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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 220 points ago +223 / -3

Trump should still show up. Or go onto the JRE if they won't do it without Sleepy Joe.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 103 points ago +103 / -0

rubs nipples

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GodEmporerTrump 58 points ago +58 / -0

Rubs crotch

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hemi 53 points ago +53 / -0

Man this place cracks me up!

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JoePCool14 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sniffs young girl's hair

Wait no, I'm not Joe Biden, that would be disgusting.

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goodatlife123 2 points ago +2 / -0

sigh

Unzips

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nero2003 1 point ago +1 / -0

fingers belly button

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TrumpsWall 16 points ago +16 / -0

LOW ENERGY JEB!

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DickTick 15 points ago +15 / -0

That made me spit out my covfefe... Thanks

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masshole3 10 points ago +10 / -0

Andrew Cuomo just entered the chat.

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AcAirman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rubs Hunter's crack whores nipples.

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operator1214 14 points ago +14 / -0

Have him hold a debate with a cardboard cut-out of Joe at one of his rallies??? Thank Clint Eastwood for giving him the idea?

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nethyek 7 points ago +7 / -0

It already will be

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 55 points ago +55 / -0

put a cardboard cutout of Joe. It would do a better job also

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starboard 30 points ago +30 / -0

And a teleprompter

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MAGAPEDE_2A 16 points ago +16 / -0

Bring Kayne!

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spezisacuckold 8 points ago +8 / -0

The one where Joe's sniffing little kids behind their backs.

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quigonkenny 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just hire some cute young female intern and have her stand there with a cardboard Biden creeping over her shoulders...

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MAGAPlenty 20 points ago +20 / -0

Maybe Clint Eastwood was onto something after all

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Block_Helen 7 points ago +8 / -1

Is he still vocally NeverTrump? I remember the Bloomberg comments. Very much doubt he votes anyone but Trump but he shouldn't be such a pussy about saying so.

I think he just wants to make it easier for his son in Hollywood.

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MAGAPlenty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow never heard of that. That’s not fun at all... that’s a shame...

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HistoryInvestigator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Clint Eastwood has entered the chat.

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Modus_Pwninz 47 points ago +47 / -0

Joe's Spotify masters will not allow a Trump podcast. Their employees would walk out and claim Spotify is amplifying white nationalist views and the MSM would nod their heads and say "Mmm, yes. Quite."

People still on the delusion-train that JRE isn't controlled by a media tycoon now are, well...delusional. $100M and they get no say? YEAH OKAY LOL

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making_upvotes 22 points ago +22 / -0

If I was the head of any tech company. I would start firing anyone who speaks this crazy nonsense. I would find ways to cull them out of my business. It's a bad image.

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Modus_Pwninz 15 points ago +15 / -0

It'd be very easy to fire them all for creating a hostile work environment, or for just being a racist dick...But they don't, because they love their little communists and they're afraid of what the twittersphere will do to their precious image.

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IAbsolutelyDare 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's a mystery to me why no one has cottoned on to the fact that "Get woke, go broke" is a bad business model, and also that no one has taken the opposite approach of gathering up all the cancelled talent at a discount and mobilizing them to get mega rich.

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HanAssholeSolo 3 points ago +4 / -1

Why don’t you do it?

That’s why.

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Imransgarage 4 points ago +4 / -0

People that work there are woke AF.

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hemi 14 points ago +14 / -0

Spotify is a Swedish company. Totally cucked.

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Drewski1138 11 points ago +18 / -7

Yes, Sweden, the single western country that didn’t cuck out and completely shut down during the pandemic, the country that is completely open. Swedes can go to the movies. Can you? They ain’t perfect, but as a country they displayed incredible smarts and courage this year. Also in 2013 they told Bernie to stop using them as an example of “democratic socialism.”

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hemi 17 points ago +17 / -0

You make a good point can't disagree with you on that with the kung flu handling. However, what I mean by cucked is all the imported migrants. The no go zones. The riots because someone burned a Koran. Plus Spotify is in tech industry which is generally cucked anyway.

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streakybacon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, but they lucked out a bit. Their response to anything except anti-globalism (including hoards of raping migrants) is "don't worry it will be fine and there is no problem" and a broken clock is right twice a day or yada yada

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Deaduponaviral 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ahahahaha. They didn’t shut down because their imported dune coons would have chimped out. Smarts and courage my ass.

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Freedom4545 1 point ago +1 / -0

there are cuck masters TOTALLY.

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Block_Helen 12 points ago +12 / -0

Rogan was so dumb to take that deal IMO. Yes he got paid but his credibility (such as it was) is shot. Everything I respected about him (and I don't count myself much of a fan, but my husband is, so I've watched a lot of Rogan) got wiped out when he put on the Spotify yoke.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 8 points ago +9 / -1

If I was Joe.. I hold all the cards. Fuck you spotify. I'm rich without you. You do it my way or I go back to YouTube.

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Modus_Pwninz 8 points ago +9 / -1

Contract. Even if he said "I'll give you $101M back, but I'm leaving." he can't. Lawyer's descend. They own the JRE now.

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MAGAPlenty 8 points ago +8 / -0

Start the Joe Rogan Adventure Podcast

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Block_Helen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes but he won't. And YouTube isn't gonna let him be independent either.

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bobobob 2 points ago +3 / -1

This should be a no-brainer business move. Allow Joe to conduct the interview/debate and restrict the podcast to their podcast app. The whole point of the JRE deal was to push customers onto their app. Everyone would download their dumb app to listen to the interview/debate.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 30 points ago +31 / -1

Jesus Christ guys, get it through your heads, Joe Rogan is a traitorous piece of shit.

You think he doesn't have enough money to hire a lawyer that could draft and agreement that would make it impossible for Spotify to censor him? It wasn't a mistake. He took a big payout to go away and stop being a thorn in the establishment's side. And he did it before the Spotify deal as well.

Think back to when he had Jack Dorsey on his show. Jack came on without his lawyer when it was just him and Joe, almost as if he knew that Joe was going to let him spout his bullshit uncritically. Then when there was backlash and he brought a high school dropout skateboarder on to challenge Dorsey, suddenly he needed a high powered lawyer to appear with him.

You think NYT journalists and Bernie Sanders would go on his podcast if it wasn't controlled? Do they make appearances on any other independent media? No, no they do not. They never would, because it could only harm them.

All of this shit was planned. Joe Rogan is willingly killing his show to help the establishment. Either he's always been a traitor and an asset of the deep state media apparatus, or he sold out, doesn't matter which one.

Joe Rogan is not your friend. Please fucking learn this. He's not just some simple meathead who tries to be middle of the road. He's a manipulative snake. There is a 200% chance that an appearance would be a complete setup, and that they would use this as a massive opportunity to hurt the president before the election.

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Imransgarage 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just follow the money. His audience is 80% leftist. He’s a comedian.

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horsefacestorm 8 points ago +8 / -0

I keep hearing people say he is a comedian. I don't listen to him often, but I never saw him as funny in any way.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

His stand up is good. Not Dave Chappelle, but still good

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that_sound 6 points ago +6 / -0

I read this in Joe Rogan's voice.

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sackofwisdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for saying this. I've enjoyed a lot of his content, but you make some great points.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

WTF is the fascination with Joe Rogan?

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know, right?

Also this pool guy... read about him 3 times a day here. Who the fuck is he? Why do we care?

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Block_Helen 7 points ago +8 / -1

He can easily do it. But he can't trust Rogan. If he did it it would be the greatest show on earth and the next day some Rogan gofer will tell the media that Trump tried to rape her in the green room (or whatever passes for it in that tiny studio that looks like it's in a trailer).

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J_Dubya_C 4 points ago +5 / -1

Just have someone from Trump's admin (who he trusts) film the entire thing. From stepping off the plane, to getting back on AF1 and heading back to the White House. If anyone makes something up, release that portion of footage to the public. Problem solved.

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would help, but they'd figure out something.

Anyway Rogan will never do it. It'd be as much as his life is worth.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well yeah, I trust Rogan more than Wallace or the MSM. But that's a low bar since they are evil.

I agree Trump would have no problem dealing with Rogan. Not a concern.