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ModelMinority 66 points ago +67 / -1

You know who else wears nose rings? Cows. That's what she is.

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Filo76 19 points ago +19 / -0

Give her a few years. Fresh coat of blue hair dye and 50 lbs of weight and she will be mooing in the field.

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ModelMinority 13 points ago +14 / -1

If she shakes after this, the next logical step for her is to pig out on ice cream so that 50 lbs is coming soon!