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anthemstander 29 points ago +29 / -0

I second this.

I heard a barrista say, "Oh my god, I am literally upset right now," and I have to bite my tongue not to ask her how one figuratively gets upset. Now I know how my teachers felt when they kept saying, "I know you can go to the bathroom, but MAY you?"

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freewillsetstruth 20 points ago +20 / -0

You just figuratively went to the bathroom on the baristas choice of grammar

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lilree 3 points ago +3 / -0

idk dude lol. You'd have to duct tape her to the ceiling

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jubyeonin 17 points ago +17 / -0

Literally? No.

But literally? Yes.