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Pigpenlordofdirt 78 points ago +80 / -2

That was badass a little cringey but good. I liked him scanning the phone with his missing eye that was funny

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wheresgonewild [S] 48 points ago +50 / -2

A little cringe but still 100% better than any democratic candidate add in the country.

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Pigpenlordofdirt 25 points ago +26 / -1

Intelligent strong willed people with credentials that don't include the word cry, Drumph or reee

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Miserable_company 34 points ago +36 / -2

Kind of how I felt. A touch cringey but entertaining! Bring it on, Texas!

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muslimporn 33 points ago +34 / -1

It's cheesy on purpose.

It works out. It's the Democraps that can't laugh at anything at all, home or abroad, themselves or others. They just don't have a funny bone.

They're fishy. Boneless to be specific. They're jelly, as in jealous. No back bone either. Cowards.

They're wrong in every possible way. Even when they're right they're wrong.

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Crisatunity_knocks 7 points ago +8 / -1
  1. add in a Dylan/Dutch hand grip. Use obviously jacked arm models.
  2. could use a stinger at the end with an outtake/crack up
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sailorgaia 3 points ago +3 / -0

The organization I work for does a lot of in-house communications (and even some local commercials) and they have the same spirit of fun about them (they feature our Leaders often doing funny fake-movie things or out of the norm activities). They tend to go over well with people in general. I think this was a great move and seems more modern than your normal campaign ad promising a bunch of crap like patriotic car salesmen. It reminds me of what a lot of YouTube content creators do from time to time: a movie parody-style gathering.

There is someone out there who will roll their eyes and think it's lame or possibly immature but I'm pretty sure they weren't going to vote for these folks anyway.

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Pigpenlordofdirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm glad it is. It makes me see the fun side of politics. These politicians can be real people and can want to connect to the populace on a more personal level

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LugNuts 2 points ago +12 / -10

I vote cringe as well.

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TheNimblePatriot 47 points ago +47 / -0

The Democrat party is the party of the past, the party of the weak, the confused, and the afraid. The Republican party is the party of the future, the party of the strong, the smart, and the courageous.

The Republican party is an unashamed mertiocracy that doesn't care about your color, your gender, the size of your bank account, or your social status. We care about the size of your heart and your willingness to contribute your talents to making yourself and this country great.

We are demanding. We take all comers and lift them up. We expect more of every individual than the Democrats who expect nothing and promote weakness. In return, we give more -- not through the filthy hands of government but with our own hands, in our own towns and communities.

No matter where you are in life today, whether basking in the blessing of good fortune or suffering through despair and loss, you have a home in the Republican party. The strong will lift the weak, and the weak will become the strong.

Our mission is not just to Make America Great Again, it's to Make Every American Great. Join us.

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wheresgonewild [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is that a quote or freestyle?!

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TheNimblePatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

Freestyle... We see the path and must help others to find it! The way out is up...

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Winston_Smith84 6 points ago +6 / -0

Victimhood is not a path to success

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emonoob 36 points ago +37 / -1

Is my memory poor, or has no one ever put together an ad that good for House candidates?

Don't remember Gingrich doing anything close to that for his Contract With America.

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Pigpenlordofdirt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm glad he added an Army/USAF fight in there always fun to see rivalry in the military

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Captain_MAGA 26 points ago +27 / -1

Dan "Pro Red-Flag" Crenshaw

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2scoops2genders 12 points ago +14 / -2

Can’t fucking stand that guy. Wolf in sheep’s clothing.

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OG_MAGA4LIFE 8 points ago +10 / -2

I was about to say that. He was all in for red flags, like wtf

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TweetatusMaximus2024 24 points ago +25 / -1

If everybody in this ad were representative of all our elected officials, one could only dream of how great we as a nation would truly be. Watching this gives me hope that that dream can and will be realized .

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably most all of them are more conservative than Crenshaw.

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magabirdlady 20 points ago +21 / -1

Dang that was amazing.

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DingoDantheTrumpman 18 points ago +19 / -1

Those women about to fight...made me feel things

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magabirdlady 4 points ago +4 / -0

hehe.

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kornesque 3 points ago +3 / -0

Things status: occuring

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Pigpenlordofdirt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm mad the ad cut out just then

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The69thBrokage 17 points ago +17 / -0

Does Crenshaw still oppose the 2nd Amendment?

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Renegade_Media_Prod 12 points ago +13 / -1

Republicans are just so much cooler. Everyone hates these poser celebrities. We’re better looking, smarter, in better shape, masculine for the males, feminine for the females.

Good god, it’s great to be an American.

Let’s destroy these purple/pink haired trolls with our glorious red, white, and blue.

Eat a dick dems, we’re coming for you.

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thetenman 3 points ago +6 / -3

Zioclopse is not a conservative. He opposes the 2nd Amendment and want to flood this country with a never ending stream of refugees. His politics are the same as Hillary Clinton's, just in a costume to get people like you to like it. You might be new around here if so then take the opportunity to educate yourself on Neocons. What they have done to this country and what they want to do to this country. If we do not oppose them no one will.

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Renegade_Media_Prod 3 points ago +3 / -0

“TaKe ThE oPpOrTuNiTy To EdUcAtE yOuRsElF”

It was commentary on how we’re winning the culture war, not an endorsement.

... and right as I was saying how much cooler we are, your condescending, totally-not-cool-ass comes along and proves me fucking wrong.

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SteveHuffmansTeeth 11 points ago +12 / -1

Lol, Its got that endearing Bollywood vibe going on

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2scoops2genders 4 points ago +5 / -1

Lol that’s immediately what I thought

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AnacondaIsAShill 9 points ago +10 / -1

BASED.

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neverreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great username. Have an uproot.

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Drinkup4 8 points ago +9 / -1

Now that is an ad.

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thetenman 8 points ago +9 / -1

Cringeshaw strikes again.

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Dudemanfoo 7 points ago +8 / -1

Cheesy and awesome at the same time...

Better than pedowood ...

Would vote for again...

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IlxTheGreat 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought the AF vs Army bit was nice. That camaraderie is awesome. My brothers and I, and many nephews and nieces now.

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IlxTheGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's right, we've learned to imatoot your language exarkly!

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yallsegregationist 6 points ago +6 / -0

crenshaw=warmachine don’t buy it

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19American62Woman 6 points ago +7 / -1

They have my vote!

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Blackmode 5 points ago +7 / -2

As a Trump guy I loved it.. but having the ability to look at it from the outside I don't think this will win ANY votes from the other side, and that's a problem.

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FluffiPuff 5 points ago +5 / -0

HELLLLLLLLLLYEAHHHHHHHHHHH

God Save Texas

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. He is much more left than my good ole Congressman.

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elle66 5 points ago +6 / -1

TOTALLY BADASS !

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elaearae 5 points ago +6 / -1

This timeline is epic!

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Rhayne -8 points ago +2 / -10

LMFAO.. what in the fuck. Born and raised Texan here. I've never seen this. XD

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Lord_Nekro 5 points ago +5 / -0

That settles it, I'm moving to Texas. Fuck off California you can keep your commie bullshit

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maddog_dad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now do a parody of this with a bunch of Dem soy-boy candidates.

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NotJudging 4 points ago +5 / -1

Crenshaw might be a really good guy, but something about him makes me very weary and I can't place it.

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bigdickhangsright 4 points ago +5 / -1

I don't know who Genevieve Collins is but I wanna.

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Thehumancentipede 4 points ago +5 / -1

Too much cringe

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Polterkitty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Poggers

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Mexicola1976 3 points ago +4 / -1

Shades of MacGruber. Let's hope it ends better.

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maximus_galt3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha... Love the gratuitous explosion at the end.

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geebeext 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't trust the one eyed gay pirate

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Joeret 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like they’re about to sell me insurance.

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Revster13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now THAT is what I call an ad! A bit cringe on some parts, but ultimately bad ass!

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TheObelisk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Republican ads are heaps better than regular ads i've seen, even when they're a bit cringey.

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Pepedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better than 99% of hollyweird movies

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Brookes 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was awesome! Whoever put this together needs to work for Trump.

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BetaODork 1 point ago +1 / -0

not a huge fan of crenshaw, politically anyway, but the others did seem like they could be legit. interested to see if any of them can truly bring something to the table.

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Space_Force 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was great. Just tongue in cheek enough to not make it lame. I mean it's Crenshaw, so it can only be so good.

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Thingthing22 0 points ago +6 / -6

Bull fuckin' shit. This is beyond cringe. Terrible ad.

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neverreddit 0 points ago +3 / -3

This is fucking awful. But judging by reactions here I guess probably effective. Fuck.

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is awful. And hokey. But imaginative and funny. 👍

None of those people are in my district but Crenshaw still sends me campaign solicitations. The only thing is, he is a little bit light on the 2A for my tastes, and doesn't think people need AR type rifles. So, I am glad I don't have to choose him to vote for.