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King_Supreme 86 points ago +86 / -0

put some spare nuts and bolts or even rocks in there.You gotta pump that postage up.

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Samuel311fan 38 points ago +38 / -0

Or better yet washers, to feel like coins

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thisisatestof2 31 points ago +31 / -0

Include a sob story, Drumph made me so poor because he hates insert minority I put the last bit pf money to my name to get him out of office in this envelope. Then they find washers. And a pepe.

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thewashambro 13 points ago +14 / -1

Lmao, I laughed just imagining this.

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Sirbigusdickus 7 points ago +8 / -1

Or better, used condoms.

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Desertwhale 18 points ago +18 / -0

Does it work that way? I always assumed it was just prepaid for a standard letter weight. If they charge afterwards based on weight, this could get interesting.

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Hedonismbot 22 points ago +22 / -0

Is it possible they won't mail it if it's over the weight? Maybe the Post Office would make an exception, after all their union endorsed JB didn't they?

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Desertwhale 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's a good point. I mean I talk with my mail lady and she's a huge Trump supporter so maybe she would refuse it coming from anybody else, but couldn't hurt to try!

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SirPokeSmottington 4 points ago +5 / -1

Is it possible they won't mail it if it's over the weight?

Not only possible, but actual.

They throw away obvious attempts to mail junk/heavy items. per the USPS.

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PepisMaximus 4 points ago +5 / -1

If and only if USPS can readily identify it as a prank package.

Otherwise they are legally obligated to ship everything they receive that is properly addressed and posted.

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obviousalt 17 points ago +17 / -0

Should be charged by weight. If it's clearly trash, they won't mail it though. If you want to "donate" a used tire for example, be sure to box it up first.

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Pappy_Gunn 3 points ago +4 / -1

Try lead. High density. Cheap.

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blackflame7000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Knowing those drama queens they will probably say you mailed them hazardous materials

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ThoughtExperiment 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better to just cast a bag of concrete into a block, wrap it up and tape the envelope to it.

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SirPokeSmottington 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does it work that way? I always assumed it was just prepaid for a standard letter weight. If they charge afterwards based on weight, this could get interesting.

Kinda, but not like those that are having wet dreams over it, think.

You cannot send bricks, bolts, lead plates. But you can stuff it with paper, or other junk mail, and they will be charged $4.34 for an overweight letter. You only need a few ounces to trigger that.

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Refugee 6 points ago +7 / -1

Tape it to a brick!

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SirPokeSmottington 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tape it to a brick!

It will get thrown away per the USPS, and now you've trashed a perfectly good brick.

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Jsa9 2 points ago +2 / -0

True. Send it to the wall, instead!

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PepisMaximus 0 points ago +1 / -1

If and only if USPS can readily identify it as a prank package.

Otherwise they are legally obligated to ship everything they receive that is properly addressed and posted.

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +3 / -1

put some spare nuts and bolts or even rocks in there.You gotta pump that postage up.

No. Those are thrown away per the USPS.

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PepisMaximus 2 points ago +3 / -1

If and only if USPS can readily identify it as a prank package.

Otherwise they are legally obligated to ship everything they receive that is properly addressed and posted.

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ThoughtExperiment 1 point ago +1 / -0

source?

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npc_1234 1 point ago +1 / -0

Send in a pepe taped to a sheet of lead.