4449 Since I can’t make a negative contribution to Biden, here’s some random bits of paper I’m mailing them so they can burn a buck or so in postage. (media.patriots.win) posted 203 days ago by davisyoung 203 days ago by davisyoung +4449 / -0 289 comments share 289 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (289) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 98 ▼ – Sumarongi 98 points 203 days ago +98 / -0 Or actual donations permalink save report block reply ▲ 51 ▼ – Rainman 51 points 203 days ago +52 / -1 Shame if someone made copies of those envelopes and mailed a bunch of them like one can do with mass mail ballots permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 32 ▼ – SirWilliam 32 points 203 days ago +32 / -0 Someone please scan that so we can all print envelopes! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 38 ▼ – Flahusky 38 points 203 days ago +38 / -0 Happy to print. Have a high volume printer, just gotta get some envelopes and a ton of glitter permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 32 ▼ – AnointedVisions 32 points 203 days ago +32 / -0 ALL I NEED IS A PLACE TO COOOOOK permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – 1in1024th 6 points 203 days ago +6 / -0 What's your venmo permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Casualize 4 points 202 days ago +4 / -0 Glitter is the fucking herpes of craft supplies. Should totally dazzle up the envelopes. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – jeffreyepstein 8 points 202 days ago +8 / -0 Be careful! I imagine forging paid envelopes violates some sort of federal law permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 23 ▼ – JustHereForTheSalmon 23 points 203 days ago +23 / -0 Please, high res scan. Please, OP, please. I have blank envelopes and lead weights I don't need anymore. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – ERansom 1 point 202 days ago +2 / -1 Maybe some little Pepes inside permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 21 ▼ – KarpLykov 21 points 203 days ago +21 / -0 And taped them to bricks permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – SirPokeSmottington 9 points 203 days ago +9 / -0 And taped them to bricks No. Those are thrown away per the USPS. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – PepisMaximus 5 points 203 days ago +7 / -2 If and only if USPS can readily identify it as a prank package. Otherwise they are legally obligated to ship everything they receive that is properly addressed and posted. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – learntocode 4 points 203 days ago +4 / -0 How about a brick in a box? Envelope full of kitty litter? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 13 ▼ – edxzxz 13 points 203 days ago +13 / -0 What happens if you taped that to a cinderblock wrapped in brown paper? They're not prepaid, they get billed for whatever is mailed. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – Teapot_Gravy 9 points 203 days ago +9 / -0 "Dumb as a box of rocks" contains an accurate descriptor, and a suggestion. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Rainman 7 points 203 days ago +7 / -0 That would be glorious... be like "hi postal worker, can I help you lift that in your truck?" permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – SirPokeSmottington 2 points 203 days ago +4 / -2 What happens if you taped that to a cinderblock wrapped in brown paper? They're not prepaid, they get billed for whatever is mailed. No. Those are thrown away per the USPS. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – ThoughtExperiment 1 point 203 days ago +1 / -0 Source? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 0 ▼ – PepisMaximus 0 points 203 days ago +2 / -2 If and only if the USPS can identify it readily as a prank package. It would be serious violation to discard mail on the suspicion that the package was too heavy. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – Sumarongi 10 points 203 days ago +10 / -0 No they’ll just log each one as a ‘contribution’ using Chinese or Soros money. Please don’t do this permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Friend_of_John_Galt 2 points 203 days ago +2 / -0 They'll get their dirty money anyway, it's already happened. I'm curious what will happen if the USPS scans thousand of the same thing though. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point 203 days ago +1 / -0 Op is "unemployed" now...amazing how he saved up hundreds of thousands of dollars from panhandling in order to fund ActBlue...really quite inspiring. permalink parent save report block reply
Or actual donations
Shame if someone made copies of those envelopes and mailed a bunch of them like one can do with mass mail ballots
Someone please scan that so we can all print envelopes!
Happy to print. Have a high volume printer, just gotta get some envelopes and a ton of glitter
ALL I NEED IS A PLACE TO COOOOOK
What's your venmo
Glitter is the fucking herpes of craft supplies. Should totally dazzle up the envelopes.
Be careful! I imagine forging paid envelopes violates some sort of federal law
Please, high res scan.
Please, OP, please. I have blank envelopes and lead weights I don't need anymore.
Maybe some little Pepes inside
And taped them to bricks
No. Those are thrown away per the USPS.
If and only if USPS can readily identify it as a prank package.
Otherwise they are legally obligated to ship everything they receive that is properly addressed and posted.
How about a brick in a box?
Envelope full of kitty litter?
What happens if you taped that to a cinderblock wrapped in brown paper? They're not prepaid, they get billed for whatever is mailed.
"Dumb as a box of rocks" contains an accurate descriptor, and a suggestion.
That would be glorious... be like
No. Those are thrown away per the USPS.
Source?
If and only if the USPS can identify it readily as a prank package.
It would be serious violation to discard mail on the suspicion that the package was too heavy.
No they’ll just log each one as a ‘contribution’ using Chinese or Soros money.
Please don’t do this
They'll get their dirty money anyway, it's already happened. I'm curious what will happen if the USPS scans thousand of the same thing though.
Op is "unemployed" now...amazing how he saved up hundreds of thousands of dollars from panhandling in order to fund ActBlue...really quite inspiring.