When I get prepaid return envelopes from organizations I hate, I return them with a few paper clips, pencil shavings and any random shit from my wastebasket. It’s petty as hell, but it’s an honest living.
Include a sob story, Drumph made me so poor because he hates insert minority I put the last bit pf money to my name to get him out of office in this envelope. Then they find washers. And a pepe.
Does it work that way? I always assumed it was just prepaid for a standard letter weight. If they charge afterwards based on weight, this could get interesting.
Is it possible they won't mail it if it's over the weight? Maybe the Post Office would make an exception, after all their union endorsed JB didn't they?
That's a good point. I mean I talk with my mail lady and she's a huge Trump supporter so maybe she would refuse it coming from anybody else, but couldn't hurt to try!
Should be charged by weight. If it's clearly trash, they won't mail it though. If you want to "donate" a used tire for example, be sure to box it up first.
Does it work that way? I always assumed it was just prepaid for a standard letter weight. If they charge afterwards based on weight, this could get interesting.
Kinda, but not like those that are having wet dreams over it, think.
You cannot send bricks, bolts, lead plates. But you can stuff it with paper, or other junk mail, and they will be charged $4.34 for an overweight letter. You only need a few ounces to trigger that.
I remember some internet guy in the mid 2000's claimed he did this to a company that wouldn't stop mailing him these things even after asking numerous times. So he went to the junk yard and picked up a handful of old refrigerators and slapped the mailers on the side. He said they shipped, costing the company a small fortune. The company tried to sue IIRC, and I want to say the judge was like basically "nah, this guy asked you to stop".
I believe they changed the rules in the US so that you wouldn't be able to do that anymore. But like you said, the trick is to find the max weight they'll ship.
I always return junk mail in the pre-paid envelope that was included. Sometimes with a nice note. or my favorite... this image but not on a mask. I save the masks for when i go to the market.
Get an old phone/tablet
Plug it in
Go on YouTube
Sign out if on YouTube red
Find a video with a Biden ad
Add it to your playlist and keep playing it over and over. They pay pennies per play but it adds up
There’s some paper in there from their mailers, but I remove any identifying information. My mom gets these solicitations because she gave to Hillary last time.
<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
I used to do this with credit card applications that were mailed en mass, like 10 years ago. I would even mix the applications, put a chase in a capital one and vice versa.
I created Number 10 Envelope artwork in PDF format to recreate these envelopes. I included high res JPEGs but I highly encourage enterprising pedes to use the PDFs as the spacing requirements for all the BRM artwork is pretty tight. Get the spacing off and the post office will drop it like a republican ballot.
I wasn't able to decode the fourth envelope all the way so I didn't recreate it. Only one of the three mailers is using a serial number and it is a nice round number (300000) so I seriously doubt there is any tracking on these envelopes on an individual basis. So you should be able to print as many as you want because the post office doesn't know the difference. There are no limits on how many BRM envelopes can come back on a particular campaign. So get printing and drain their accounts LOL.
Do limit the weight as I believe if you make it too heavy they will just throw it out. Probably best to go for quantity over weight to fuck with them.
This pede knows. I only deal with smaller amounts but its like 1.35 just to return the envelopes empty but sealed. You only need a few ounces for it to add up fast but if you dont have that large quanities of envelopes work as well.
You can donate to act blue, not put in full credit card info, then cancel the payment from your credit card provider which back charges them because they aren't using security features.
Since these are simply envelopes with bulk rate info and Biden address printed on them... a person with surplus envelopes could just scan and print out multiple Biden envelopes to send in. In fact, just printing out a sheet of the Business Reply Mail info and taping/gluing to an envelope would work, too.
I used to work at a business that had BRM and that's how we sometimes received mail. We even received our BRM postcard that someone taped to a large envelope and mailed to us.
I saw the soy boys on the politics subreddit saying they would make a shirt on of one dollar donations because it costs the campaign more than A dollar to process a donation. They really aren’t sending their best.
careful. They'll turn those into votes :)
Or actual donations
Shame if someone made copies of those envelopes and mailed a bunch of them like one can do with mass mail ballots
Someone please scan that so we can all print envelopes!
Happy to print. Have a high volume printer, just gotta get some envelopes and a ton of glitter
ALL I NEED IS A PLACE TO COOOOOK
What's your venmo
Glitter is the fucking herpes of craft supplies. Should totally dazzle up the envelopes.
Be careful! I imagine forging paid envelopes violates some sort of federal law
Please, high res scan.
Please, OP, please. I have blank envelopes and lead weights I don't need anymore.
Maybe some little Pepes inside
And taped them to bricks
No. Those are thrown away per the USPS.
If and only if USPS can readily identify it as a prank package.
Otherwise they are legally obligated to ship everything they receive that is properly addressed and posted.
When I get prepaid return envelopes from organizations I hate, I return them with a few paper clips, pencil shavings and any random shit from my wastebasket. It’s petty as hell, but it’s an honest living.
I do too... drives my wife crazy, but, I hate unsolicited beggars.
How about a brick in a box?
Envelope full of kitty litter?
Used ?
What happens if you taped that to a cinderblock wrapped in brown paper? They're not prepaid, they get billed for whatever is mailed.
"Dumb as a box of rocks" contains an accurate descriptor, and a suggestion.
That would be glorious... be like
No. Those are thrown away per the USPS.
Source?
If and only if the USPS can identify it readily as a prank package.
It would be serious violation to discard mail on the suspicion that the package was too heavy.
If it's over 13 oz, they'd return it.
There's no "suspicion," they just weigh it. If you attached a brick, you'd likely get a visit from police or Secret Service, considering.
Regulations are currently over 10oz or more than .5 inches thick. Not that i'm encouraging this practice. Just saying
So make it a 13 oz brick or sheet of lead or what have you.
Why would you get a visit from the secret service for doing something that is:
common
not harmful
addressed to a private company
No they’ll just log each one as a ‘contribution’ using Chinese or Soros money.
Please don’t do this
They'll get their dirty money anyway, it's already happened. I'm curious what will happen if the USPS scans thousand of the same thing though.
Op is "unemployed" now...amazing how he saved up hundreds of thousands of dollars from panhandling in order to fund ActBlue...really quite inspiring.
https://www.mcmaster.com/lead-sheet-metal/
Cut out a envelope sized piece, and let them pay for like 14 oz of postage per envelope!
Dude I've been looking for this site for years after I lost my bookmark
They have a website?
They have 3d drawings you can download and if you are near their warehouse, same day delivery.
Amazing company.
You have exposed yourself! Hide, wizard, hide!
No, mail it to me. Serious high roller flex to have the printed catalog...jealous
Y'all hiring? I'm trying to leave mine. Mechanical Engineer by trade.
Not only that but I didn't see any BLM bullshit on there. Just a great catalogued website, with amazing service.
Big dick flex with the printed catalog
You animal I have been trying for years to get my mitts on one. Very sexy flex. Skookum Choocher
Better some tuna. Without the can.
Lead seems like an unnecessary inclusion as it's toxic. You're on to something with adding weight though.
No. Those are thrown away per the USPS.
If and only if USPS can readily identify it as a prank package.
Otherwise they are legally obligated to ship everything they receive that is properly addressed and posted.
we should send in copies of the GOP report on Hunter.
Or pepes
Why not both?
Pepe watermarks.
MOAR PEPES🐸🐸🐸
Packets of salt.
Don't forget to add a lot of very fine glitter to brighten their day!
put some spare nuts and bolts or even rocks in there.You gotta pump that postage up.
Or better yet washers, to feel like coins
Include a sob story, Drumph made me so poor because he hates insert minority I put the last bit pf money to my name to get him out of office in this envelope. Then they find washers. And a pepe.
Lmao, I laughed just imagining this.
Or better, used condoms.
Does it work that way? I always assumed it was just prepaid for a standard letter weight. If they charge afterwards based on weight, this could get interesting.
Is it possible they won't mail it if it's over the weight? Maybe the Post Office would make an exception, after all their union endorsed JB didn't they?
That's a good point. I mean I talk with my mail lady and she's a huge Trump supporter so maybe she would refuse it coming from anybody else, but couldn't hurt to try!
Not only possible, but actual.
They throw away obvious attempts to mail junk/heavy items. per the USPS.
If and only if USPS can readily identify it as a prank package.
Otherwise they are legally obligated to ship everything they receive that is properly addressed and posted.
Should be charged by weight. If it's clearly trash, they won't mail it though. If you want to "donate" a used tire for example, be sure to box it up first.
Try lead. High density. Cheap.
Fishing weight. I used to use them for C&G balancing in RC aircraft
Knowing those drama queens they will probably say you mailed them hazardous materials
Better to just cast a bag of concrete into a block, wrap it up and tape the envelope to it.
Depending where you live, you could tape an Antifa brick to it.
Kinda, but not like those that are having wet dreams over it, think.
You cannot send bricks, bolts, lead plates. But you can stuff it with paper, or other junk mail, and they will be charged $4.34 for an overweight letter. You only need a few ounces to trigger that.
Tape it to a brick!
It will get thrown away per the USPS, and now you've trashed a perfectly good brick.
True. Send it to the wall, instead!
If and only if USPS can readily identify it as a prank package.
Otherwise they are legally obligated to ship everything they receive that is properly addressed and posted.
No. Those are thrown away per the USPS.
If and only if USPS can readily identify it as a prank package.
Otherwise they are legally obligated to ship everything they receive that is properly addressed and posted.
source?
Send in a pepe taped to a sheet of lead.
or just pick up random trash on the ground and mail it to them.
That's how the democrats find voters anyway.
I aint got time to kek spiced rum rootbeer float into my nose.
Packets of salt.
Bad idea. You'll become an instant poster child of "evil trump supporters" for sending "suspicious white substance".
I've done some pebbles I found in the front yard.
Cigarette butts or if you live in San Francisco you could do herione needles
Heroin needles would earn you a felony charge.
Poop.
You'd have to send that on a pallet.
Sounds like there was an onion on a belt involved
That was back in nineteen dickety two
Copies of the Constitution with one word per page may be an alternative.
Or the GOP report on Hunter one word per page.
Maybe it should be printed on something less flammable than paper. We know how they like to start fires.
Laminated paper? We know how they feel about burning plastic.
Add weight. It costs more.
And it'll help the poor USPS in earning $$.
This. Tape it to a brick.
I wonder what the limitation is on this? Like what is the heaviest cheapest thing they will take?
I remember some internet guy in the mid 2000's claimed he did this to a company that wouldn't stop mailing him these things even after asking numerous times. So he went to the junk yard and picked up a handful of old refrigerators and slapped the mailers on the side. He said they shipped, costing the company a small fortune. The company tried to sue IIRC, and I want to say the judge was like basically "nah, this guy asked you to stop".
I believe they changed the rules in the US so that you wouldn't be able to do that anymore. But like you said, the trick is to find the max weight they'll ship.
You mean this guy?
That might be the one! But I didn't see his refrigerator story
https://pe.usps.com/businessmail101?ViewName=MinMax
70lbs ? Challenge accepted.
you only need 14 bricks.
GET THAT MAN A BRICK!!! Sorry...I miss the ol' brick bot.
So used car batteries are a go then?
As long as it is a sealed battery, properly labeled, and well packed, it is good to go!
Certain hazardous items won't ship through the mail.
Hunter’s mom.
It will get thrown away per the USPS, and now you've trashed a perfectly good brick.
If and only if USPS can readily identify it as a prank package.
Otherwise they are legally obligated to ship everything they receive that is properly addressed and posted.
How about enclosing some literature on care for elders with dementia??
Write Trump 2020 inside all of them
I did request in one of them more information from Mr. Biden on how to be black.
Cut yourself a length of chain and wrap it around corn pops neck.
It's more than a dollar because they'll have to pay a monkey to open all of those. So like $1.50.
That much? It's the Dems so I bet they use cheap sweatshop labor in a different country.
Probably just purple-haired unpaid interns.
Cher is typing...
I always return junk mail in the pre-paid envelope that was included. Sometimes with a nice note. or my favorite... this image but not on a mask. I save the masks for when i go to the market.
https://i.imgur.com/IcY6qXb.png
Enclose a bill for everything the Bidens have stolen from the American people. Payable Nov. 4, 2020.
Print some of our glorious memes to send back.
Get an old phone/tablet Plug it in Go on YouTube Sign out if on YouTube red Find a video with a Biden ad Add it to your playlist and keep playing it over and over. They pay pennies per play but it adds up
Send them a printout of the Brionna Taylor police report.
Have a copy handy?
Put cardboard cutouts of cocks in them. Bonus points for glitter sperm!
so are these campaign mailers and I assume you just send them back empty?
There’s some paper in there from their mailers, but I remove any identifying information. My mom gets these solicitations because she gave to Hillary last time.
this is brilliant
https://youtu.be/M1K9fyshsj8?t=9
Glitter.
now now calm down there satan.
jk. fill that bad boy up. Make sure you get the right color :) https://www.amazon.com/Ben-Collection-1-Pound-Glitter-Powder/dp/B07HDVQ75K
Just don't use white colored glitter
The possibilities are endless!
20 reasons to vote Trump in 2020
Pls rub your balls on whatever you stuff in those envelopes.
My balls are sacred, no Democrat will get within fifty meters of vicariously worshipping them
Every sperm is sacred
That comment is why this is my fav place on the Internet.
Please do not try mailing bricks using reply paid mail.
No really, why?
But why?
There's a weight limit, they won't send it if it's too heavy m
the weight limit is 70 lbs. you can send them 13 bricks before passing the weight limit.
An old IRC convo that applies here:
<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
THE KEKKEST!
Should've stuffed them with pictures of Trump laughing.
I had heard of people taping the return label on bricks, but who knows if that would work.
Funny, but those envelopes have a weight limit of a few ounces. No way they'd take that or get Biden to pay for it.
That's what I thought. Thanks for confirming!
You need to get a box if you want to do it.
Actually the weight limit for mail is 70lbs
Not this class of mail. It's 2 oz.
https://pe.usps.com/QSG_Archive/PDF/QSG_Archive_20060108/qsg300/q507a.pdf
You're not going to slap this to a brick and expect them to deliver it.
I used to do this with credit card applications that were mailed en mass, like 10 years ago. I would even mix the applications, put a chase in a capital one and vice versa.
Where can these be obtained?
fill with sand. Mail.
You are stimulating the postal service and keeping people employed, which is a good thing. I'm sure the Biden campaign would enjoy your junk mail.
Noooooo Pede!
You get a box. Fill it with rocks.
TAPE THE ENVELOPE TO THE BOX.
Then send it. They will have to pay shipping expenses for the box of heavy rocks.
I've got about 100lbs of rocks/broken bricks you can use for that.
Bonus: they're covered in ants!
70 lb limit. You'd have to send two boxes.
it'd be unfortunate if those happened to contain solid pieces of heavy metal - you know, since the post office needs funding...
Here have all my pennies, I've been saving them up
I created Number 10 Envelope artwork in PDF format to recreate these envelopes. I included high res JPEGs but I highly encourage enterprising pedes to use the PDFs as the spacing requirements for all the BRM artwork is pretty tight. Get the spacing off and the post office will drop it like a republican ballot.
This download link should be good until Oct. 2 https://wetransfer.com/downloads/dc1ed12603a16c30de5d32cd5555283320200925030222/bee9836776aa9011e5b6e7b4e16f1fee20200925030244/0abbcc
Print those PDFs on Number 10 envelopes and adhere to the spacing requirements in this guide: https://pe.usps.com/text/qsg300/Q505.htm
I wasn't able to decode the fourth envelope all the way so I didn't recreate it. Only one of the three mailers is using a serial number and it is a nice round number (300000) so I seriously doubt there is any tracking on these envelopes on an individual basis. So you should be able to print as many as you want because the post office doesn't know the difference. There are no limits on how many BRM envelopes can come back on a particular campaign. So get printing and drain their accounts LOL.
Do limit the weight as I believe if you make it too heavy they will just throw it out. Probably best to go for quantity over weight to fuck with them.
This pede knows. I only deal with smaller amounts but its like 1.35 just to return the envelopes empty but sealed. You only need a few ounces for it to add up fast but if you dont have that large quanities of envelopes work as well.
so they can burn a buck or so in postage.
Hey, every little bit helps. A flood is made up of raindrops after all.
You have to attach them to cinder blocks
Did you fill them with glitter?
Cause you know, some candy ass Biden staffer would get his rocks off if you did.
As a bonus, your postal carrier has now put you down on the "approved" list.
Lol.
I click on every single Biden or D ad on IG.
I know it’s probably pennies. But I don’t care.
This is smart. Funneling money from the DNC to the US postal service pennies at a time.
Mail them Trump memes.
send them back with ass-pennies
You can donate to act blue, not put in full credit card info, then cancel the payment from your credit card provider which back charges them because they aren't using security features.
Put a copy of the 1994 crime bill in there.
Now this is a good idea!
How else can we waste their time and money?
If anybody questions you just say you're mailing votes for biden.
Since these are simply envelopes with bulk rate info and Biden address printed on them... a person with surplus envelopes could just scan and print out multiple Biden envelopes to send in. In fact, just printing out a sheet of the Business Reply Mail info and taping/gluing to an envelope would work, too.
I used to work at a business that had BRM and that's how we sometimes received mail. We even received our BRM postcard that someone taped to a large envelope and mailed to us.
Good start now carefully tape each one to a huge box of bricks.
Get some cheap flat magnets and put them in there. Easy, slim thing that adds weight and will probably cause issues in postal sorting. Double whammy.
Breaking: Modern day Nostradamus finds a way to save the USPS
Wrap a brick up and tape it to the outside.
I saw the soy boys on the politics subreddit saying they would make a shirt on of one dollar donations because it costs the campaign more than A dollar to process a donation. They really aren’t sending their best.
You didn't mail Pepe memes?