4449 Since I can’t make a negative contribution to Biden, here’s some random bits of paper I’m mailing them so they can burn a buck or so in postage. (media.patriots.win) posted 203 days ago by davisyoung 203 days ago by davisyoung +4449 / -0 289 comments share 289 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (289) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 13 ▼ – edxzxz 13 points 203 days ago +13 / -0 What happens if you taped that to a cinderblock wrapped in brown paper? They're not prepaid, they get billed for whatever is mailed. permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – Teapot_Gravy 9 points 203 days ago +9 / -0 "Dumb as a box of rocks" contains an accurate descriptor, and a suggestion. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Rainman 7 points 203 days ago +7 / -0 That would be glorious... be like "hi postal worker, can I help you lift that in your truck?" permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – SirPokeSmottington 2 points 203 days ago +4 / -2 What happens if you taped that to a cinderblock wrapped in brown paper? They're not prepaid, they get billed for whatever is mailed. No. Those are thrown away per the USPS. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – ThoughtExperiment 1 point 203 days ago +1 / -0 Source? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 0 ▼ – PepisMaximus 0 points 203 days ago +2 / -2 If and only if the USPS can identify it readily as a prank package. It would be serious violation to discard mail on the suspicion that the package was too heavy. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 0 ▼ – d_lock 0 points 203 days ago +1 / -1 If it's over 13 oz, they'd return it. There's no "suspicion," they just weigh it. If you attached a brick, you'd likely get a visit from police or Secret Service, considering. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – MichiganTrumpTrain 2 points 203 days ago +2 / -0 Regulations are currently over 10oz or more than .5 inches thick. Not that i'm encouraging this practice. Just saying permalink parent save report block reply ▲ -2 ▼ – PepisMaximus -2 points 202 days ago +1 / -3 If it's over 13 oz, they'd return it. So make it a 13 oz brick or sheet of lead or what have you. If you attached a brick, you'd likely get a visit from police or Secret Service, considering. Why would you get a visit from the secret service for doing something that is: common not harmful addressed to a private company permalink parent save report block reply
What happens if you taped that to a cinderblock wrapped in brown paper? They're not prepaid, they get billed for whatever is mailed.
"Dumb as a box of rocks" contains an accurate descriptor, and a suggestion.
That would be glorious... be like
No. Those are thrown away per the USPS.
Source?
If and only if the USPS can identify it readily as a prank package.
It would be serious violation to discard mail on the suspicion that the package was too heavy.
If it's over 13 oz, they'd return it.
There's no "suspicion," they just weigh it. If you attached a brick, you'd likely get a visit from police or Secret Service, considering.
Regulations are currently over 10oz or more than .5 inches thick. Not that i'm encouraging this practice. Just saying
So make it a 13 oz brick or sheet of lead or what have you.
Why would you get a visit from the secret service for doing something that is:
common
not harmful
addressed to a private company