I'm leaving." he can't. Lawyer's descend. They own the JRE now.

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MAGAPlenty 8 points ago +8 / -0

Start the Joe Rogan Adventure Podcast

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ObamasLooseButthole 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can we get rid of Jamie for that one?

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Block_Helen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes but he won't. And YouTube isn't gonna let him be independent either.

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bobobob 2 points ago +3 / -1

This should be a no-brainer business move. Allow Joe to conduct the interview/debate and restrict the podcast to their podcast app. The whole point of the JRE deal was to push customers onto their app. Everyone would download their dumb app to listen to the interview/debate.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 30 points ago +31 / -1

Jesus Christ guys, get it through your heads, Joe Rogan is a traitorous piece of shit.

You think he doesn't have enough money to hire a lawyer that could draft and agreement that would make it impossible for Spotify to censor him? It wasn't a mistake. He took a big payout to go away and stop being a thorn in the establishment's side. And he did it before the Spotify deal as well.

Think back to when he had Jack Dorsey on his show. Jack came on without his lawyer when it was just him and Joe, almost as if he knew that Joe was going to let him spout his bullshit uncritically. Then when there was backlash and he brought a high school dropout skateboarder on to challenge Dorsey, suddenly he needed a high powered lawyer to appear with him.

You think NYT journalists and Bernie Sanders would go on his podcast if it wasn't controlled? Do they make appearances on any other independent media? No, no they do not. They never would, because it could only harm them.

All of this shit was planned. Joe Rogan is willingly killing his show to help the establishment. Either he's always been a traitor and an asset of the deep state media apparatus, or he sold out, doesn't matter which one.

Joe Rogan is not your friend. Please fucking learn this. He's not just some simple meathead who tries to be middle of the road. He's a manipulative snake. There is a 200% chance that an appearance would be a complete setup, and that they would use this as a massive opportunity to hurt the president before the election.

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Imransgarage 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just follow the money. His audience is 80% leftist. He’s a comedian.

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horsefacestorm 8 points ago +8 / -0

I keep hearing people say he is a comedian. I don't listen to him often, but I never saw him as funny in any way.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

His stand up is good. Not Dave Chappelle, but still good

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that_sound 6 points ago +6 / -0

I read this in Joe Rogan's voice.

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sackofwisdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for saying this. I've enjoyed a lot of his content, but you make some great points.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

WTF is the fascination with Joe Rogan?

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know, right?

Also this pool guy... read about him 3 times a day here. Who the fuck is he? Why do we care?

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Block_Helen 7 points ago +8 / -1

He can easily do it. But he can't trust Rogan. If he did it it would be the greatest show on earth and the next day some Rogan gofer will tell the media that Trump tried to rape her in the green room (or whatever passes for it in that tiny studio that looks like it's in a trailer).

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J_Dubya_C 4 points ago +5 / -1

Just have someone from Trump's admin (who he trusts) film the entire thing. From stepping off the plane, to getting back on AF1 and heading back to the White House. If anyone makes something up, release that portion of footage to the public. Problem solved.

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would help, but they'd figure out something.

Anyway Rogan will never do it. It'd be as much as his life is worth.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well yeah, I trust Rogan more than Wallace or the MSM. But that's a low bar since they are evil.

I agree Trump would have no problem dealing with Rogan. Not a concern.

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

I initially responded to the commenter upthread that said that a Trump interview might involve a setup of some sort. Not necessarily in the interview. Scroll up, you'll see what I mean.

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Wheredidiputit 52 points ago +52 / -0

Announcement will be tomorrow. Biden has covid, can't debate. I've been saying it since last week. Needs 6 days or so to incubate. Caught it last week at some event or something. Started to express symptoms on Tuesday (obvious coughing). I originally thought it'd be earlier in the week but they announced RGB on a Friday for the news cycle. They'll do the same here.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 7 points ago +7 / -0

And he was never around more than 4 or 5 people. Even at his rallies.

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ADAM_SCHITT 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek

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Wheredidiputit 10 points ago +10 / -0

it's not about Joe and never has been. Once they knew that they were in no position to win the presidency (and I'd say that was sometime last year), they focused on rigging the system to get in more senators and congressmen. The push will be for down ballot. If they can pack the house and senate then Trump is neutered at best, impeached at worst.

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Block_Helen 8 points ago +8 / -0

I bet on a Sunday afternoon announcement. Some friends of mine started a little pool. :)

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Yaztaz 3 points ago +3 / -0

He gave it to RBG, while doing.... The thing

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Tinazoebelle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hi Pedes,

Im just about to buy this domain or similar following some counsel from my High energy pedes

Whereisbidenhiden.com

I plan to update the website in real time with bidens daily movements and compare his schedule to trumps high energy trump train no brakes schedule.

It would be a simple and basic HTML page like this post below if he spends 12 hours in the basements thats where we will report him to have been and all his movements that day.

https://thedonald.win/p/HXtNGkF9/campaign-travel-schedules--sep-2/c/

can anyone think of a better URL ??? - hidenbiden is taken

does anyone want to help with this ??

Thanks

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Gmama2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Actually he needs a nap.

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Pede3 13 points ago +13 / -0

What's Biden going to do if he is elected and an emergency phone call is received at 3 am (or noon)? Call a lid?!

Who will answer the call?

Trump could remake the 2016 commercial on this subject with Sleepy Joe. 100% less energy than Hillary.

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bck- 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden is just Harris’ placeholder.

Biden will kick the bucket a month into his term, guaranteed.

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thebest2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDWeFtQP2_4 trump already posted about how the debate going to look anyways.... here is the link

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BestTimeToBAlive 10 points ago +10 / -0

I still think Biden will show & will be drugged up enough to be coherent (sort of) and will get rave reviews form the presstitutes:

“Biden soars above expectations in debate”

But the American ppl will see what a fucking sham he is.

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anthemstander 63 points ago +63 / -0

They did this with Hillary. At one point, Trump mentions that she hasn't been out campaigning, and she snarks that she's being doing debate prep. But in her case, I believe it. Not so much with Joe.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 35 points ago +37 / -2

In Hillary's case, they were spending all that time perfecting her ability to cheat in the debates.

She could've just studied like everyone else but no, had to have a 'special' podium built with a teleprompter in it.

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juulmasterflex 8 points ago +8 / -0

Source? First I'm hearing of it

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The_Litehaus_Abides 9 points ago +13 / -4

I'll see if I can go dig up the video. I should've come prepared, sorry.

edit: here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sk--1V61XE

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HuggableBear 11 points ago +13 / -2

I've seen this posted a hundred times, it's not a teleprompter, it's not a light, it's a freaking reflection from the overhead stage lights on a polished wood surface. This is the exact same debate where people claim she had an earpiece.

Why would she have a teleprompter when she has an earpiece?

Sometimes conspiracy theories are actually bullshit.

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hospitalier 4 points ago +4 / -0

People said hilary was sick, collapsing, etc. It's true, and no suprise from a woman of her age trying to run a US presidential campaign. you can see the videos of her being unwell. But I don't believe for a second she had dementia, and i don't think she was a terrible debater. she prepped pretty well but you can't stump the trump. "People with that temperment" was a great line written by scriptwriters. To bad Trump dunked her with "cuz you'd be in jail".

It's not even a fair comparison. Hillary was a neocon swine, focused on power and money and doubtful she would do anything really on the democrat front, mostly on the big gubberment helping her and her evil cronies out.

Biden literally has no clue what he's doing and the entire democrat party has been co-opted by open marxists.

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Kornstalx 2 points ago +4 / -2

That is 100% a high-wattage stage light turning off, just as you say.

Anyone that says otherwise is a fucking idiot.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 7 points ago +8 / -1

You're a fucking idiot. What the hell was that box Hillary's people dug out from underneath her 'special' podium? Trump didn't have that either.

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CarpenterRichard 1 point ago +4 / -3

You're wrong.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 8 points ago +9 / -1

Candidate Trump did not have one in his podium. Furthermore, there are videos of Clinton's people getting in underneath that podium after the debate and digging out a metal box of some kind.

You have to research these things because Snopes lies.

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cortosis_turkey 42 points ago +42 / -0

"debate prep" = testing exactly the right dose for his meds so he's lucid

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Pede3 22 points ago +22 / -0

You'd think they would have the right combo by now. They've had plenty of time...deterioration must be faster than expected.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 11 points ago +11 / -0

There is no right combo with the types of drugs they've got him on. It's a balancing act, and the tipping point changes every day. If he slept well one night, the dose from the previous day when he didn't might make him hyper and irritable. That doesn't even get into tolerance stacking, cumulative use side effects, and the quagmire of issues that can be caused by multiple drugs.

If they can keep him upright and nominally functional for 8 hours a day, that's probably cause for celebration.

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spezisacuckold 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've been wondering if Biden's drug cocktail makes his lows even lower. It's extremely common to get tolerant and addicted to those kinds of drugs.

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Imransgarage 11 points ago +11 / -0

Got more drugs than the Russian from Rocky IV.

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6star_Gen_Washington 6 points ago +7 / -1

If he dies, he dies.

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South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +6 / -1

And the right frequency to use for the earpiece

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kag-2020- 30 points ago +30 / -0

Meanwhile the President says he doesn't need to do any prep because his entire life was a preparation.

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NYRepublican72 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yup. He can answer any question asked by these cuck reporters at any time as hostilely as they will be asked by Democrat Chris Wallace.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 13 points ago +13 / -0

More like they have to get Joe’s special “undetectable” ear piece fitted and debugged before the debate. Hell, they’re probably actually working on an implant for him - completely inside the ear.

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Jkjake 5 points ago +5 / -0

Neuro link

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UpTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

If he has an earpiece, he's not gonna do a good job keeping up with the questions

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hopefully some pede has an RF broadcast device that can send out high pitched squeals.

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DeathBattleFan123 118 points ago +118 / -0

Tomorrow: "Biden is feeling under the weather"

Next Day: "Biden has covid, pray for him!"

Next Day: "Biden can't debate! He's in the ICU!"

Next Day: "Biden has died!"

Next Day: "Trump colluded with covid to kill Biden! Impeach!"

Next Day: "...and so it is with a heavy heart that I, Hillary Clinton, step in and take Biden's place as your presidential nominee."

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mbarnar 17 points ago +18 / -1

Nah they'll do a Harris/Clinton ticket

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Shallers 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's just a Clinton ticket with extra steps!

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MaxineWaters4Prez 7 points ago +7 / -0

I didn't even know Harris was suicidal.

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mbarnar 3 points ago +3 / -0

That wouldn't be the end result. But replacing Biden with anyone besides Harris is impossible at this point. If they put HRC at the top of the ticket Bernie bros would run away.

HRC would sit in the VP seat and then house of cards her way to the oval. That would be the plan at least

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nor if the Dems false flag him.

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mrspaulrevere 17 points ago +17 / -0

Biden will lie in state in the Capitol, then his body will be transported to Scranton, Joe was the Scanton kid, then it will go to Wilmington DE, and finally to Arlington. There will be four funerals and a memorial. The whole month of October will be non-stop Biden with Hillary giving eulogies/campaign speeches. The tears of Dr. Jill will be epic. Hunter will fall on the gold coffin...how can you be so heartless as to not honor Joe's dying wish for Hillary and Ho to be Pres./VP?

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 7 points ago +7 / -0

[distant sounds of H.A. Goodman creaming his pants intensify]

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IAbsolutelyDare 4 points ago +4 / -0

He will have made the biggest political call of all time.

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JoeSnifDaKidz 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m so ready for 2016 v2 I just can’t find a 2 ton tub of popcorn anywhere

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supermagafragilistic 3 points ago +3 / -0

What would happen to the numbskulls who've already cast ballots for him? You don't get to vote twice am I right?

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 111 points ago +112 / -1

MY PRESIDENT HAS DRAGON ENERGY

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AlphaNathan 24 points ago +24 / -0

^^^Biden ^^^is ^^^^low ^^^energy

spez: crap, that doesn't work here

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YourTendiesWillBurn 18 points ago +18 / -0

YOU CAN ONLY ENBIGGEN ON THE DONALD

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JoePCool14 7 points ago +7 / -0

YES!

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ObamasLooseButthole 5 points ago +5 / -0

MY BODY IS READY!!!!!!!

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YourTendiesWillBurn 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's no problem there, believe me.

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rotlausttrefell 3 points ago +3 / -0

This campaign needs an energy drink brand.

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ProphetOfKek 62 points ago +63 / -1

Probably had a blow out and they had to take him to the basement to hose him down.

Edit: also Bill Clinton is a rapist

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 25 points ago +25 / -0

infowars.com

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 4 points ago +4 / -0

2020electioncenter.com

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tchouk 18 points ago +18 / -0

The whole "my son was outed as being a filthy, corrupt, whore-pissing traitor" probably blew a gasket

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Pepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

what are the odds biden AND nadler would have a blowout back-to-back

something about being full of shit i guess

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DontDoxMeBro 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did they ever explain why Nadler sloth walked away from the podium like that?

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

‘Member when Nadler passed out in congress from dehydration? I ‘member.

Ol boy is in terrible health, but I don’t know why he slumped away from the podium like that.

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PyroSphere 51 points ago +52 / -1

At this point he's just slightly above being in hibernation. I've got dust bunnies with more energy.

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Viewer01 25 points ago +25 / -0

Fifty years experience and he still hasn’t figured it out?

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WaxMyBallsBernie 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not surprised, it's not like they have principles

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MrWinMan 41 points ago +41 / -0

Dems managed to nominate someone with less energy than Jeb! SAD!

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Modus_Pwninz 32 points ago +32 / -0

China froths at the mouth (mostly smegma) thinking about having a sitting US President who needs a fucking nap before 10 AM and lets his staffers handle all foreign affairs while he rests.

Also, the DEMENTIA.

Can't happen, folks. It will be the biggest embarassment in our nation's history.

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Wheredidiputit 31 points ago +31 / -0

Didn't they call a lid yesterday too? WTF

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Viewer01 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fourth or fifth day in about two weeks by my count.

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NYRepublican72 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think he had that pathetic campaign event in North Carolina yesterday where 10 black people showed up and stayed in their socially distant circles. And he even took a question or two from reporters when he got on his low energy jet back to Delaware.

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Wheredidiputit 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol his low energy jet. I can hear it sputtering and wheezing and bleching out puffs of smoke like some Hanna Barbara cartoon.

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NYRepublican72 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's no Trump 757. Some non-descript private jet. Even Crooked Hillary had a bigger jet.

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Wheredidiputit 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's a flying hyperbaric chamber with tubing and sacs of medicine hanging from the overhead compartments.

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Shitposter69 29 points ago +29 / -0

Having a bad dementia day there Joe? C'mon man.

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practicalize 24 points ago +24 / -0

Listen here, fat. Where am I?

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Be3Al2Si6O18 [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

He pulled a Nadler.

Somewhere, some poor intern is changing Dirty Joe's Depends.

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MooseOperator 24 points ago +24 / -0

Taking naps is not something you should be worried about when running for President of the United States of America.

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bidensmissingbrain 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm slightly disappointed I had to scroll this far down to find this comment.

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fluffykitten 17 points ago +17 / -0

I want Trump to be drug tested before the debates for DRAGON ENERGY in his bloodstream

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practicalize 12 points ago +12 / -0

If medically confirmed, he automatically wins the Presidency of the USA and also Japan.

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Loc12 16 points ago +16 / -0

The guy called a lid at 8am on Saturday, the day after RGB died

One of the biggest events in one of the the most fraught elections ever, and his campaign takes the day off

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chelthing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gotta channel that energy into cheating

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Viewer01 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the fourth of fifth time I’ve seen them do it in like 2 weeks.

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Crimson_Identity 13 points ago +13 / -0

We need HIGH ENERGY!

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freedom_bigly 12 points ago +12 / -0

Goodnight Biden!

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Trumpian_Pepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sleepy Joe gotta SLEEP!!!

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boomerpro17 9 points ago +9 / -0

HAHHAHAHAHA......... it's 10am? I mean I get it, these old guys are up at 2am but come on Joe pull it together buddy!

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Picklejuicing 9 points ago +9 / -0

They're pumping his ass full of drugs in prep for the debate.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 8 points ago +9 / -1

It's their last attempt to summon the demon into Biden.

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practicalize 10 points ago +10 / -0

Demon's like, no thanks, even I have some standards.

Biden can't even get the demon vote. SAD.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 4 points ago +5 / -1

Haha they don't like his husband.

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Deplora 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wonder if they're trying to shift his circadian rhythm in an attempt to avoid "sundowning" at the debate.

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TheBusiness 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well we all know Joe Hiden is leading in the polls so he can take all the days off he wants lol.......

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PepePlissken 7 points ago +7 / -0

He must be taking advice from Low Energy Jeb haha

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JohnMcCainsTumors 7 points ago +7 / -0

No no, trust the media.. He's just at home practicing for the debate.... Derp derp

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Trumpian_Pepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sleepy Joe gotta SLEEP!!!

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Sea_Still 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Dims are throwing all their eggs in the cheat by mail basket no reason to work too hard

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CerebralPimp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Somebody get Jeb!

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 5 points ago +6 / -1

Makes Jeb bush seem like a kid on a sugar high.

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Kekintosh2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pls clap

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CanisLupis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rush was talking today, how he thinks they are prepping Hiden big time for the debate. After the first one, if he does Somewhat well (probably meaning, he won’t look to have dimentia), they’ll declare victory, and then use covid as an excuse to stop the other two debates from happening in person. Have joe offer to debate GEOTUS through zoom.

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Saul_Goodman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take it easy guys. He had to get his deposit back from the U-Haul he rented in Louisville. Jeez

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mrd92 4 points ago +4 / -0

But He HaS mUH COroNa!

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johnbillaby 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jeb is excited that someone else is getting the "low energy" treatment.

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ObamasLooseButthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least Jeb was high energy one single time during the primaries. Joe hasn’t been high energy once throughout this entire thing.

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mercynurse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Day/night reversal due to dementia?

Increasing agitation?

Too doped up from meds they give him to control night time episodes?

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Be3Al2Si6O18 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Obligatory MODS == GODS.

Superfast and HIGH ENERGY.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 3 points ago +3 / -0

SleepyCreepy makes ¡Jeb! look like the Energizer bunny. During the 2016 GOP debates ¡Jeb! received about 1/15th of Trumps energy and had to drop out very early. Trump vs. Joe - one on one (ok, plus the control room team screaming in Joe's earpiece) will be so fun.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 3 points ago +3 / -0

Low Energy?! OH MAGAWD THAT'S ¡JEB!'S MUSIC.

Please clap.

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thynameisbob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Libs keep talking about how Trump rambles, can't form a thought, and/or has no tact. I really don't see it at all. The guy can read the room like a champ, he's always to the point, and tweets like this show he knows exactly how much nuance to use.

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ArchieInTheBunker 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is kind of insane. I think he's going to come down with Covid to avoid the debate, but that would require him to miss Ruth Gader Binsburgs funeral....

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