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Neptunes_rings 453 points ago +454 / -1

Why are they all so horribly unfuckable?

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HolaPendejos 226 points ago +226 / -0

Ice cream and pizza

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Neptunes_rings 157 points ago +157 / -0

You mean ice cream and pizza truck?

She put that shirt on, looked in the mirror, and thought to herself, "yeah, looks good" and walked into PUBLIC on purpose, with those shoes! Her jeans look like 50 pounds of cottage cheese stuffed into a 20 pound bag. If I had to describe her it would be along the lines of "think of an upside down sparkplug."

More to her sexual repellency than diet.

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Pappy_Gunn 67 points ago +67 / -0

Her jeans look like 2 bulldogs fighting in a garbage bag. Her face looks like Jabba the Hutt's face caught on fire and somebody put it out with a wet chain.

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Bigblue725 12 points ago +13 / -1

Be nice to muffin top, she's just misguided

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BasteSpuds 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's an understatement. That's not a muffin top. That's a souffle you forgot was in the oven.

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KAGAnoRINO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Misfigured

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Raindrops1984 28 points ago +28 / -0

It’s sweet that you think she looked in a mirror. I had a college roommate who looked like that. She’s barely glance in the bathroom mirror and didn’t have a full length one.

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unspecified_user 4 points ago +4 / -0

She’d barely glance in the bathroom mirror

Well who could blame her?

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CapnKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Soros concealing support by paying ‘disruptors’ in Cosmic Brownies.

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BarronTheb1o1a1t 13 points ago +13 / -0

I read this in Grenell's voice. Love that man.

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KylesRifle 14 points ago +14 / -0

These liberal bitches are ruining the idiom: don’t judge a book by its cover.

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Sigma 35 points ago +35 / -0

And STDs

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WhitePowerRanger 22 points ago +22 / -0

Username checks out

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Slyhillary 21 points ago +21 / -0

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

"Kuru is a form of transmissible spongiform encephalopathy (TSE) caused by the transmission of abnormally folded proteins (prion proteins), which leads to symptoms such as tremors and loss of coordination from neurodegeneration.

Prevention:

Avoid practices of cannibalism

Treatment:

None

Medication:

None

Prognosis:

Always fatal"

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Jimmy33 16 points ago +16 / -0

Did you just diagnose Merkel?

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prayinpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Autoclaves dont workon them

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FullAutoFlintlock 6 points ago +7 / -1

never eat the brains.

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Butthurt 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s exactly what mad cow disease was. A prion due to them putting cow products in the feed. It’s gods way of saying don’t eat each other

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 16 points ago +17 / -1

And the HPV "vaccine" only covers around 4 out of 50(?) strains.

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powershellder 1 point ago +1 / -0

HPV vaccine has never been proven to prevent a single case of cancer, and actually increases your risk of getting cancer.

For example, scientists presume that certain “surrogate markers” or “precancerous lesions” precede cervical cancer. With the HPV vaccine, they simply compared the numbers of these markers in women who received the vaccine to the numbers of these markers in women who received the placebo. However, no actual cases of cervical cancer were prevented in any of the test subjects in any of the clinical studies of the HPV vaccine.

The HPV vaccine was marketed deceptively as well when first introduced, being promoted as “100%” effective. However, the vaccine is only “100%” effective against two of numerous strains of HPV, not cervical cancer itself.

During prelicensure studies, 361 women who received at least one shot of Gardasil went on to develop precancerous lesions on their cervixes within three years

The Wall Street Journal, April 16, 2007 VIRAL MARKETING

Questions on Efficacy Cloud a Cancer Vaccine By JOHN CARREYROU

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streakybacon 24 points ago +24 / -0

I eat plenty of pizza and have never been that unhealthy.

It's lack of exercise. They do not walk anywhere, do useless jobs with no effort and have never been fit in their lives.

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ArtLife 4 points ago +6 / -2

they eat too much sugar and vegetable oils. weight is controlled by hormones.

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streakybacon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah and by being active. Most people are numb to how inactive they really are. I still walk for miles, almost every day.

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KiTA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't forget the Daddy Issues

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Christineblaseyford 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only

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ramennov 90 points ago +91 / -1

They're liberal because they're unfuckable. The left is for low self-esteem people who don't meet standards of beauty.

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BestTimeToBAlive 33 points ago +34 / -1

amazingly astute comment. Right on!

So that means us conservatives are high self-esteem ppl, who feel comfortable and are beautiful.

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Nomoralcompass89 7 points ago +7 / -0

^^^ Users vocabulary is yuge.

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Mrsattorney 30 points ago +30 / -0

What is it that Rush says...feminism was created to make ugly women feel mainstream? This is probably also true of Antifa, except it applies to both genders.

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DrBJTester 6 points ago +6 / -0

There are 67.8 genders bigot /S

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Mynamesprivate 4 points ago +4 / -0

69, shitlord!

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ah were over a 100 genders now you bigot fuck

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DrBJTester 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's Ma'am to you racist!

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JuicyfearsMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

You fucking reeeeeeeacists!!!!

There are officially over 296 genders. You anti science bigots!!

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OGTD1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trans Mermaid King Queen here, there’s always room for one more so let’s not make others feel excluded.

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ManyDirt 25 points ago +25 / -0

Yeah, my incel buddy turned liberal once he realized no one was going to fuck him. Could be coincidental timing but I doubt it. He was weak and fell victim to college indoctrination.

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FuckReddit4545 8 points ago +8 / -0

Had one guy like this during my college days. We were all having a blast, while he'd sulk and say shit like what's the point of having a girlfriend when she's just going to leave you, it's never going to work out... He did the whole manbun thing before it was a thing, and just wasn't happy. Haven't seen or heard from him in over 10 years, but I imagine he's a dedicated liberal on the front lines.

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deplorabillybot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was recently trying to explain what a white knight is to my based 14 year old son in the hopes that he would never become one. He laughed because he immediately knew what I was talking about - "Oh...you're talking about a simp." He and his Trump-loving buddies make fun of those guys. I can relax.

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TownesVanCamp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Or strength, intelligence, or any other standard really. They are the most unfortunate people in the planet.

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Mynamesprivate 1 point ago +1 / -0

The oligarchs of commie clown world will make the little ones bend and cry out theyre loyal, and the nice sounding ones might be spared.

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JohnSpartanSAPD 7 points ago +7 / -0

Military calls that the FUPA = Front Upper Pussy Area. Pronounced FOOPA

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SixteenBeatsAOne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thumbs up for the F. U. P. A. reference. For the F. U. P. A. poster child, see Stacey Abrams.

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JackIsALarp 8 points ago +8 / -0

looked for muffin top comments, wasnt let down.

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ChelseaHubbell 16 points ago +16 / -0

Skinny legs fat gut, looks like my sister in law

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KylesRifle 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lots of sitting and eating.

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Liberty_Prime 43 points ago +43 / -0

third thing I found when I searched her name last night. Guess the right leaning media didn't want to mention that event.

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citizenmoon 43 points ago +44 / -1

Leftist 'protestors' - Walk around with a beating stick, attack people, no charges. Get money.

Rightwing 'protestors' - Show up, stand around, arrested by police. Charged for terrorism.

It is difficult to support 'law and order' at this point when 'law and order' is only applied to one side.

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synd1050 23 points ago +23 / -0

Right-wing protestors are organic while Left-wing protestors are mostly inorganic.

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citizenmoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I question if that is a good thing at this point.

Inorganic is just people being texted/e-mailed/twittered and they show up. They meet each other and form organic groups.

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synd1050 7 points ago +7 / -0

BLM and ANTIFA are inorganic because the people coming there are not coming with genuine intentions or they are being funded by dark money. Right-wing protests like the anti-lockdown protests,anti-mask protests,anti-gun control protests are mostly organic because they are low-budget, high trust and you can easily know the truth about the protestors easily and identify any false propaganda easily spread.

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citizenmoon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Totally being funded by 'dark money', I used to wash it through 'fund of funds' 501c3's. Gates, Kellogg, Ford, etc.

Shit now is like eating cheese substitute. Not the real thing but close enough.

Right wing's best chance was Tea Party which got crushed by Obama's IRS. Democrats needed to protect their 501c3 money laundering and intimidation operation.

I hope this/our/whatever generation gets together like the boomers last stand in the Tea Party and are able to push through the lines this time instead of being turned back.

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nodoxplz 27 points ago +27 / -0

I only saw a photo earlier and my first thought was I wonder if she was actually hurt or if she just wanted to use the cast as a prop.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 16 points ago +17 / -1

Jason Kessler, an Obama supporter, Occupy movement activist (hard leftists), who claimed to be a professional provocateur, Jewish ex-gf described him as a liberal, strict vegetarian, atheist and embraced friends of different ethnicities, African roomate and even separated from his ex-gf for her not being liberal enough somehow became an alt-right nazi and went on to create a Wikipedia page with a MAGA hat on and organized the Charlottesville rally.......Clearly fake plant but media ate it up. Same with her I will bet.

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RyanUpCreek 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yep. "Says" is allegation and a crisis actor is gonna fake an injury especially if they are funded by Soros. Explains why this young person is a fatty

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Vir4030 4 points ago +4 / -0

She testified to whatever that is, completely misrepresenting her own actions on that day. She acts like she was a victim, but she was an instigator. Now she's organizing events like this.

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ChrisSuperDude 85 points ago +89 / -4

This is gonna be controversial, but Charlottesville would have been an actual peaceful protest had the left not shown up. Had the left not shown up, they would have worn themselves out after a while and left. Had everyone just ignored Richard Spencer he would have fucked off back to the middle of nowhere. We officially live in a society where legitimate Nazis behave better than your average leftist.

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Spikeball 36 points ago +37 / -1

Our side should remember that the police are allies of convenience at best

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trollkin0331 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's a choice, they're not bound by executive order. Police chiefs are the major failing, lower level officers abiding unlawful orders from their superiors are the followup.

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shadows_of_the_mind 20 points ago +20 / -0

They are tools of whoever is in power. I've mentioned this countless times on this site and gotten downvoted en masse by the thin blue line crowd. Just remember when the Democrat Marxists finally usurp the presidency, the cops tasked with busting down your door to take away your guns are the same ones the herp derpin bootlickin TBL flag flying idiots are currently "backing".

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Liver_Kick 10 points ago +10 / -0

They, and the national guard, will be our source of gear and ammo.

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trollkin0331 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you don't have ammo already, you're being negligent. Raiding armories should be supplementary. You should be prepared right now.

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Liver_Kick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dont worry about me bro. I'm talking more about helmets, NODs, armor, flash bangs, grenade launchers, etc

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Indelible_Hippo 2 points ago +3 / -1

BaCk tHE bLUE

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The_New_Pope 26 points ago +27 / -1

Those "Nazis" never got doxxed, never had their homes targeted, never faced any cancelling. Also open flames are expressly prohibited for public protests in Charlottesville. It was a psyop.

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bellcurvestrikesback 24 points ago +25 / -1

Jason Kessler was a plant and people were even calling it out at the time. Anyone who thinks the tiki torch wannabe nuremburg rally wasn't an alphabet psyop is kidding themselves.

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brxn 14 points ago +15 / -1

Seriously... the whole thing was fake AF. They were carrying tiki torches.. like.. brand new made-in-Chyna Walmart-supplied tiki torches.. And we were expected to believe that a 'violent white supremacist rally' (that happened to look like a bunch of gay people) was 'counter-protested by peaceful protestors' (according to Mitt Romney - a 'Republican'). Next thing you know they're going to try to say Trump is gassing blacks and gays.

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based_trekkie 7 points ago +7 / -0

You forgot the fresh off the amazon.com truck flags and costumes...

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Boudicca2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Right. And just a basic little digging into Richard Spencer's life, where he went to school and got his college degrees (CIA Recruiting Mecca), the fact that the media always had time for him, a supposed NeoNazi, yet normal patriotic, God fearing Conservatives that have ZERO connection to any Nazism or fascism they would try to deplatform from anywhere and everywhere, the fact that he was touting Trump and then does a goofy and phony as hell staged Hitler style salute just for CNN's cameras, and NOW we see he's supporting Leftists, claiming it's the best path for white people? Such an obvious Deep State shill it's not even funny.

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based_trekkie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe the autists should Doxx them along with their social media info, would be interesting to find out a vast majority of them were Lefty Larpers.

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ADAM_SCHITT 23 points ago +23 / -0

Not to mention the left has outdone Charlottesville about 100 times in the last few months.

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ChrisSuperDude 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's part of how you know you're on the ACTUAL right side of history, the left has to reach back 3 years to find something even remotely related to anything they have done all summer. Even then, it wasn't our side that caused problems, and that fat bitch in Charlottesville most likely died of a heart attack anyway. It's like how they have to go all the way back to the Crusades to justify Muslims blowing themselves up every year during the Ramadan Bombathon.

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learntocode 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reach back far enough and you will find Democrats riding in armed posses across the border to Kentucky to literally steal the ballot box and stuff it with pro-slavery votes.

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ChicomUberAlles 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ramadan Bombathon LOL. It is incredible that the media to this day, after all the shit they have done that people still gobble their fantasies down no questions asked. That is incredible power. And this is what they choose to do with it. EVIL

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synd1050 9 points ago +9 / -0

You are redpilled.ANTIFA was around during Weimar Germany until Hitler defeated them.

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80960KA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe not repeats, but it certainly echoes.

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based_trekkie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Over-representation....

Maybe this is why California liberals are putschhing to end their affirmative action amendment....

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GorillaWarfare 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weimarica.

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Midnight_Pede 11 points ago +11 / -0

Richard Spencer is voting for Biden and stated the Democrats are more, "competent".

= /

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80960KA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Richard Spencer is a retard, this is well known.

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Harambe 36 points ago +37 / -1

BIG CHUNGUS

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RyanUpCreek 6 points ago +6 / -0

Big Mongo Chungus species

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Squidproblow 27 points ago +27 / -0

Walking around all these protests one would think she wouldnt be such a fat disgusting pig.

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Harambe 22 points ago +22 / -0

she only comes once every 2 years. the BIG CHUNGUS hibernation cycle revolves around elections.

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Vivadiscordia 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thank you Harambe, very cool.

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Crisis83 27 points ago +27 / -0

Antifa and BLM are deepstate controlled groups used to supress politica opposition. Change my mind.

This lady’s making a career of it. People including Nadler denying their existance is proof of this. Same with all these same faces that pop up. Remember what Veritas leaked in 2016. Remember DNC and Podesta email leaks.
There is no separation of political party and deepstate, they are the same and it explains very cleary why there are “2 choices”. Trump just wasn’t part of their plan.

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Vir4030 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you know if the feds are investigating her for the U-haul thing?

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AnointedVisions 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably not

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wonderfulusa 16 points ago +17 / -1

Why did she bring her 'happy pole' from her bedroom to the riot ?

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Wyopepe 15 points ago +15 / -0

Body looking like Dr. Robotnik.

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AlaskaBear 13 points ago +13 / -0

Almost seems like there is a cast of crisis actors....

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GEOTUSMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmmm. Who could possibly be behind this?

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Poopy pants

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semblanceofsanity 9 points ago +9 / -0

I wonder how many people are thinking, "holy shit! Trump was right about charlottesville! There were bad people on both sides."

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RyanUpCreek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lasagna pits in moar than two places

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Mad_Hattie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Always some bitter overweight feminist who can't get a man.

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ObamaStoleMyBike 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ugly inside and out.

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dixond 2 points ago +2 / -0

ALL THE WAY TO THE BONE

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JustHereForTheSalmon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wasn't her first cheesecake-for-breakfast either from the looks of it.

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Tony2shirts77 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can’t believe some lucky fella hasn’t snatched her up yet. Looks like perfectly sane wife material, capable of living a happy, healthy, not murdering you in your sleep kind of life.

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Patriot4evr 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dat u Holly?

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KABOOKIE 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a pile of shit

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GWNorthman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did she eat the people she hated?

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TheEmoEngineer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hear Stewie Griffin carrying and playing a tuba behind her when I look at this picture.

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trumptrainct2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

i noticed that too..wasn't surprised

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letrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tits!

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Siteless_Vagrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shaped by bra! They fatten out like mud flaps when you pop the strap. Source: Too many last calls.

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letrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha love it

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FirstOfHisName 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like the women I used to pick up at the sports bar. Fun times 👌

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rangooooo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that the white supremacists that go around stirring problems in the country?

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whippeat 4 points ago +4 / -0

So these are professional, full time agitators traveling the country.

Are we supposed to believe these are organic, self funded and grassroots movements?

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Barthaneous 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine saying to yourself, "lets go to war"

And you got 20lbs water juggs on your chest, and hefty load of fat around your mid section. You decided to wear tight jeans which prohibits your abilty to move for most activites, no helmet, no other protection and then you tryband fight a fully armed Patriot or police officer.

The level of stupid is beyond comprehension.

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charbatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

For some reason, they think their layer of fat is going to protect them. It gives them their strength. It's a known mental health issue.

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ENTP 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why do you need a baseball bat to “protest”

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Joe_Hiden_69 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hate weak genetics.

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Nalgahyde 4 points ago +4 / -0

When that wise old man said, "You look like 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound sack.", he was probably imagining this broad.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 4 points ago +4 / -0

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

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JohnBrownsBody 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sedition and conspiracy.

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ikuyas 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have a better autist don't we.

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GreatHumungous 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always said Charlottesville was a totally staged play, all of it.

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SmokeyScottishpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that a protester, I thought it was a beached whale.

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Ehi_Passika 3 points ago +3 / -0

False, she was heading to an all you can eat buffet smorgasbord.

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GeorgeSimpson78 3 points ago +3 / -0

Say what you will about that event if the two sides had been separated nothing would have happened. The fact that everyone immediately bowed down to tech censorship and antifa terrorists afterwards showed how much they could get away with. James Fields was fleeing from antifa terrorists attacking his car he was not out to kill someone.

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No_cucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

No one is fucking her.

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FuckReddit4545 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh look, a career agitator that is STILL walking free, year after year. There is no justice in this country. If our side even discusses the possibility of meeting up, we are labeled as a far right extremist group subject to arrest at minimum, facing the chance of being Waco'd at the maximum. This mess has been over a hundred years in the making, it will take a hundred more to fully right the ship.

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Triclopse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Being American is too good. It’s too easy. There is candy and Ice cream and free money everywhere. Youre almost not allowed to die

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The_Him 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who is their employer?

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YoungCharles 3 points ago +3 / -0

WEGOTHIM

We fucking did it.

Finally got a clear picture of Bigfoot’s dingleberry.

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DrAugustBalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Professional agitator.

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FuckU/Spez 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's had 3 fucking years... and she keeps getting more and more brazen with each protest. I really hope she gets what's coming. But its Barr at the helm and she'll be around for the next 4 years, no rico charges.

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dixond 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's been doing this with no consequences for years.

For years.

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Oldironsides1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where's the wheelchair?

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FOREVERKAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn't that image just totally turn you on?!!?!