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Liberty_Prime 231 points ago +232 / -1

careful. They'll turn those into votes :)

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Sumarongi 98 points ago +98 / -0

Or actual donations

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Rainman 51 points ago +52 / -1

Shame if someone made copies of those envelopes and mailed a bunch of them like one can do with mass mail ballots

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SirWilliam 32 points ago +32 / -0

Someone please scan that so we can all print envelopes!

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Flahusky 38 points ago +38 / -0

Happy to print. Have a high volume printer, just gotta get some envelopes and a ton of glitter

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jeffreyepstein 8 points ago +8 / -0

Be careful! I imagine forging paid envelopes violates some sort of federal law

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JustHereForTheSalmon 23 points ago +23 / -0

Please, high res scan.

Please, OP, please. I have blank envelopes and lead weights I don't need anymore.

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ERansom 1 point ago +2 / -1

Maybe some little Pepes inside

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KarpLykov 21 points ago +21 / -0

And taped them to bricks

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SirPokeSmottington 9 points ago +9 / -0

And taped them to bricks

No. Those are thrown away per the USPS.

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edxzxz 13 points ago +13 / -0

What happens if you taped that to a cinderblock wrapped in brown paper? They're not prepaid, they get billed for whatever is mailed.

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Teapot_Gravy 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Dumb as a box of rocks" contains an accurate descriptor, and a suggestion.

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Rainman 7 points ago +7 / -0

That would be glorious... be like

"hi postal worker, can I help you lift that in your truck?"

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +4 / -2

What happens if you taped that to a cinderblock wrapped in brown paper? They're not prepaid, they get billed for whatever is mailed.

No. Those are thrown away per the USPS.

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Sumarongi 10 points ago +10 / -0

No they’ll just log each one as a ‘contribution’ using Chinese or Soros money.

Please don’t do this

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Friend_of_John_Galt 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll get their dirty money anyway, it's already happened. I'm curious what will happen if the USPS scans thousand of the same thing though.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Op is "unemployed" now...amazing how he saved up hundreds of thousands of dollars from panhandling in order to fund ActBlue...really quite inspiring.

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SirWilliam 21 points ago +21 / -0

https://www.mcmaster.com/lead-sheet-metal/

Cut out a envelope sized piece, and let them pay for like 14 oz of postage per envelope!

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Ballind 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dude I've been looking for this site for years after I lost my bookmark

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learntocode 6 points ago +6 / -0

They have 3d drawings you can download and if you are near their warehouse, same day delivery.

Amazing company.

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SirWilliam 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big dick flex with the printed catalog

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Malsumi 2 points ago +2 / -0

You animal I have been trying for years to get my mitts on one. Very sexy flex. Skookum Choocher

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EpsteinPrisonGuard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better some tuna. Without the can.

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RetainedByLucifer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lead seems like an unnecessary inclusion as it's toxic. You're on to something with adding weight though.

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SirPokeSmottington -2 points ago +2 / -4

Cut out a envelope sized piece, and let them pay for like 14 oz of postage per envelope!

No. Those are thrown away per the USPS.

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PepisMaximus 1 point ago +3 / -2

If and only if USPS can readily identify it as a prank package.

Otherwise they are legally obligated to ship everything they receive that is properly addressed and posted.