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meals23 28 points ago +28 / -0

I hope you don't have any naked pictures of yourself or your significant other on your phone because if you do then some dink in Shanghai is jacking his half incher to it

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unsquishable 14 points ago +15 / -1

More like save it and use it as blackmail material when they want something from a US citizen. They have been known to do this. That's essentially what TikTok is for. Avoid any Chinese app like the plague.

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meals23 5 points ago +9 / -4

oh no everybody i know is going to find out I'm jacked and have a large weener

how can I live with the shame

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Pepbrandt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I only keep hot pics of Melania on my phone. Just incase the ChiComs are spying.