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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 220 points ago +223 / -3

Trump should still show up. Or go onto the JRE if they won't do it without Sleepy Joe.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 103 points ago +103 / -0

rubs nipples

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GodEmporerTrump 58 points ago +58 / -0

Rubs crotch

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DickTick 15 points ago +15 / -0

That made me spit out my covfefe... Thanks

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masshole3 10 points ago +10 / -0

Andrew Cuomo just entered the chat.

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AcAirman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rubs Hunter's crack whores nipples.

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operator1214 14 points ago +14 / -0

Have him hold a debate with a cardboard cut-out of Joe at one of his rallies??? Thank Clint Eastwood for giving him the idea?

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nethyek 7 points ago +7 / -0

It already will be

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 55 points ago +55 / -0

put a cardboard cutout of Joe. It would do a better job also

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starboard 30 points ago +30 / -0

And a teleprompter

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MAGAPEDE_2A 16 points ago +16 / -0

Bring Kayne!

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spezisacuckold 8 points ago +8 / -0

The one where Joe's sniffing little kids behind their backs.

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quigonkenny 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just hire some cute young female intern and have her stand there with a cardboard Biden creeping over her shoulders...

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MAGAPlenty 20 points ago +20 / -0

Maybe Clint Eastwood was onto something after all

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HistoryInvestigator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Clint Eastwood has entered the chat.

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Modus_Pwninz 47 points ago +47 / -0

Joe's Spotify masters will not allow a Trump podcast. Their employees would walk out and claim Spotify is amplifying white nationalist views and the MSM would nod their heads and say "Mmm, yes. Quite."

People still on the delusion-train that JRE isn't controlled by a media tycoon now are, well...delusional. $100M and they get no say? YEAH OKAY LOL

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making_upvotes 22 points ago +22 / -0

If I was the head of any tech company. I would start firing anyone who speaks this crazy nonsense. I would find ways to cull them out of my business. It's a bad image.

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Modus_Pwninz 15 points ago +15 / -0

It'd be very easy to fire them all for creating a hostile work environment, or for just being a racist dick...But they don't, because they love their little communists and they're afraid of what the twittersphere will do to their precious image.

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IAbsolutelyDare 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's a mystery to me why no one has cottoned on to the fact that "Get woke, go broke" is a bad business model, and also that no one has taken the opposite approach of gathering up all the cancelled talent at a discount and mobilizing them to get mega rich.

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Imransgarage 4 points ago +4 / -0

People that work there are woke AF.

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hemi 14 points ago +14 / -0

Spotify is a Swedish company. Totally cucked.

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Drewski1138 11 points ago +18 / -7

Yes, Sweden, the single western country that didn’t cuck out and completely shut down during the pandemic, the country that is completely open. Swedes can go to the movies. Can you? They ain’t perfect, but as a country they displayed incredible smarts and courage this year. Also in 2013 they told Bernie to stop using them as an example of “democratic socialism.”

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Block_Helen 12 points ago +12 / -0

Rogan was so dumb to take that deal IMO. Yes he got paid but his credibility (such as it was) is shot. Everything I respected about him (and I don't count myself much of a fan, but my husband is, so I've watched a lot of Rogan) got wiped out when he put on the Spotify yoke.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 8 points ago +9 / -1

If I was Joe.. I hold all the cards. Fuck you spotify. I'm rich without you. You do it my way or I go back to YouTube.

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Modus_Pwninz 8 points ago +9 / -1

Contract. Even if he said "I'll give you $101M back, but I'm leaving." he can't. Lawyer's descend. They own the JRE now.

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Block_Helen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes but he won't. And YouTube isn't gonna let him be independent either.

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bobobob 2 points ago +3 / -1

This should be a no-brainer business move. Allow Joe to conduct the interview/debate and restrict the podcast to their podcast app. The whole point of the JRE deal was to push customers onto their app. Everyone would download their dumb app to listen to the interview/debate.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 30 points ago +31 / -1

Jesus Christ guys, get it through your heads, Joe Rogan is a traitorous piece of shit.

You think he doesn't have enough money to hire a lawyer that could draft and agreement that would make it impossible for Spotify to censor him? It wasn't a mistake. He took a big payout to go away and stop being a thorn in the establishment's side. And he did it before the Spotify deal as well.

Think back to when he had Jack Dorsey on his show. Jack came on without his lawyer when it was just him and Joe, almost as if he knew that Joe was going to let him spout his bullshit uncritically. Then when there was backlash and he brought a high school dropout skateboarder on to challenge Dorsey, suddenly he needed a high powered lawyer to appear with him.

You think NYT journalists and Bernie Sanders would go on his podcast if it wasn't controlled? Do they make appearances on any other independent media? No, no they do not. They never would, because it could only harm them.

All of this shit was planned. Joe Rogan is willingly killing his show to help the establishment. Either he's always been a traitor and an asset of the deep state media apparatus, or he sold out, doesn't matter which one.

Joe Rogan is not your friend. Please fucking learn this. He's not just some simple meathead who tries to be middle of the road. He's a manipulative snake. There is a 200% chance that an appearance would be a complete setup, and that they would use this as a massive opportunity to hurt the president before the election.

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Imransgarage 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just follow the money. His audience is 80% leftist. He’s a comedian.

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horsefacestorm 8 points ago +8 / -0

I keep hearing people say he is a comedian. I don't listen to him often, but I never saw him as funny in any way.

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that_sound 6 points ago +6 / -0

I read this in Joe Rogan's voice.

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sackofwisdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for saying this. I've enjoyed a lot of his content, but you make some great points.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

WTF is the fascination with Joe Rogan?

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know, right?

Also this pool guy... read about him 3 times a day here. Who the fuck is he? Why do we care?

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Block_Helen 7 points ago +8 / -1

He can easily do it. But he can't trust Rogan. If he did it it would be the greatest show on earth and the next day some Rogan gofer will tell the media that Trump tried to rape her in the green room (or whatever passes for it in that tiny studio that looks like it's in a trailer).

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J_Dubya_C 4 points ago +5 / -1

Just have someone from Trump's admin (who he trusts) film the entire thing. From stepping off the plane, to getting back on AF1 and heading back to the White House. If anyone makes something up, release that portion of footage to the public. Problem solved.

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Wheredidiputit 52 points ago +52 / -0

Announcement will be tomorrow. Biden has covid, can't debate. I've been saying it since last week. Needs 6 days or so to incubate. Caught it last week at some event or something. Started to express symptoms on Tuesday (obvious coughing). I originally thought it'd be earlier in the week but they announced RGB on a Friday for the news cycle. They'll do the same here.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 7 points ago +7 / -0

And he was never around more than 4 or 5 people. Even at his rallies.

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ADAM_SCHITT 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek

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Wheredidiputit 10 points ago +10 / -0

it's not about Joe and never has been. Once they knew that they were in no position to win the presidency (and I'd say that was sometime last year), they focused on rigging the system to get in more senators and congressmen. The push will be for down ballot. If they can pack the house and senate then Trump is neutered at best, impeached at worst.

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Block_Helen 8 points ago +8 / -0

I bet on a Sunday afternoon announcement. Some friends of mine started a little pool. :)

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Yaztaz 3 points ago +3 / -0

He gave it to RBG, while doing.... The thing

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Tinazoebelle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hi Pedes,

Im just about to buy this domain or similar following some counsel from my High energy pedes

Whereisbidenhiden.com

I plan to update the website in real time with bidens daily movements and compare his schedule to trumps high energy trump train no brakes schedule.

It would be a simple and basic HTML page like this post below if he spends 12 hours in the basements thats where we will report him to have been and all his movements that day.

https://thedonald.win/p/HXtNGkF9/campaign-travel-schedules--sep-2/c/

can anyone think of a better URL ??? - hidenbiden is taken

does anyone want to help with this ??

Thanks

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Gmama2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Actually he needs a nap.

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Pede3 13 points ago +13 / -0

What's Biden going to do if he is elected and an emergency phone call is received at 3 am (or noon)? Call a lid?!

Who will answer the call?

Trump could remake the 2016 commercial on this subject with Sleepy Joe. 100% less energy than Hillary.

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bck- 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden is just Harris’ placeholder.

Biden will kick the bucket a month into his term, guaranteed.

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thebest2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDWeFtQP2_4 trump already posted about how the debate going to look anyways.... here is the link

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BestTimeToBAlive 10 points ago +10 / -0

I still think Biden will show & will be drugged up enough to be coherent (sort of) and will get rave reviews form the presstitutes:

“Biden soars above expectations in debate”

But the American ppl will see what a fucking sham he is.