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Rickshawrick 55 points ago +55 / -0

or just pick up random trash on the ground and mail it to them.

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Rob_Belmonte 72 points ago +72 / -0

That's how the democrats find voters anyway.

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WeinerLapTop 2 points ago +2 / -0

I aint got time to kek spiced rum rootbeer float into my nose.

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IncredibleMrE1 10 points ago +11 / -1

Packets of salt.

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Jsa9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bad idea. You'll become an instant poster child of "evil trump supporters" for sending "suspicious white substance".

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Sl0re10 9 points ago +10 / -1

I've done some pebbles I found in the front yard.

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Gun-totingvegan 6 points ago +9 / -3

Cigarette butts or if you live in San Francisco you could do herione needles

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IncredibleMrE1 14 points ago +14 / -0

Heroin needles would earn you a felony charge.

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catvideos3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poop.