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DeathBattleFan123 118 points ago +118 / -0

Tomorrow: "Biden is feeling under the weather"

Next Day: "Biden has covid, pray for him!"

Next Day: "Biden can't debate! He's in the ICU!"

Next Day: "Biden has died!"

Next Day: "Trump colluded with covid to kill Biden! Impeach!"

Next Day: "...and so it is with a heavy heart that I, Hillary Clinton, step in and take Biden's place as your presidential nominee."

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mbarnar 17 points ago +18 / -1

Nah they'll do a Harris/Clinton ticket

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Shallers 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's just a Clinton ticket with extra steps!

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MaxineWaters4Prez 7 points ago +7 / -0

I didn't even know Harris was suicidal.

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mbarnar 3 points ago +3 / -0

That wouldn't be the end result. But replacing Biden with anyone besides Harris is impossible at this point. If they put HRC at the top of the ticket Bernie bros would run away.

HRC would sit in the VP seat and then house of cards her way to the oval. That would be the plan at least

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nor if the Dems false flag him.

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mrspaulrevere 17 points ago +17 / -0

Biden will lie in state in the Capitol, then his body will be transported to Scranton, Joe was the Scanton kid, then it will go to Wilmington DE, and finally to Arlington. There will be four funerals and a memorial. The whole month of October will be non-stop Biden with Hillary giving eulogies/campaign speeches. The tears of Dr. Jill will be epic. Hunter will fall on the gold coffin...how can you be so heartless as to not honor Joe's dying wish for Hillary and Ho to be Pres./VP?

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 7 points ago +7 / -0

[distant sounds of H.A. Goodman creaming his pants intensify]

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IAbsolutelyDare 4 points ago +4 / -0

He will have made the biggest political call of all time.

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JoeSnifDaKidz 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m so ready for 2016 v2 I just can’t find a 2 ton tub of popcorn anywhere

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supermagafragilistic 3 points ago +3 / -0

What would happen to the numbskulls who've already cast ballots for him? You don't get to vote twice am I right?